Who is smart? Who is elegant? Who is hardworking? Who is kind? Who will be the winner in the end? Who will fail?

Bird brand soap locust powder, white Tuoshan Zhuanggu powder, peach blossom brand floor wax 37 episodes Xiao Guo Wushuang PK full version Bai: Welcome to watch this "It's more amazing than not knowing the world" You are not as happy as I am, you are satisfied How about I satisfy my audience friends, are you satisfied? Everyone: (whispering) Bai: I can’t hear you. Louder. Are you satisfied? Everyone: Not satisfied! Bai: OK, then go and stay where you are. Next, I will introduce the four guests present today - the first one is so amazing. She is the shopkeeper Tong from Tongfu Inn (applause) Tong: Tongfu Inn, The ideal harbor of your dreams (speak faster) Our store is launching a month-end event. You can enjoy 20 to 50% off with your VIP gold card. Please send us a letter for specific details and negotiate without being polite. Bai: Okay, let me introduce the next one. She is so powerful. She is Mo Xiaobei, the leader of the Hengshan sect. (Applause) Mo: The outsider came from Shaolin, the inside returned to Wudang. Hengshan swordsmanship, both internal and external, is infinitely powerful. , it is a must-have and indispensable magic weapon for you to travel at home and rob houses. To register, please contact Hengshan Martial Arts School. For details, Hengshan Laoyakou is thirty miles north, eighty miles east and two hundred and sixty miles north... Bai : Okay, let’s stop talking nonsense. Let me introduce the third guest. Wow, he is even more powerful. In Cantonese, he is so sharp. Who is he? He is Lu Qinghou, the hero of Guanzhong (applause). Lu: Ahem... read more. , read a good book. This martial arts biography records thousands of years of grievances and resentments among the people of Jianghu. It is soul-stirring and wonderful. It makes people forget about food and drink and cannot afford to be sick. This book has not been published yet. If you are interested in cooperating, please contact me. Come to my office for a heart-to-heart talk and a talk that will keep you up all night.

Bai: OK, heroes, please don’t introduce us here. The last guest present is even more awesome. He is so awesome that it’s a bit unbelievable. He is Li Xiulian, the only descendant of the God of Cookery in Beijing (applause). Li: Just call me Big Mouth Li. Big Mouth, male, twenty-seven years old, unmarried, married, no bad habits, good and excellent, and various qualities of survival of the fittest... Bai: We don’t have time and there are two more contestants. So now we would like to invite our two. The first invincible contestant, Guo Furong (applause) (Guo Furong, wearing a cloak, appears with overwhelming force) Bai: Super resentful woman Zhu Wushuang (Zhu Wushuang, wearing a scarf, appears elegantly and charmingly) White: The two contestants are ready Are you ready? Guo: I've been ready to die. You Zhu: Just keep it as a laughing stock. Bai: Okay then. Let me introduce the rules of the game. This game adopts a best-of-five-game system. The first link we will conduct below is : I wipe, I wipe, I wipe (Gesture of Lucky 52) OK Whoever can wipe these two pots clean in the shortest time wins (starts to wipe the pots) Bai: Well, who is the real winner of this link? Is she hard-working, kind, down-to-earth and willing to work, or is she smart and opportunistic? Don’t tell you after she walks away (throws the sign) - Time (Big Mouth got stuck cooking) Li: Hey, how will you do this job after getting stuck again? Tong (Enter): Are you still using iron pots for cooking? It’s long past time to replace the Tangmen non-stick pan. It adopts Sichuan’s latest Tangmen copper technology. It has large heat transfer and even heating. If you put a little oil, you can cook delicious food. It is easy to clean and not easy to stick. If you buy it now, you will get a free Tangmen gift. A set of exclusive secret concealed weapons is available on a first-come, first-served basis while supplies last. All major inns and weapon shops are welcoming the news. Li: Use the Tangmen non-stick pan to cook. Hello (the two look at each other) Me, too - Competition White: Welcome Watch the costume variety show with the highest ratings in Qixia Town. I wipe, I wipe, I wipe, wipe (Lucky 52’s gesture). Well, the two contestants finished wiping the two pots at lightning speed. She was so hard-working and wiped them clean. She is still virtuous. She did a great job. Please