What are the funniest humorous sentences in 20 19? Don't blame gravity for constipation.

Nowadays, there are many funny jokes on the Internet, which are not only humorous, but also have some life wisdom. What are the funniest humorous sentences in 20 19? See if you understand some of them.

20 19: 1- 10 What are the funniest humorous sentences?

1. Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

2. Skipping class is a person's happiness, and attending class is a group of people's loneliness.

It doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

6. Whenever I see someone pretending, I always bow my head silently. I'm not good, I'm looking for bricks.

7. Fortunately, you were too heavy to run when chasing you.

There is so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think about me?

9. Women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

10. You look, don't you? The pixels are relatively low.

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2019:11-20 What are the funniest humorous sentences?

1 1. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

12. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.

13. Spring is coming, full of green. Here he is, dressed in green! Md, even the hat is green!

14. May happiness stick to you like a dog skin plaster, good luck be trampled by you often like dog shit, happiness buzz around you like a fly, wealth is picked up casually like garbage, and accidents always make you scream like a mouse.

15. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

16. I bought a razor online and my hands are shaking after shaving.

17. I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

18. You are my sun, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first?

19. People like spring breeze and hate cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, but the temperature is getting worse!

20. I always feel that others are full after eating a few bites, but how many bites can they eat when they are full?

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What are the funniest humorous sentences in 20 19: 2 1-26?

2 1. The computer is the microphone of angry people, and it spreads our abuse in the middle of the night!

22. Poor Nike, Fuadi, and rogue Armani.

23. When I hope to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

24. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

25. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

26. Give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.