A joke that sleepy eyes can't open.

Little happiness has pink eye! I came back from kindergarten two days ago with a red eye. I used eye drops at night, but I still couldn't open them the next day. It's good to isolate it properly these days. No, I took him back to grandma's house for the weekend.

Mom said it would be very comfortable to cold compress red eyes. She said:

Last time my eyes were red and swollen, I bought a popsicle in the store and put it on my eyes while walking. A child followed me for a long time. Finally, he said to me:

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"Ah! You have eaten in the wrong place! "

I laughed for quite a while, and I haven't laughed like this for a long time.

Rabbit's pink eye disease

Under the shadowless lamp, monkey doctor, rabbit patient. Rabbit: "Doctor, what happened to my eyes?" Monkey: "You are a pink eye, and it was too late to find it. If it is not cured, the consequences will be quite serious. In the early stage, the eyes will die, and in the later stage, it will be a blink of an eye. " The rabbit looked sad: "What can I do?" "What should I do? "The monkey took out a small medicine bottle and said," Use XXX brand eye drops to give you a bright and clean world! " Lens switching, XXX eye drops frozen, voiceover: "XXX brand eye drops, who knows!"

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Well, actually, I don't think the second one is funny, and the first one is not particularly funny, but at least these two jokes

The key words are all red eyes.