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Look at me, I'm not me, I'm not me, see who looks like who, who looks like who, who looks like who, and where the literature is.
The origin of Lu Xun's name
In an article, Comrade Hou Wailu, a famous historian, explained why Lu Xun was named Lu Xun as follows: Generally speaking, it is inaccurate to interpret the word Xun as "Kuaixun". Fast word "erya? "release the beast" said: "wolf, his son is excited, absolutely powerful and fast." Note: "wolves are extremely powerful and move quickly." "Giving" is exciting, from dogs to animals, from water to water. It means intense. Lu Xun's Lu is taken from Lu Xun's mother's surname. Xun, a wolf in the ancient sense. Lu Xun's word meaning can be understood as the brave son of a wolf. Why did Lu Xun pretend to be a wolf? He once said that he was willing to be a rebel and minister of feudal system. Logically, this name reflects his early thoughts and bears the brave resistance spirit of bourgeois Democrats.
The origin of Zhang Henshui's name
In a lecture, someone asked Zhang Henshui: Teacher Zhang, Jia Baoyu thinks that "women are made of water and men are made of mud". When you were young, did you fall in love with any young lady, so upset that you were labeled as "hydrophobic" Zhang Henshui replied: "No, not' frustrated in love'. I named it "Hate Water" because I like a sentence written by Li Yu, the queen of the Southern Tang Dynasty-"Night Cry". Then, he repeatedly said: "Hua Lin thanked Chunhong, what a hurry! "Helpless, cold is coming, and the wind is late! Colorful tears make people intoxicated. When will it be heavy? People naturally grow up, hate-water-Changdong! " He dragged the word "hate water" into a long cavity, and then said, "My favorite word has the word" hate water ",so I used it as a pen name."
The origin of Xie Bingxin's name
Xie Bingxin, whose original name was Xie Wanying, wrote "problem novels" during the May 4th Movement, caring about the fate of the country and the nation, so he changed his name to "Bing Xin". The word "Bing Xin" is taken from the poem "Luoyang's relatives and friends are like each other, and there is a piece of Bing Xin in the jade pot" written by Wang Changling in the Tang Dynasty, which means to have a "pure and clean" heart for the country.
The origin of Zhao Shuli's name
Zhao Shuli was originally named Zhao Shuli. "Li" and "Li", although the word difference, are completely two colors. After Zhao Shuli took part in the revolution, he changed Zhao Shuli to Zhao Shuli on 1930, to show that the ceremony of Confucius and Mencius was no longer established, but the truth of the revolution was established.
The origin of Zhang Aiping's name
The film crew of the feature film "Sword of Longquan" visited Zhang Aiping, Minister of National Defense. Minister Zhang Aiping was brave all his life and had an indissoluble bond with Jian. He said that people love swords, especially soldiers, and they have a sense of intimacy. I named it "Ai Ping", but its meaning has never been told to others. Many comrades don't understand and think that the word "ping" is only suitable for lesbians. Once there was an old calligrapher in Guizhou. When he wrote to me, he said that I loved swords very much. He also said that the word "Ping" was named "Qingping Sword". To tell the truth, that's what I mean when I'm named "Ai Ping". Aiping means to love the sword. Zhang buys several Longquan swords every year and gives them to friends in the international military field.
The origin of Feng Yuxiang's name
Feng Yuxiang's real name is Feng Jishan, and his word is Zhang Huan. At the age of eleven, due to his poor family, he had to live in his father's camp to study his lessons. His father hopes to make it up to him and get some "rewards" to subsidize family expenses. At that time, his father's Qing dynasty Bao Lian army was a famous "father and son soldier", which was difficult for ordinary people to make up. Although his father's friends in the same camp all know their family situation, because they are all partners struggling in poverty, nothing can help them except to give spiritual comfort.
Although most of the plaques in our country, especially those in ancestral halls and houses, reflect traditional ethical concepts, many of them have certain positive significance. For example, Preserving Human Virtue, Preserving Human Virtue, and Preserving Five Horses, etc. flaunt the taste of our ancestors, inherit the excellent moral character, intelligence and glorious tradition of our predecessors, and keep the family's good reputation from generation to generation, which has certain educational and enlightenment functions.
