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The first paragraph of the straw boat borrows an arrow, and the tone of the characters is added, for example, Zhuge Liang said "gladly"

Zhou Yu was jealous when he saw Zhuge Liang's talent. One day, Zhou Yu consulted Zhuge Liang about military affairs and said "tactfully": "We want to fight Cao Jun ... What is the best weapon for water fighting?" Zhuge Liang bluntly said: "It is best to use bows and arrows." Zhou Yu said cunningly, "Yes, sir, that's what I thought. At present, the army is short of arrows, and I would like to ask Mr. Wang to be responsible for building 100 thousand. This is official business. I hope Mr. Wang will not transfer it. " Zhuge Liang "readily" said: "The viceroy entrusted you, of course you have to do it. I wonder when these 100 thousand arrows will come in handy? " Zhou Yu asked "doubtfully": "Was it built in ten days?" Zhuge Liang said calmly: "Since we are going to fight, if we can build it in ten days, we will definitely miss the big event." Zhou Yu asked suspiciously, "How many days does Mr. Wang expect to be ready?" Zhuge Liang said categorically, "Just three days." Zhou Yu said cunningly, "The military situation is urgent and you can't joke." Zhuge Liang said anxiously, "How dare you joke with the viceroy? I am willing to make a military order, and I will be punished if I can't do it within three days. " Zhou Yu was so happy that he asked Zhuge Liang to make a written pledge to fulfill a military order himself and hosted a banquet in his honor. Zhuge Liang said casually, "It's too late today. From tomorrow to the third day, please send 500 soldiers to the river to shoot arrows. " Zhuge Liang had a few drinks and left.