What are some poems in the joke story?

1. "Uneven, four or six points; No matter whether it is heavy or not, it has seventy or eighty kilograms; Purple is not purple, like the color of eggplant; Whether rich or not, there are hundreds of acres of land at home. "

2. "Jun is not a gentleman, but a gentleman who occupies the mountain; I am not a priest, but a servant guarding the gate; Children are not children, but calves brought by horses; The father is not the father, but the stepfather of the child. "

3. "Uneven, 40 each; Sink or not, you know; Whether it's purple or not, take care of it; It doesn't matter if I refuse to accept it. "

I remember reading the sentence 1.2 for the first time, all in the form of three-character verse.

Only the third sentence is in the form of short poems. How do you say the short poems in the first and second scenes?

Thank you.

After some hard thinking, I came to the conclusion: I don't know, I don't know, I really don't know! ! !