let us have the four judges. The camera cuts to the scene - Four judges, put the copper coins in your hands into the iron pot that you think. Whoever has more money in the pot will win. - Invite the four judges to enter. (Everyone lined up and walked past Guo Furong and threw money into Zhu Wushuang's pot) Guo: Hey, hey, hey... Bai: Then the chairman of the jury will announce the results of the competition (applause) Tong: I will announce this The winner of this game is Zhu Wushuang (Zhu Wushuang does a lap dance) Bai: Good wishes Wushuang. As the favorite and the only winner of this game, please say a few words to the audience who have always supported you (pointing to the camera) Zhu: First of all I would like to thank my parents for their kindness in raising me. I would also like to thank the four judges. Most importantly, I would like to thank the viewers in front of the TV. If not for your support (choking) (crying on Bai's shoulder) ) Bai: It’s understandable that the contestants are very excited. Guo: Okay, okay, almost done. Bai: Okay, now I’ll introduce the second link: I wash, I wash, I wash (Lucky 52’s gesture)—— Then the requirement of this link is whoever washes it in the shortest time will win (starts washing clothes) Bai: Who is the real winner of this link? She is born with beauty that is difficult to give up, or she who looks back and smiles is charming and don't leave. I'll tell you after it opens - time (Mo Xiaobei entered the scene, poured the soap powder into a basin, squatted on the ground and started washing clothes, wiping sweat from time to time) (Tong Xiangyu entered the scene and stood aside to observe Xiaobei. Xiaobei looked up and found Tong Xiangyu) Mo: Sister-in-law I can help you wash your clothes (Tong Xiangyu opened his arms and Xiaobei jumped into Tong's arms and then came out to pick up the soap locust powder) Mo: Bird brand soap locust powder washed out a good leader (thumbs up) - Game White: Welcome It’s a good thing to watch the nation’s top-rated costume variety show. Before the results of the competition are announced, let’s interview the two contestants. How confident is this contestant to win this competition? Guo: As long as there are no black whistles, I will close my eyes. She Bai: Well said, just in line with an old saying. All talk and no tricks. Guo: The host is a thief. The legendary thief is him. This contestant really knows how to tell jokes. The director cut this part off. Ah—— Now four judges are invited to enter (everyone observes the clean clothes) Tong (to Zhu): Oh, what is used to wash this so fragrant? Guo: What is the use of fragrant and not

Tong (to Guo): You don’t understand this. Washing clothes is also an art of life. Just being clean is not enough. Just learn it slowly. Guo: Hey, it was clearly agreed. Whoever washes clean is the one who counts. Ying Li: But Wushuang’s laundry is also very clean. Mo: Sister Wushuang, why? Zhu: Because I use Bird brand soap locust powder, which contains a unique super stain-removing formula. It has strong stain-removing power, does not damage clothes, and is absolutely perfect. It doesn’t hurt your hands. It’s really easy to use. Li: It doesn’t hurt your hands. Guo: Then I also use Bird brand. I wish; because you forgot something (take out a bottle). This is my unique aloe vera. Vanilla juice (open, everyone is intoxicated) Guo: You, you cheated on me Tong: Invalid, I declare the winner of this game Zhu Wushuang (Wish Wushuang do the bunny dance) (Guo Furong cried and wiped her tears) Bai: Wushuang is the winner of this game What do you want to say if you successfully defend your title? Zhu: I don’t think I can talk about experience. I actually don’t want to say anything. Ninety-nine percent of hard work plus one percent of creativity is 100 percent success. Thank you, thank you. Bai: Say. Great. Applause and encouragement. Bai (to Guo): How do you feel as a contestant who has lost two games in a row? Guo: One word is refreshing. Bai: Okay, then I will give you a sentence. Don’t put the broken teeth in your stomach. Liyan Guo: Why? Bai: It’s easy to get internal injuries (Guo goes to the scholar) Guo: Look at the four of them bullying me, isn’t it Lu: Who told you to be crowded and inferior to others (Guo wants to hit Lu and Lu holds his head) Lu: Next round I'll try my best Guo; I despise you Bai: Well, now let's move on to our third link - I drag, I drag, I drag (lucky 52 gesture) (Guo starts to take off his clothes) Bai: What