Joke sketch

1. Walking in the street today, I saw a crocodile, a giraffe and a hippo coming towards me. The crocodile suddenly took out a police officer's card and said to me, "Sir, I suspect that you used hallucinogenic drugs. Please come with us. "

2. "I found something that can get rid of smoking addiction forever."

"What is it?"

"***。"

The prisoner said, "I only paralyze myself with drugs on very special occasions."

The policeman asked, "When?"

The prisoner said, "When awake."

When I got home, I found broken glass and ketchup all over the floor. Sure enough, there is a naughty child at home who just can't let go of things around him, such as ecstasy.

In the drug rehabilitation center, everyone gathered together to talk about the history of drug abuse and detoxification, encourage each other and help with treatment.

It's my turn: "I came into contact with drugs because my wife died ..."

Everyone is sad and silent. ...

"In fact, that day, I can completely change the way to celebrate ..."

It's not easy to type on a mobile phone, and it's been suppressed for a long time. I hope it can be adopted.