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1. Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a jewel, which was very precious, but one day it was lost. This man is very sad. He sends someone to look for it every day, but he can't find it.

The queen decided to find him herself and went to a house where I ate a lot. The queen thought, I am a little hungry, and there is no one here to eat. The queen found a shiny semi-precious stone in the pile of fruit. He picked it up and saw that it was the queen's jewel. The queen left with half a gem.

The queen came to the mountain to look for the half gem. When she was on the mountain, she saw a kind old woman holding the half jewel and cried again. "Whose jewel" said the queen; My queen returned to the kingdom with one of her jewels. The queen put half a gem together, and a miracle happened, and the gems were together. Since then, that gem has become a national treasure.

2, autumn, autumn is crisp, white clouds are floating in the blue sky, and two white swans are flying; There is a tortoise crawling on the ground. The tortoise envied the swan to fly freely and wanted to play in the sky. He said to the swan, "Will you take me up to play?" The swan said, "Good! But how can I take you to heaven? "

The tortoise found a long stick, and then let two swans grab both ends of the stick respectively. Then the tortoise bit the center of the stick, so the swan took the tortoise to the sky and the tortoise felt very comfortable.

At this moment, two children passed by and happened to see a turtle flying in the sky. The children felt very strange and clapped their hands and shouted, "Who came up with this idea?" Well done! "The tortoise couldn't help crying, but he opened his mouth without saying a word. It has fallen, and the tortoise never dares to go to heaven again.

3. Shuai Shuai is a pony. He likes helping other small animals very much, so all the small animals like him very much. Meimei is a beautiful peacock, but she is selfish and never lets other animals touch her things, so she has no friends.

On this day, a beauty contest was held in the forest. This made Mei Mei very happy. She put on her beloved princess dress and dressed elegantly and lovely. She thought proudly, who else will be more beautiful than me? The champion must be me.

Shuai Shuai joined in with his mother's encouragement. He put on his mother's clean clothes and was full of confidence. They came to the game and began to vote. Finally, Shuai Shuai won the most votes and won the final victory. Mei Mei was not convinced: "It's unfair. Obviously I am the most beautiful. Why did you choose him?"

On a sunny morning, the sun hung in the sky early, which made the happy forest warm. Small animals in the forest get up one after another. The happy frog is singing in the pond. He has a good time. Just then, the frog's brother crab came.

Crab, walk sideways to Brother Frog. The crab came to the frog and said jokingly, "I said, man, your singing is getting worse!" " What happened? What the frog hates most is that others say that he sings badly, so he sarcastically said to the crab, "Hehe, brother, if you walk sideways again, you will fall into the ditch!" "The crab flew into a rage.

Two good brothers touched each other's forbidden ring and fought: the frog stuck out its long tongue and tied the crab, and the crab also clamped the frog's weapon-tongue with its own pliers. In this way, the two were deadlocked, and no one would let anyone. At the moment, the little frog and the little crab are playing games.

Tired of playing, the babies went to find their father together. As a result, they found father frog and father crab fighting. The babies went up to dissuade them, but they were scolded by their father and cried unhappily! "Whoa, whoa, whoa" one after another.

Father Frog and Father Crab had no choice but to stop, make up according to the wishes of the babies, and agreed never to fight again. Frogs and crabs bury the hatchet and play the game of "the eagle catches the chicken" with the babies. At this time, I don't know why, the sun is bright. ...

It is said that in a distant village, there was a farmer who made a living by logging. He cuts down trees in the forest near the village every day. Gradually, there were fewer and fewer trees, but he didn't realize the seriousness of the big problem.

One day, the farmer went to the forest to cut wood with an axe as usual. He went to an old tree and cut it down with an axe. However, unexpectedly, the ancient tree essence said, "Hello, farmer."

This startled the farmer. The frightened farmer asked, "Who is talking?" "Oh, it's me, the tree. Dear human, please don't continue to cut down my own kind. We can stop mudslides and floods for you, so that human life can be guaranteed ... "Gu pleaded in a sincere tone.

The farmer said disdainfully, "If I don't have to sell money, I will have no food, no clothes and no cover." "Well, if you must do this, I have nothing to say, and you will get the price you deserve." The farmer ignored it and continued to wave his axe. ...

Finally, one day, the flood came. Because there were no trees to stop it, the flood rushed into the village, and the farmer didn't escape bad luck. His last words before he died were "I will never be selfish again."

This is the price of selfishness.