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Why does everyone say that Korea likes to blow its own horn?

With a good mood, I came to Myeongdong, a famous shopping area in Seoul, with my beautiful girlfriend, and went to the ESPRIT clothing store I often went to. After shopping at ESPRIT, we went to the fourth floor of this shopping center. As soon as I got on the elevator, I saw a sign posted on the shop opposite the elevator-"China people refused to enter!"

We suddenly stood there. Such a notice is familiar to all people in China. In the last century, when our nation was humiliated, what we saw in the Shanghai Concession was "China people, dogs are not allowed in"; A century has passed, and when our nation is no longer humiliated by foreign countries and is striving for economic progress, I see this notice again! However, a century later, I still can't get in, not even the dog! ! !

In an instant, my dislike of Korea reached the extreme! ! !

My first impulse was to go up and ask what this notice meant. But my years of experience as a lawyer tell me that there is no need to ask him here. Everything will be said in court after the evidence is obtained. I didn't bring my camera or my translator. It's no use arguing. I want to teach this ignorant and uneducated Korean businessman a practical lesson! ! !

China people are friendly to South Korea because of ignorance.

Koreans to China: Absurd because of ignorance.

What I hate most about Koreans is Koreans in China.

When I didn't come to Korea, I had a very good impression of Korea because I had no historical memory. I was moved by the Gwangju Uprising and voluntary donations. I was moved by the cordial atmosphere of life in What is Love, and attracted by the Korean spirit of unity and overcoming the crisis. However, after coming here, with the passage of time, I clearly saw a real Korea. Ignorance, ignorance, absurdity!

My beautiful girlfriend is Korean in China, and many of my friends are Korean. I even have Korean friends. I want to scold those Koreans for their lack of credibility, shallowness, ignorance, ignorance and illiteracy. People of insight in South Korea can't deny it, but I can't deny the insult I suffered after seeing the notice of "China people declined".

After sorting out my impression of Korea for several months, I found that it was plummeting and irreversible disgust. This disgust reached its climax when I saw two signs at the entrance of Myeongdong Shopping Mall: "Japanese tourists welcome" and "China people refuse"! ! ! In the past few months, all the Koreans I have met, one by one naked coquetry, one by one too poor, too rich and uneducated, have drifted before my eyes. This is Korea!

Dear brothers and sisters of Hahan, please come and live in Korea for a while before deciding whether to continue Hahan.

On the streets of Korea, what I see is a "beautiful" style, and what I see is uniform and unattractive clothing; Music channels are all bands that imitate the Japanese; And an unimaginative diet. The so-called Korean "beauty" is a short figure wrapped in men's shirts and cotton long slacks, and a faceless face with heavy makeup. In Ewha Women's University, Myeongdong and Dongdaemun, the clothes I saw were monotonous and strange. Every shop sells the same clothes; And most of the clothes, especially women's formal dresses, are more like the style of China in 1980s. If you want to travel to Korea, you can find a book "Shanghai Clothing" published in the mid-1980s. "Korean Wave" is just a trick of China Merchants. This is Korea!

South Korea may be the only country in the world that treats ethnic groups differently according to their country of residence.

According to South Korea's "naturalization" law, North Korean defectors can get nearly 300,000 RMB from the government when they arrive in South Korea. But this standard is now, don't expect this standard to last long. In a country that bullies its own people, I find it hard to believe that if China opens its borders and allows all North Koreans who want to go to South Korea to enter and leave at will, can South Korea continue to insist? All China people who come to work in South Korea, most of them are Koreans in China, were directly bullied and exploited, and even finally gave you nothing and kicked you out. So the people who hate Koreans the most are Korean compatriots in China. Because they know the real Koreans and Koreans best; But at the same time, because they only live in the northeast of China, most people in China don't know the real Koreans at all. We are friendly because of our ignorance. Remember, all China people, when you are traveling, shopping and spending money in Korea, please think about those compatriots who were exploited by naked bullying in Korean factories, please think about the ridicule and contempt of Koreans after you paid the bill, and please look up at the notice posted in Myeongdong Shopping Mall that "China people refused"! This is Korea!

South Korea, a country ruled by Lu Taiyu's military government for a long time, has only ignorant self-confidence and absurd pride, and some just make up history to amuse the people.