Google Google
The name comes from an exaggerated statement about how much information a search engine can search. It was originally called "Googol", which means 1 followed by 100 zeros. The founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page once showed their projects to an investor, and finally they received a check from Google!
Starbucks Starbucks
This name comes from Starbucks, the first mate's name in the famous novel Moby Dick. The captain who was injured by Moby Dick thought it was too risky when he chased Moby Dick madly, but he thought the first mate should obey orders, but he did it anyway and eventually died together! Now Starbucks is not in the name of Starbucks Chief Officer!
Yahoo! American Yahoo Company (providing Internet information retrieval service)
This word first appeared in Gulliver's Travels. This is an abominable little monster. Flo, the founder of Yahoo, thinks he is Yahoo!
Virgin Atlantic
It is said that the name is given because the founders of this company are virgins!
Baidu Baidu
The origin of Baidu's name is more poetic. It is said that it comes from an old saying: many people looked for him for thousands of times, and suddenly looked back, but that person was in a dim light.
Sina Sina
The word Sina comes from China's Latin sino, which means it is an Internet company of China descent!
Adidas adidas
The name comes from Adi DasslerDassIer, the founder of the company, and there is a joke that I dream about sax all day (I dream about Sax all day).
(a) the sea is bordered by the boundless sky; I am the mountain peak. -Lin Zexu
Comments: Lin Zexu was able to recite poems at the age of seven and became famous in his hometown. For this association, although people are small, they are ambitious and full of energy!
(2) the independent stream bridge, the figure does not follow the running water; Sleeping alone in a wild house, dreams often come to my hometown.
-League of Wanderers
Comments: The grass loves the mountains, and the savage is pregnant with the soil. Wandering in a foreign land, dreams often return to hometown. Borrow things for dreams,
Nostalgia.
(3) Mei Xu Xun's Snow is Three Points White; Snow has lost the fragrance of plums.
-Record the "Xue Mei" sentence of truffle Meipo as a couplet.
Comments: Everything in the world has its own advantages and disadvantages. Not only white incense, but also people and things.
(4) A big belly can accommodate things that are difficult to accommodate in the world; Laugh when you open your mouth, and laugh at the ridiculous people in the world.
-Beijing Tanzhe Temple Alliance
Comments: The words "laugh" and "capacity" are very clever, telling the world's feelings and writing many aspects of life.
(5) bite by bite, it is harmless to come and go; Cry three times and laugh three times, don't cry or laugh.
-A wedding and funeral association in the late Qing Dynasty
Comments: Very suitable for weddings, funerals and happy events. If there is another wonderful connection, I might as well be in the future.
(6) People have been ashamed of fame since the Song Dynasty; I was ashamed to be surnamed Qin when I went to the grave. -Qin early Qing dynasty
Comments: Qin Gui, a sinner through the ages. Qin, famous, stay away from shame. I can think of the smell of people, and it will last forever.
(7) Look at me, I am not me, I look at me, and I am not me; Whoever pretends to be like, whoever pretends to be like.
-Mei Lanfang's "You Lian in the Block"
Comments: As the saying goes, "It is not like failure, but it is really like failure." It tells the dialectics of performing arts.
Method, this link has the same effect.
(8) sad every year; Homeless people are everywhere, and homes are everywhere. -World Federation of the Republic of China
Comments: If you are poor, you will be sad every year, and you will be at home everywhere. It's wonderful to make couplets with overlapping words.
(9) Moonlight screen window, everyone is wise; Snow is falling in Meiling, and Bai Letian is everywhere in Xiangshan.
-World name
Comments: The "Kongming Zhuge Liang" in the first couplet is a pun. "Kongming" refers to both the name of the person and the brightness of the screen hole; "Zhuge Liang" refers not only to the homophonic name, but also to the bright hall in the room. The bottom line of "Xiangshan Lotte" is also a pun. "Xiangshan" refers to both the name of Bai Juyi and the floral fragrance of Meiling; "Bai Letian" refers not only to Bai Juyi's words, but also to the joy of snow-white plum fragrance. The upper and lower couplets are cleverly embedded in the font size of historical celebrities, which is natural and implicit, does not affect the description of scenery, and is also helpful for writing.
