Tell jokes every day.

1. A thief stole a beggar's money in the market! The blind man saw it! Mute shout at top of voice! A big leap for the deaf! Bitch, step forward! The lame man flew out of a pockmarked foot and said, "Forget it for my sake!" " "The madman said," that is to say, people should be rational! 2. Once upon a time, there was a man who asked someone a cold joke. As a result, he froze to death. It's too cold. 3. W: What are you looking at? Man: Your eyes. W: It seems more than once. Do you know why? Woman: Sorry! Man: Because you have me in your eyes. When a young man and a young woman are dating in the park, the girl especially wants to fart. She had an idea: Woman: Have you ever heard the cuckoo call? M: I haven't heard of it. Woman: I'll teach you, boo (fart sound)-gu (accent). I have learned it several times, but I have finished playing what I should play. Woman: Did you hear me clearly? //... M: I didn't hear you clearly because of the loud fart. The fish said: Ah, I open my eyes day and night just to see you. Water said: Ah, I am a fish that flows tirelessly, just to hug you. The pot said: you have to cook them both, and you are still blind! ! ! ! ! (Welcome to adopt, thank you! I hope you will be happy after reading this joke. 6. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, or it will cause a tsunami (laughs). 7. Once upon a time, an egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg. 8. A fish said I would jump into the sea, so it came to the Dead Sea and died because it couldn't dive.