When I come to Korea for the first time, I will always be asked similar questions. Do you have beer in China? How many brands of beer are there in China? In Korea, you can only see Hite, Casa and OB. However, in China, from south to north and from east to west, people drink different kinds of beer, and no one tries to count how many brands there are. Such a problem exposes the pure ignorance of Koreans! China has not only the famous Qingdao, but also my favorite century-old Harbin beer, Yanjing, Prince beer in my hometown, Pearl River, Yellow River and so on. Who knows how many brands of beer there are in China? Speaking of Koreans, we can also clearly feel the ignorance of Koreans educated in Lu Taiyu! Although Korean characters were created only 600 years ago, Koreans will tell you that Korean is the most scientific language in the world. The reason is: although you may not know the meaning, you can read it; Tell you that Korean is the most scientifically pronounced language in the world. However, the fact is that in Korean, P and V are indistinguishable, and R and L are indistinguishable. Pure Korean English, you often don't know whether it is KFC or KFC; You can't tell whether KFC in Korea comes from frying or pride. You don't know if it comes from it.

Is it raining or has it already?

Tilt! It is understandable to cultivate national pride, but cultivating pride in this way can only cause others to laugh. During the reign of Lu Taiyu, the use of Chinese characters was forbidden. So now you can't see Chinese characters in Korean. But the real Korean is to spell Chinese characters by pronunciation if you don't understand them, and then spell them in English if you don't understand them, and the more formal the occasion, the more effective it is. This is the most scientific language in the world. Once I attended a Korean friend's wedding and suddenly found out that we were married, led by two children, and got married in the same auditorium before the friend's wedding. The names on Korean ID cards all have Chinese characters, but they are not used. As a result, the same name and surname are everywhere. Cultivating national pride is beyond reproach, but you don't have to deceive your own people. Koreans believe that one of the four great inventions is theirs, and Changbai Mountain in China is theirs. Do you know all the good people in China who had Koreans in the Nanjing Massacre? On the battlefield in Vietnam, the North Korean army, as the vanguard of the US military, did everything it could to burn, kill and plunder. If history gives a chance, South Korea will be more terrible than Japan in World War II! This is Korea.

I am surprised that Koreans have the courage to hold the World Confucius (Confucianism) Conference, in this shameless, rude and uneducated country! This is really an insult to Confucius; It also shows that Koreans have a deep sense of inferiority, and they only learn the appearance and not the heart!

From the 1986 Asian Games, 1988 Olympic Games and the 2002 World Cup to the present Pushan Asian Games, we have seen the bias of unscrupulous referees and the sewage poured by shameless media, and we have seen the ridiculous arrogance after the victory. Before the World Cup, Koreans burned the China flag in front of the China Embassy in South Korea; But in the World Cup, because of the criticism of domestic media, someone even asked me why the Korean team won China but didn't cheer. ! What a shameless request. The people of China have never burned your lovely Four Diagrams Taiji Flag, but you have burned our national flag. We wanted to see a fair game, but you gave us such an absurd World Cup. Finally, you won. Let's cheer together. In South Korea, Koreans often ask you awkward questions directly, such as Changbai Mountain and China, where men do housework, revealing the stereotype of Koreans as uneducated and decadent. There are even Koreans who say that because men in China ride bicycles, men in China can't have sexual ability, so they need to go to China to be an aphrodisiac! ! What a ridiculous, ignorant and uneducated Korean. All good people in China should be careful. Any Korean asks you a question about China. You should be vigilant. What they need is not a real explanation. The answer they want is that China can't do it, so South Korea is great! How pitiful, ignorant and uneducated, this is Korea!

Koreans are probably the most impolite countries in the world. In the face of foreigners, Koreans will ask questions from the age, followed by whether you are married, where is your hometown and so on. At first, I thought it had something to do with honorifics in Korean, but in the end, Koreans themselves will tell you that they know it is wrong to ask, but there is nothing they can do. What a ridiculous reason! Koreans are impolite, and I believe everyone who has dealt with Koreans can feel it.

You can hardly find positive reports about China in Korean newspapers. In order to achieve their stupid goals, Koreans first exaggerate how chaotic China is in the media and reports all day, and vilify China's agricultural products, saying that it is not good; More and more Koreans are waiting to travel, work and live in China. Knowing that China is not what the government and the media told them, the government and the media began to vigorously advocate "being local". This means that as a Korean, you should eat things made in Korea. In fact, most of the grapes in Korea are purple, lovely and sour; The beef here seems to be produced in the sky, which is ridiculously expensive; Apples here are sold by the piece. A Korean told me that she heard that pears in China were particularly bad. Oh, my god Where is the pear she is talking about? North of the Yellow River in China, from east to west, there are numerous varieties of pears. Pears from Qin real estate have been imperial tributes since ancient times. What kind of pears did she eat? Or she didn't eat at all, but the ignorant media told her so! Such a one-sided country, such a country educated by an ignorant government! This is Korea!

