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What are the funny dishes?

1, the famous "through your black hair and my hand"-it turned out to be braised pig's feet with kelp!

One day, I ordered a dish "Mother and Child Meet" in the restaurant. When the dish came up, it was actually fried soybean sprouts with soybeans!

3, "Snow Mountain Flying Fox" is fried shrimp slices (white) with several small fried shrimp skins on it!

4. "Walking on a country road", my God, it turned out to be braised pig's trotters, and then some coriander was dotted on the side!

In a small restaurant, there is a dish called "Bosnian War". I didn't know it was black fungus fried spinach until I asked.

6. I also ate a dish called "Dragon Sleeping in Snow", which means putting a cucumber on a plate of white sugar, while "Xue Rui Volcano" is to mix tomatoes together and sprinkle some white sugar.

7. Once I went to a restaurant for dinner, there was a dish on the menu called "Raptors Crossing the Sea". I thought it was fresh, so I ordered one: there was an onion floating on a bowl of clear soup.

8. One day at dinner, I was curious and ordered a "whisper". When I saw it, it turned out to be a pig's mouth and ears.

9. Traveling in Tai 'an, I ordered a dish "Three Beauty of Mount Tai". When I came up, it looked like cabbage and tofu. I questioned the waiter and answered: the three beauties are cabbage, tofu and water, and the water in Mount Tai is the most beautiful.

10, ordered a dish called "Double Pride", which is-green pepper+red pepper.

1 1, and "red light district"-Chili chicken!