Friends' birthday greetings should be funny. .

1 If I had a million dollars, I would give you a grade of 999999. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a message with a dime to wish you a happy birthday.

The sea is all fucking water, spiders are all fucking legs, and peppers are so fucking hot. I don't fucking regret knowing you. I wish you a happy birthday and keep smiling every day.

After I polished the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness belongs to you.

Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday!

Birthday guy, I wish all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.

On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.

Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite carnation, happy birthday to you.

There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

10 gives you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc's desire, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

1 1 Today is your birthday, and your friend requested a power train pawn for you. Please pick up your mobile phone and tap it hard on the floor. ............................................................................................................................

Happy birthday to 12! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.

13 I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just hope you are happy, healthy and beautiful every day.

14 On your birthday, I will send you happy notes as a gift, wishing you happiness and peace for 365 days a year.

15 Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want, say, say it quickly. ..........................................................................................................................................

16 this moment has my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

17 You are so pathetic. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!

18 because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and the world has added a touch of attractive color since then. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

19 I've been trying to say something to you, but I haven't had a chance. Today, I finally got up the courage. Happy birthday, ........................

Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

2 1 pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

On your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

From the moment you were born, you were destined to belong to me. Although we can't be with you on this special day, we will celebrate your 60th birthday together.

There's one thing I haven't dared to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you'll never get a chance: you're really annoying. .....................................................................................................................................

Brilliant candlelight, happy New Year's birthday. Lucky you, tomorrow will be better!

I wish you a happy old turtle in the East China Sea and a long life in the South Mountain.

I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always be there and you will always smile. Happy birthday, health and happiness!

The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.

The Birthday Wish