The Korean media is a machine that thoroughly implements the government's ignorance policy in the world! When China and South Korea were negotiating on the issue of garlic import from China, there was a TV report. After the experiment, it was found that the garlic cross section in China was 10 petals, while that in the Netherlands was 20 petals, while that in South Korea was only 6 petals. The spicy taste was relatively concentrated, so the garlic in South Korea was good. What an absurd report. China also has a garlic, and South Korea also has 7 cloves of garlic! There are too many such examples! For example, a TV station solemnly said that the housing quality in China is only the level of the 1960s and 1970s. Oh, my god The stupidity of the frog in the well in Korea is exposed. Seoul people will tell you when they pass by Building 63, the tallest building in Korea! When the South Korean team plays against a foreign team, if the South Korean team leads at first, the commentator will shout "We have pushed the Great Wall of Wan Li"; If the South Korean team falls behind in the next game, the TV station will immediately change the program to another program. This is how to cultivate national pride! This is Korea!

It is said that South Korea's differentiated publicity policy for agricultural products has also become a written policy of the Korean Ministry of Agriculture. I believe that poor Koreans will be educated in this way in the future: everything in Korea is fine. They don't know that there are eight major cuisines in China. They should continue to pay high prices and eat those "home-grown" things.

Speaking of it, the shamelessness and narrowness of the media are on the one hand; What followed was courage born of ignorance! ! I did meet such a reporter, who can neither speak Chinese nor English, and came to China to write a book about China's economy! The courage of ignorance is amazing! In Korea, I am most afraid of this so-called "China hand". Once or twice in China, they were able to speak a few Chinese words, read a few Chinese characters and know a few historical figures, so they dared to call themselves "China hands".

Take advice from others on China, and don't think that your knowledge is far from enough. Confucius' belief in propriety, righteousness and benevolence is gone here, leaving only the happiness and complacency of a frog in the well. This is Korea!

The Korean spirit I see is actually hierarchical, seniority-based and lifeless; Sleep in the toilet during work hours, pretend to work overtime after work, and go out to drink and have sex at night; The issues discussed last year are still under discussion this year, and the joint venture company cannot be established within two years; Always busy, but always without results. Unless we face China squarely, the cause of Koreans in China is doomed to failure. Because South Korea can't be found in the major events in China, there is no need to consider policies; Because in the eyes of China people, Koreans are stingy, stingy and disreputable. The great achievement of Korean men in China in just 10 years is to completely discredit Koreans in the eyes of China people. At the same time, South Koreans' inexplicable pride and superiority make China people hate it. Although South Korea can't compare with Japan, Europe and America in capital and technology, Koreans haven't understood that in the market of China, he is competing with all the top experts in the world. It is ridiculous and ignorant to try to struggle in China with outdated technology and poor funds. A representative of a company based in Shanghai actually asked me, has China ever paid technology transfer fees to foreign companies? Oh, my god What does he do every day? This is Korea!

Koreans are the most bullied and despised Koreans in China. Koreans in China are China people who hate Koreans the most. This is really a strange country! The nationality column of all Korean foreigners from China in the registration certificate of China is China.

South Korea. Koreans write like this not because they are ignorant, but because they don't write about Russia.

South Korea. Asked why, South Korean officials said that Koreans are inseparable from Koreans in China, so it should be specially noted; Koreans in Russia don't look the same as Koreans, so there is no need to explain. They know that there is no such country in the world, and what they have done is nothing more than discriminating against Koreans in China or plotting evil!

The vast majority of China people who worked in Korea left the country with disgust. Many of these China people are not South Korean black collars (although Koreans firmly believe that China people can come to work in South Korea as a great reward for China people); These Americans have received higher education, and some even studied and worked in the United States for a long time; Even though these China people have never been to the United States, their fluent English still makes Koreans feel more or less inferior. These people all feel the same way. Among them are Korean friends who have now returned to China; Some friends are still very upset when they hear Koreans talking. It is worth emphasizing that there are also our American colleagues and Japanese friends who have basically the same feelings about South Korea. The reason for this phenomenon comes from Koreans themselves, but sadly, they are still very proud.

I didn't know until I went to Le Tian that the Korean flag and the Japanese flag were the most important position together. When I went to Dongdaemun, the national flag was still there. Many Korean artists dressed up too much. Koreans have great feelings for the Japanese!

I'm not sure about Korea, but I recently read this in Tianya magazine:

When Japan occupied the three northeastern provinces (that is, when Manchukuo was puppet), people were divided into four classes. The first category, of course, is Japanese. Second-class, Manchu, Puyi is still a pseudo-emperor. The third class is Korean. Fourth, it is the Han nationality.

At that time, it was Koreans who bullied the Han people the most! At that time, the lower-level pseudo-policemen were all Koreans, and hitting China people was more vicious than Japanese people! At that time, everyone was conquered, just because they became conquered a few days earlier than us. So China called Koreans:

Korean sticks show contempt, and because they all hit people with sticks (batons). At that time, China people in Manchuria were very cruel to them, and their evaluation was: vicious and insidious!