Looking for Barker's Quotations in Ice Age

Lines used by parents in China TV series or reality.

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Sid, the otter, accidentally hatched three dinosaur eggs and was brutally abused by bison in order to find food for the little dinosaur.

Sid couldn't help feeling: "It's not easy to be a single mother!" ,

Later Manny ordered him to "return" the dinosaur babies. He cried like a little wife: "I raised them with a handful of shit and urine. Is it easy for me? "

(Manny thunders, "You've only been pulling for a day!" " )

Hilarious index: ★★★★

Playing poor should conform to the social atmosphere: "single mother" Sid "checks ID card"

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Mother dinosaur appeared in the glacier to save the little dinosaur,

Sid won't say, "How do you know this is his child?" ,

Manny said, "Do you still want to check its ID card?"

Hilarious index: ★★★★★

Xiaoming and Xiaohong are probably the most common names in China's jokes.

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Skunk Barker introduced the ultimate BOSS in the dinosaur world: "He has a terrible name, I call it ... Rooney! ! ! "

Manny responded weakly: "Is this the terrible name you said ... I thought his name was Xiaohong or Xiaoming ..."

Hilarious index: ★★★★★

The combination of "metamorphosis" in biology and "metamorphosis" in reality has to say that Buck is also a metamorphosis.

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Buck handsomely drove away a butterfly with a terrible monster face pattern on the road: "It used to be a caterpillar, but now it's a pervert."

Hilarious index: ★★★★

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Diego and Manny were swallowed by man-eating flowers,

Diego soaked in digestive juice and said warily, "I feel numb."

Manny was ashamed: "Don't you talk to me like that!" "

Diego Khan said, "I don't mean that limp and numb ..."

Hilarious index: ★★★★★

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When preparing to enter the dark jungle,

Buck suddenly took out a stone "mobile phone" and began to talk on the phone: "The signal there is not good. I'll call you later. "

Hilarious index: ★★★★★

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Buck, who occasionally suffers from paranoia, fights with his legs and is scolded by his legs: "You have Hong Kong feet!" " "

Seeing this, Manny wished Buck a "happy mental attack".

Hilarious index: ★★★★

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Buck, who was turned into a cyclops by the dinosaur Rooney, vividly explained the process of fighting Rooney.

Showed a dagger made of Rooney's teeth,

Teach the philosophy of life to two disciples: "the so-called tooth for tooth, nose for chin, butt for butt ... forget it, it's too vulgar."

Jimmy Hua and Eddie immediately fell to their knees and said, "Go ahead, master!" "

Hilarious index: ★★★★★

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Buck took Manny, Ellie, Diego and the base mouse brothers to the desolate plate, where there was a strange noise growling.

. Hua and Eddie asked in fear, "What's that noise?"

Buck said seriously, "This is the sound of the wind. It's talking to us. "

"What is it saying to us?" Hua and Eddie are even more afraid.

"I don't know, I'm not a whisperer" (here seems to be a whisperer who spoofs Wu Yusen)

Hilarious index: ★★★★★

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On one side is Ellie, who is about to give birth, and on the other side is Sid, who is waiting to be saved.

Manny, who slipped to the bottom, panicked.

Buck volunteered to take Hua and Eddie to save Sid.

Before leaving, I didn't forget to tease Manny: "Although he is usually very confident, his wife will be nervous when she is born, and her psychological quality is average."

Manny won't even consider your unpaid work.

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Sid, whose motherhood is over-inflated, knelt down and begged Manny to give him the newborn "peach": "I can work at a low salary!"

Hilarious index: ★★★★★

This obviously impossible conjecture can only be imagined by Buck.

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When Buck and the others arrived, they found only the remaining bones and cauliflower on the ground.

Buck picked up the broccoli: "Sid must have used this broccoli to turn dinosaurs into vegetables."

Playing the poor should be decorated with buzzwords such as "low-paid post" and "very embarrassed" and go into battle.

Onlookers were embarrassed. Buck just felt that pterosaurs had a fishy smell in their mouths.

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Buck's pterosaur was knocked unconscious, so Buck gave the pterosaur artificial respiration in mid-air.

Hua and Eddie Khan said, "Aren't you embarrassed?"

Hilarious index: ★★★★

If you want to be poor, you must speak like a book: "knowledge" and "virtue" are both stupid.

Comments: Whether you really can't tell the difference between "knowledge" and "virtue" or just being funny, the ability of Hua and Eddie to be funny and mean has been fully demonstrated here.

Scene description:

Buck and the Keemouse brothers flew the pterosaur over the lava waterfall, and Hua suddenly found the target: "There's Sid."

Buck replied, "Yes!"

Hua is puzzled: "Do you still want to find a friend named Xiaode?"

"I said, I know." Buck reiterated.

Hua continued to pester: "Do you want to save Sid first, and then save your virtue?"

Hilarious index: ★★★★★