are you doing? Erni Guo: Take off your clothes. I fought with her. Bai Bai: The mopping I am talking about is mopping the floor (Zhu Wushuang laughs) Whoever can mop half the room clean by himself wins (starts to mop the floor) Bai : So who is the real winner of this game? She who fights and loses every time, or she who gets braver and never gives up as she fights. Don’t tell you after you walk away (throwing the sign) - Time (Guo Tuo) The ground suddenly flashed and the waist flashed) Guo: Ouch ouch Zhu: Why does the pull come again? Bottle): Baituoshan bone-strengthening powder, the exclusive secret recipe of Ouyang Feng in the Northern Song Dynasty, was specially developed for martial arts people. Guo: But I have withdrawn from the world. Zhu: It is still useful. As the saying goes, people are floating in the world. Who can avoid getting stabbed? Baituoshan Bone-strengthening powder has miraculous effects both internally and externally. If you get a knife and apply a bag of it, you want to get a second knife (Guo: Huh?). Take a bag of waist-strengthening powder and live to 200 without looking old (Guo: OK, OK...) I wish you the best. , Guo: Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder, Youthful Powder, Friendship Powder (taking the bottle): Huashan Lunjian designated nutritional supplements are available in all major medical clinics and pharmacies in this town. When purchasing, please look out for the (all) black anti-counterfeiting mark Guagua... ——Zi Bai: Welcome to the world's number one costume variety show, I Drag, I Drag, I Drag (Lucky 52 Sign) (Applause) Bai: Okay, everyone, please watch. The person standing to my left is the clumsiest person in history. Guo Furong (Guo waved and smiled) Standing on my right is the two-time champion Zhu Wushuang and the dream pastoral she carefully built (applause) Zhu: First of all, I want to thank the Peach Blossom brand floor wax. Guo: It’s almost done. It’s not time yet. Nai Bai: Just from the surface, we can't tell which floor tile is cleaner. Below, we invited Mr. Yan Xiaoliuyan, a senior catcher who is known for his sharp eyes (Yan appeared and applauded). Bai: Let him tell us who is the right tile. The real winner (Yan squatted on the ground, stood up like a telescope and told Bai the answer) Yan: I still have to patrol the streets. Bai: Okay, audience, now I announce that the winner is Lu: Wait a minute (Everyone:? ) Before the reveal, I have something to say. The floor tiles are unparalleled for people to step on. They are very clean and even waxed, but I can guarantee that no one can walk three steps on them. Bai: Who said that? I will walk now. Look (falls down) Bai: I was not paying attention and didn’t walk well. I’ll do it again (falls down) Bai: I still don’t believe me (falls down on all fours) (Guo laughs) Lu: Look at Lian Lao Bai If someone with such a high level of Qinggong falls like this, then what about the other people who will have to pay for their medical expenses? (Judges discuss) Tong: After discussion, the jury unanimously decided that the winner of this competition is (applause) - Guo Furong ( Guo Furong ran to Lu

High five with both hands) Guo: Ye Bai: Okay, everyone, audience. The score is now two to one. Wushuang is far ahead. Give Wushuang a round of applause and encouragement (applause). Guo: I won, not her. Bai: What the hell are you doing? Just win one round. Look at you like that. What do people say when Wu Shuang wins two games? What does it mean to be open-minded? What does it mean to have both ability and political integrity? Give Wu Shuang a round of applause and encouragement again (applause). Bai: Okay, let’s move on to the next link. The fourth link, I pull, I pull, I pull, pull ( Lucky 52 gestures) (Singing) La la la la la la, I am a little expert in soliciting customers. Our fourth link is whoever gets the most customers in the shortest time will win. Please pay attention to your position. Kangsang Amida Music (Guo and Zhu rush out the door) Everyone: Come on, come on, Bai Bai: Well, who is the real winner? She who occasionally wins and lingers, or she who is not arrogant in victory or discouraged in defeat. Don’t tell you after walking away (Everyone throws Bai Bai with chopsticks) ) Bai: What are you doing? Tong: A one-hour game and half an hour. Li: Who are you fooling? It’s so outrageous. Bai: So in response to the needs of the audience, we have canceled the time and changed it to live direct sales (Li Yuda Bai ) Bai: