100000 famous scenes with funny jokes.

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1. classic encyclopedia of brick moving in construction site. I was pulling bricks on the bus at the construction site. A big brother is on the phone: "You want1million, right?" He wants 500 thousand, right I'll send it to you later! " The younger sister sitting opposite envied him: "Big Brother, you are so handsome. What do you do? " Big brother: "I'm just a driver!" " "Little sister:" How come you are so rich as a driver? "Big Brother:" No money, I am pulling bricks for the construction site! " "

Every day when I laugh, my girlfriend will ask me, "If we break up, will you hate me?" I said no, and she immediately slapped me: "You really want to break up. You should answer that I never wanted to break up with you. " I cried and nodded.

3. Classic object-changing joke, my mother said to find a beautiful object. When I graduated from college, my mother said to find a beautiful object. Last year, my mother said that it is not important to find a beautiful partner. The key is to be practical and be able to live. When I went home for the Spring Festival this year, my mother said it was enough to find someone who knew it was raining and ran indoors. ...

4. I want to find someone to fall in love with, just because the food in some places is not suitable for one person to eat, especially those activities with half price for the second time, which makes people eat hard!

5. Man: "Girl, how to go this way?" Woman: "Which way?" Man: "Walk into your heart." Woman: "Have you saved enough money for the trip?" Male. . . Send a message to your girlfriend: Do you like riding a bike? After half a minute, she replied, do you care about this? Then break up. .

6. I had dinner with a very familiar customer yesterday and ordered steak. When the steak was served, there were two pieces. Customer: "You can't eat so much by yourself!" " Me: "I can eat." He said flatly, "You can't eat it!" I also strongly replied: "I can eat. "My colleague rolled his eyes at me:" You are so stupid! He means to give him a piece! " I also returned a supercilious look: "you are stupid!" I won't give it! "

7. Chatting with the goddess yesterday. Will I arrive at eight thirty-three? Goddess 10: 15: Yes! I 1 1:45: Are you free now? Goddess 13:35: well, I just finished eating. what can I do for you? This is 13:36: I'd like to invite you to dinner, ok? Goddess 2 1:33: I have eaten! I feel very uncomfortable. Please give me a compliment to comfort me!

8. In chemistry class, the teacher asked, "Do you know how to distinguish flour from starch?" The deskmate replied, "Let's see which one can take jiaozi." The teacher glared at him mercilessly and asked, "Do you know how to distinguish alcohol from vinegar?" Still my deskmate, he stood up and said loudly, "Dip in jiaozi."

9. A buddy went to the supermarket to buy something and was trampled by a child next to him. The child quickly apologized and said he was sorry. The buddy thinks the child is very sensible, so he tells him it's no big deal, and then buys the child a lollipop.

Children stare at their friends for a few seconds after taking away the candy, and then step on them ...........................................................................................................................................................