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I'm going to install an elevator for the ant, Everest.

I'm going to give all the ants a name and install an elevator on Mount Everest.

These are actually humorous jokes. There are many jokes like this. There are four major projects: tiling the Great Wall, railing the Yellow River, installing an elevator on Mount Everest, and building a cover for the Pacific Ocean. Four small projects: wearing masks for mosquitoes, gloves for flies, birth control pills for fleas and condoms for cockroaches. Four boldness: riding a fierce horse, climbing over the city wall, killing the emperor and molesting the mother-in-law. Four comforts: wearing big shoes, farting, riding an ox cart, watching a big drama (two-person duet), four lengths: telephone poles, train tracks, the Great Wall of Wan Li, Hetao, four turns: morning glory, Dayang, JB, hat with rolled brim, four sizes: fly liver, mosquito gall, ant kidney and bug eye, four new ones! Wearing new clothes, marrying a new daughter-in-law and buying a mobile phone are four major sorrows: the loss of parents in teenagers, the loss of spouses in middle age, the loss of an only child in old age, and the lack of a mentor in young age. There are four major poisons: garlic with one head, star anise onion, scorpion tail, four major hazards in aisle: stuffed buns, rotten tomatoes, fans who help the public, and four major hazards: heart disease, electric fire, difficult childbirth and going to the toilet. Star ant nest in the sky.

Mount Qomolangma is located in the middle part of the Himalayas, with a huge pyramid shape and extremely steep terrain. The height of the snow line is 58-62m on the north slope and 55-61m on the south slope. There are three steep walls (north wall, east wall and southwest wall) between the northeast ridge, southeast ridge and Xishan ridge, and 548 continental glacier are distributed between these ridges and cliffs, with a total area of 1,457. 7 square kilometers with an average thickness of 726 meters. The north and south slopes of Mount Everest are snowy and snowy below 75m, while the north and southwest slopes are gravel above 75m. At an altitude of 75m, the most Leng Yue is February, and the average temperature is -27. 1℃, the hottest month is August, and the average temperature is -1. 4℃, the annual average temperature is -19. 6℃。