[10] Hong is a riverside bird; Silkworms are worms in the world. -World famous leagues
Comments: Hong is a male bird, and silkworm is a houseworm. This is a calligraphy couplet, which is meaningful and can be called a masterpiece.
(1 1) vicissitudes of life, facing the sea, ups and downs; Clouds are long, long, long, long.
-Shanhaiguan Mengjiang Women's Temple Alliance
Comments: The word "Chao" in No.1, No.4 and No.6 is pronounced as "cháo", which is homophonic with "Chao", and the rest are pronounced as "Chao".
"zhāo", as "morning"; The word "Chang" in No.1, No.4 and No.6 is pronounced as "zh?ng", which is the same as "Shang", and the rest are pronounced as "cháng". Using the polysemy and homonymy of Chinese characters, long stacking is interesting, but strange and difficult to work, which is beyond the reach of ordinary people.
(12) There is a full moon in the sky, a half moon on the ground, and a full moon every half moon; Tonight is the end of the year, and tomorrow is the beginning.
Boss, year after year. -Union of Scholars
Comments: The word "month" appears six times, and the word "year" appears six times, which makes people have real kung fu. "month
The "circle" meets the "half moon" and the "end of the year" follows the "year". Although time and space are the same, their interests are different.
[13] Castle Peak has the honor of burying loyal bones; White iron casts innocent courtiers. -West Lake Yuefei Tomb Alliance
Comments: Castle Peak has no intention, and White Iron is heartless, all because of loyalty, which is called luck or injustice. What? plan
People are also.
[14] Where there is a will, there is a way. If you cross the rubicon, 120 Qin Guan will eventually return to Chu; A miserable man, God.
Failing to live up to expectations, three thousand armor swallowed Wu. -Pu Songling's Zuo You Ming Lian
Comments: With this ambition and with this heart, why not just talk about it?
[15] The sound of reading in the wind and rain is heard in the ear; Family affairs, state affairs and world affairs are all concerned. -Ming Gu Xiancheng Title Association
Comments: It is wrong to turn a deaf ear to things outside the window and read only the sage books.
[16] acoustic drive thousand riding diseases; The wind swept the mountain. -Qiantang Tide Pavilion Association
Comments: If you smell its voice, if you see its shape, it is strong!
[17] Being in a wolf state, ambitious people live or die; From ancient times to the present, Xiao and Yan Xin are connected. -Xianyang Jing Ke Tomb Association
Comments: A woman loves herself, but a scholar dies as a confidant. Jing Ke's entry into the unpredictable Qin Dynasty was also this kind of behavior. [18] edo Yasunari, I feel that you are the first to praise the alliance; I am ashamed to recruit a chivalrous woman when the pavilion is sprinkled with blood. -Sun Yat-sen took Qiu Jin.
Comments: Mourn the martyrs, express sadness, praise Qiu Jin, and feel sorry for colleagues.
19. Republic of China tax; The world is too poor. -Liu Shiliang satirized the Nanjing Government Alliance.
Comments: "age" and "tax" are homophonic, "equality" and "poverty" are homophonic, and when satirizing the world, they penetrate into the body.
[20] The clear spring flutters at the foot of the Buddha, and two jade belts float down; The source is flowing water, braving a string of pearls. -Baotu Spring Alliance in Qianfo Mountain, Jinan
Comments: with the words "Mao" and "Piao", its shape looks as if it is in front of you, and it is beautiful!
[2 1] After confession, you can live beyond life. Is Yamaraja afraid of monks? Paper money can atone for sin, but bodhisattva is a corrupt official! A Buddhist altar association
Comments: A question mark, an exclamation point. How wonderful it is to backchat and sigh!
