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What surprises did telecommuting bring you?

The first surprise, I learned that "altruism" gives advice to others day after day, gets feedback and readjusts the advice, which soon puts the economy in a dilemma. I need a life too. It's really difficult to reward those soft girls by others, so I want to do something. I started to form a team with my friends on the Internet and began to plan for some enterprises. I have served a well-known chain restaurant, a head MCN of Tik Tok, TOP3 company in the field of children's programming and so on.

But every case is not easy, and requires strong teamwork ability. Everyone on the online team is from planning and operation, and the communication efficiency is low. Some skills are much more convenient to do by yourself than to outsource. Someone in the team has to do it, so I was forced to learn how to build a website, design pictures, AFF and so on. Although the learning process is very painful, I am really surprised to look back at myself now.

The second surprise, I worked as a "one-stop" telecommuter for half a year. I gained 30 pounds. My mother smiled and told me that you are going to be a pig son. My partner patted my little belly and smiled happily.

Working at home for a long time, in addition to getting fat, is also a little uncomfortable. The good figure I trained in the martial arts school has completely disappeared, leaving only a fat body wrapped in the remaining muscles, and shaking it twice from time to time, as if mocking me: Hey, you fat man!

Dude, it's not good at first sight. Look in the mirror, it's too much like a rowing boat! My face is covered with thick beard, my huge face is covered with mirrors, and my thick arms are two. Tell me everything, I want it! Minus sign! Fat! Yes! In order to make myself healthier, I have a fitness card in the gym and run for three to five kilometers every two days. The effect is obvious. Although I didn't lose more than ten kilograms at once, I stopped my weight from soaring and even dropping a little. How nice! At the same time, soaring weight means that my life is licentious. I began to consciously divide work and life: shaving while growing a beard, going out for a walk with my partner after dinner, going out shopping together, and going back to my parents' house to chat with my mother from time to time ... All these, even though I don't work in the company, have slowly adjusted the balance between work and life, and my happiness has soared. It's good.

The third surprise, I learned that there are many surprises brought by "balanced" telecommuting, such as pragmatism, teamwork, contract spirit and self-control. I believe telecommuting will bring me more surprises in the future. Now that I have set up my own telecommuting team, I will do it myself, not for others. Telecommuting is a trend, and enterprises need this ability too much in the future. At the same time, I think I will telecommute and even become a digital vagrant in the future.