Very interesting homophonic couplet joke, a very relaxed couplet.

Couplets: Lantern lanterns, paper (orange) shells used to be just windproof. Downward; Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer).

The first part: Two apes cut down trees in the deep mountains, and the little monkey dared to saw (sentence). Downward; The horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast go wrong (hoof)?

The first part: the dog is eating bones (monks) by the river. Downward; Poems by Shui Dongpo (corpse).

Part one: Confucius was born in the last year of the Zhou Dynasty. Downward; Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong.

Part I: Lotus (lotus seed) is bitter in heart. Downward; Pear (pear) has abdominal acid.

Part I: In the two-boat race, rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as sailing (climbing). Downward; A hundred schools of thought contend, and Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiao He (Xiao He).

Part I: Living in a pagoda, I looked at Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang) and complained that Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei) was really difficult to do (Lu Bu). Downward; A bird in a cage, a heart in a nest (Cao Cao). He hates Guan Yu. It can't be Zhang Fei.

The first part: Master Gu Shang (monk). Downward; Beautiful women hold embroidery (scholars) in front of the hall.

The first part: The first spring in Xiangyang will always be there. Downward; There are more than fish in the celebration of good people.

The first part: Lotus root and lotus root (why I got a pair). Downward; Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media).

Part one: Pull out the nail from the stern. Confucius was born at the stern of the ship. Part II: Lightning between clouds, Huo Guang (fire) comes from Hanzhong.

The first part: regardless of the east (museum), regardless of the west, the wine tube, the second part: regardless of the prosperity or not, drink (bar).

The first part: My personal opinion on plum blossom sweeping wax snow (Fasola West). Part II: Xixi Mountain Dance (1234567).

Part 1: You don't need soup (hot) to make the wine hot. Bottom line: The lobby is cool and useless.

Part I: A lake stone in the middle of the river is not a fake island (Jia Dao); Bottom line: The tiger riding on horseback is called Spotted Tiger (Ban Biao).

The first part: the cat enjoys the cool under the bamboo, and there is no heat (rat) gas at all; Bottom line: iris is facing the sun, and there are many winds (bees).

The first part: Min Zikai (Min Zikai) white cow (Bo Niu), passing by Taizi Store; Part II: Ride five horses for nothing and drive Gongye Chang (Gongye Chang).

The first part: Clogs are shoes, and the first step is really no shoes (rude); Bottom line: the coconut ladle is a lamp, and the front Committee is disloyal.

Part I: Mud is fat and rice is thin. Bottom line: the night difference is long.

The first part: put on clothes and sandals and leave, which is very urgent (giving things); The bottom line: Abandoning armor and dragging troops, repeated defeats and repeated wars (Shangshu).

The first part: Shanghai scholars are the first, just to write books (Luo Shu); Bottom line: People in Huating suffer from evil deeds (Nie Bao).

Part I: The teacher is picking grain (monk) in the field. Part II: The beauty is holding embroidery (scholar) in front of the hall.

The first part: a scholar, a farmer and a worker (palace). Bottom line: cold and hot, warm and cool (good), respect and frugality.

Part I: Sail with the sail and sail against the sail, sail late (Fan Chi) and sail fast (Fan Kuai); Bottom line: The tide rises and falls, straight (Lu Zhi) to pull (Luban).

Part I: Spiders under the eaves have cavities (privacy) Part II: Earthworms in front of the court are full of mud (suspicious).

The first part: the ash spilled by the rain accumulates into (old) pockmarked seeds; The second part: The wind blows lotus leaves like (right) turtles.