It's not a live click. Now we invite our true correspondent Mo Xiaobei (Mo Xiaobei rushed out) - Outdoors (Guo came over) Guo: What are you looking at (Yan came over) Guo: Ah, Xiaoliu, long time no see. You, what are you doing here? Yan: I’m going to shopkeeper Liu’s house in Beijia to eat. Guo: What’s delicious about their food? You can go to our place to eat. You eat while I give it to you. Yan: OK, OK, OK. I don’t have much money these days. I’ll wait until I get paid. Guo: Stop talking. You owe me your salary first and then pay it back. Yan: That won’t work. I still have to save money to marry a wife. Guo: Yan Xiaoliu, you Do you not want to get promoted? Yan: What do you mean? Guo: If you are willing to eat at my place and help me attract a few more customers, I will pay for all the meals today. Shan Yan: No, you. Guo: What do you think? Yan: You won’t let me go, right? You Guo: Am I that kind of person? Me Yan: It’s just you (contemptuous look) Guo: OK, just send me an IOU, right? Yan: Okay, no problem, just wait for me to pay You call people, Guo: Go, go, call as many as possible, the better (to Mo) Don’t look, don’t look, go back and do your homework (walking back and forth) Hey, come here, I’ll tell you, don’t tell anyone about this. Otherwise, you won’t be able to eat candied haws in your next life. Do you hear me? (The camera shakes) Guo: Be good. Bai: Welcome to the most popular costume variety show in the universe. I pull, I pull, I pull, pull (lucky 52 gesture) (Wish you come back) (Bringing back two diners) Zhu: Please eat slowly and play with the two guests. Guo: It took a long time to bring two of you here. Lu: (Arrived) You haven’t brought one of you here yet. Guo: Why are you in such a hurry, brigade? The men and horses will arrive soon. Bai: OK, I declare that there is no need to start this competition. The countdown has officially entered - nineteen eight, seven, six, five and four... Guo: Wait, why does it end now? Who stipulated it? Tong: Xiao Guo, I am willing to bet. You have to admit defeat. This is the rule of the game. It's Guo: What bullshit rules. You guys are too bullying. Tong: Not only did he yell at the game, he also spat on the host's face. Tong: Disqualify you from the competition! ...... (Guo comes over) Guo: What are you looking at? (Yan comes over) Guo: Ah, Xiaoliu, I haven’t seen you for a long time. What are you doing here? Yan: I’m going to shopkeeper Liu’s house in Beijia for dinner. Guo: They If there is anything delicious in our food, you can come to our place and eat it. I will give it to you while you eat it. Yan: Okay, okay, okay. I don’t have much money these days. I’ll wait until I get paid. Guo: Stop talking. You I owe you my salary first and then I can pay it back. Yan: That’s not possible. I still have to save money to marry a wife. Guo: Yan Xiaoliu, don’t you want to be promoted? Yan: What do you mean? Guo: If you are willing to eat at my place and help me, I brought back a few more guests. Today, all the meals will be provided by me alone. Shan Yan: No, you Guo: What do you think? Yan: You won’t let me go. You Guo: Am I that kind of person? Me Yan: You Just you (contemptuous look) Guo: OK, OK, just write an IOU to the head office, right? Yan: No problem, just wait for me to call someone for you. Guo: Go quickly, go quickly, the more calls you can, the better (yes Mo) Don’t look, don’t look. Go back to your homework. (Walk back and forth) Hey, come here, I’ll tell you, don’t tell anyone about this, otherwise you won’t be able to eat candied haws in your next life. Do you hear me (

The camera is shaking) Guo: Be good, Bai: Welcome to the world's number one costume variety show, I pull, I pull, I pull, pull (lucky 52 gesture) (I wish you will bring back two diners) Wish you: Two guests Please eat slowly and play inside. Guo: It took me a long time to get two of you here. Lu: (Anxious) You haven’t even brought one here yet. Guo: Why are you so anxious? The team will be here soon. Bai: OK, I declare that there is no need. The countdown to this competition has officially entered - nineteen eight seven six five four... Guo: Wait a minute, why does it end now? Who stipulated it? Tong: Xiao Guo, if you are willing to gamble, you must admit defeat. This is the rule of the game. White: It's Guo : What bullshit rules, you guys are too much of a bully. Tong: He not only roared during the match, but also spat on the host’s face. Tong: Disqualified you from the competition! ......