[22] When does it get cold in spring? Where does the peak come from? -Hangzhou Lingyin Lengquange Alliance
Comments: "cold" points out the characteristics of spring, and "flying" writes the momentum of the peak. Two question marks are thought-provoking.
[23] On the same day, the sea, Chicheng Gorge, Emei Snow, Wuxia Cloud, Dongting Water, Smoke, Xiangjiang Rain, Wuyi Peak and Lushan Waterfall, combined with the wonders of the universe, painted my Zhai wall; Shaoling poems, rubbings, Zuo Zhuan's essays, history, Xue Tao's notes, Youjun posts, South China Classics, Xiang Rufu, Qu Sao, the combination of ancient and modern skills, set my porch window. -Deng Calligraphy Federation
Comments: the wonders of the universe paint their Zhai, and the ancient and modern stunts set their windows, which broadens the world!
[24] Honored Wang as Yao Shun; Worrying about the world is the same as digging a hole. -Meng Temple Alliance
Comments: Confucius and Mencius' home, benevolence and righteousness last forever, Mencius advocates great harmony and idealization.
[25] Upright and upright, standing upright, rushing into the night; You are worried about me and angry, writing the glory of history.
-Sima Qian Temple Fair
Comments: integrity, anger at historical records. In ancient China, there were many people with lofty ideals, so as to spend their anguish.
Yeah!
[26] between hops, grinding needle stone; Relying on the sword and hanging the bow to help the mulberry. -Write Li Bailian.
Comments: The iron pestle is ground into a needle, and the teenager is determined to win. He thinks about wine, writes poems, bends his bow and leans on his sword among the flowers, like a chivalrous man.
[27] There are thousands of ancient poems, and the bones of great writers are your brushes, which are sent in heaven; Proudly speaking, violet laity is immortal.
-Write Li Bailian.
Comments: Poetry is like a person. White poetry is invincible, fresh and elegant, claiming to be a laity immortal, innocent!
[28] Iron plate copper pipa, following Dongpo singing "No Return to the River"; Meiqin is sad, but in the Southern Song Dynasty, Hebei, Mo flew south with Hongyan. -Guo Moruo titled "Xin Qiji Temple"
Comments: He is loyal to the monarch and patriotic, and his words are bold and radical. Lao Guo skillfully used allusions to praise his works and his people.
[29] Daming Lake, Baotu Spring, the former residence is in the depths of weeping poplar; Shuyu is concentrated, and in epigraphy, literary talent has the legacy of the ancestors. -write Li Qingzhao's honesty
Comments: A generation of poets, unfortunately in troubled times, lost their country and their families, were constantly sad and resentful, wrote lyrics for articles, remembered the past, and left the legacy of their ancestors.
[30] writing ghosts and writing demons is superior; Stab, greed, stab, abuse, three points. -Pu Songling's Former Residence Association
Comments: Ghosts are worthy of praise, officials in the world are greedy, and the pens of different worlds are also angry.
[3 1] The most rigorous work is The History of China's Novels; The last words are still painful. Don't be an empty writer. -Cai Yuanpei holds Lu Xun's couplets.
Comments: rigorous composition, rigorous life, literary style. Teaching by example and then passing on words is worthy of being a model for a generation.
[32] Before the translation was written, I was shocked to hear the death star. Who led the shout in China? Mr. Wang has passed away, remembering the old rain, and the literary world has been at a loss since then! -holding Lu Xun's couplets
Comments: Write facts and express sadness. Pun meant a lot.
[33] What is moving, apricot blossoms in February; I was urged that the light was on at midnight.
-the gentleman's self-titled couplet
Comments: There are not many touching colors, but time makes people work hard, and an inch of money can't buy an inch of time. I advise you to cherish it.
As a teenager.
[34] Take two rivers, arrange eight arrays, take six out of seven, five original lamps and forty-nine lamps, with one heart.
Just to pay for three things; Pingxi Shu, Dingnan, East and North refused, but Zhang Zhongjun changed his mind, and the water was on the side.
Attack with fire. -Henan Wuci Federation
Comments: A few short sentences cover the main deeds of Zhuge's life. Ten numbers, representing "five parties" and "five"
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