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"Sister Lang 2" is so greasy that I'm afraid even Huang Xiaoming is ashamed.

After the broadcast of "Sister Lang 2", the scene was really big, with gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags and crowds of people! This makes me very bad.

As a result, alas! This is too greasy. I'm afraid even Huang Xiaoming will be ashamed.

Sisters in the second season, I don't know if it's an agreement. Many people try their best to show off their sexiness on the stage. Even the style of clothes and dancing movements are particularly unified.

Most of the black shorts and leather boots, plus tights, exposed how superficial the aesthetics of the girls are; Most of them are hip-twisting and hip-swinging, which shows how floating the sister's skills are.

Frankly speaking, if I hadn't read Sister Lang 1 carefully, I would have been fooled by them.

It is also the first program.

Among the sisters who danced in the first season, Bai Bing was the only one wearing black shorts; As a result, she wore a loose suit on her upper body and a chic skirt on her lower body.

And none of them twist their hips and swing their hips.

I think I think this is too low.

Even Kym, Wu Xin and Yi Nengjing, who are not good at dancing, showed their confidence and generosity to the audience. Or smart, or free and easy, or elegant.

In short, there are no hips and hips.

Freud said: "The scope of jokes is infinite." I feel greasy, too

When my left eye is full of shorts and boots, and my right eye is full of hips and hips, I think that greasy is over, and the next second I am slapped.

The process designed by the sisters is too rough.

Such as Tang Jingmei.

At first, I sang, wrapped like Snow White in winter.

After singing, it's time to dance.

She immediately took off a layer of clothes and the costume was displayed.

I think the next dance should be charming!

Things happened unexpectedly.

She only wears costumes to show off.

Then I took off another layer of clothes.

The familiar black shorts and boots still appeared.

The first action is to twist your hips.

Her whole performance gave me the feeling that it was like a big show of "Beijing Opera Bikini"-the same jump; It is equally staggering.

This self-confidence is not only reflected in Tang Jingmei, but also seems to be contagious on a large scale. More sisters struggled to show on the stage.

Like Liu Ye.

Showing up in a light yellow coat.

Singing and singing, I took it off my shoulder.

When dancing, the coat will naturally disappear.

Someone must say that my sisters are cold and should wear coats first. Of course, you can throw away your coat after the activity. When dancing, the coat is a burden.

That's fucking reasonable.

You think I haven't seen Sister Lang 2?

I hit you in the face.

Coco showed his back when dancing. Why?

What's more, at this time, close-ups and slow motion were given, and psychedelic flashes were added.

What do they want?

Sexy is not wearing less, but twisting more.

Whether it's cold or not, you should put on your clothes if you have them.

It's not confidence to shake off your clothes and play.

The somebody else Li Feier a sportswear, so don't jump very confident.

Angel who doesn't twist her ass slowly in a skirt is still very sexy.

I think some sisters just say something to the audience in front of the TV-

Is sex sexy?

In fact, it's not important to show off your sexy confidence, as long as you have that strength.

Either the dance is not good; Or you have a good figure.

You have to wear shorts and boots, twist your hips and swing your hips. Whoever has no strength will be embarrassed.

There are still some girls who are numb.

Like Jiang Yingrong.

Wearing baggy jeans and a denim jacket, she contributed a performance that she might find sexy.

As a result, Huang Xiaoming said that her performance was not from the heart.

Brother Xiaoming added a premise before saying this:

I think he's too polite.

Jiang Yingrong's performance gives people the feeling of numbness, which is the numbness precipitated by the years. She may think that such a dress and performance are in line with the audience's aesthetics and are advanced performances.

I want to say, "you should change. This is the place to ride the wind and waves. "

Like Mabel Yuan.

As an actress who has been in the business for many years, she must be used to seeing the big scenes in the eyes of ordinary people like me.

As a result, I sang wrong and went to cover my mouth for the first time.

Then I have been standing on the stage timidly.

When the song ended, the first sentence was: "Can I start over?"

Play!

What is this place?

A place to ride the wind and waves.

I really want to interview Brother Xiaoming and ask him about his mood at the moment.

He experienced the first season.

At that time, the sisters showed a "very manly" momentum from the first issue.

It's unstoppable.

Even if some of them are not very professional in singing, dancing and musical instruments, at least their attitude is there-facing difficulties, because they know this is the place to ride the wind and waves.

Now there is a person who is extremely willful, indicating that the storm in the second quarter is not so big; At least easy-going.

Know it in a small way.

This actually shows that "Langya List 2" as a whole is not as good as the first season.

In the face of greasy, Huang Xiaoming did not flinch.

He succeeded in losing weight.

His acting skills are highly recognized; Even in the past 2020, he won the Golden Rooster Award and Hundred Flowers Award (both best actors). "Sister Lang 2" should also learn from him, with a greasy face and no retreat, riding the wind and waves.