Children joke

Children joke one:

1, Xiaoming has been eating snacks at home during the holiday. His father was afraid that he would eat too much, so he scared him and said, If you keep eating, your stomach will explode. ?

Xiao Ming said:? It doesn't matter. You can avoid it when I eat. ?

2. On the Dragon Boat Festival, everyone eats zongzi, but the 4-year-old niece cries for moon cakes, so there is nothing she can do. . .

My sister was very annoyed, so she squashed a zongzi and handed it to her. My niece, who was crying and pulling her face just now, took the crushed zongzi and immediately ate it with joy.

On the bus, a young woman and a girl about 2 or 3 years old sat in front of me.

Shota blinked and asked:? Mom, why am I here? ?

The young woman touched him affectionately and said, remember the heavy rain a while ago? You were washed away by the flood. Pick it up for me. ?

Hearing this, Zheng Tai immediately threw away his mother and said angrily, Who asked you to pick me up? I'm going to uncle Wang's house next door. His house is full of delicious food. ?

My little nephew asked him that day: How much fifty cents can I change for a dollar?

? I don't know?

I hint: I don't know. How many bags of spicy silk can I buy?

He smiled: Two bags. Uncle, I want to eat two bags of spicy silk. ?

Children's joke 2:

1. In the morning, my sister cried and I won't go to school. The teacher criticized me yesterday.

Dad: You can't stop going to school just because you are criticized by the teacher.

Brother: Yes, why are you crying? The teacher criticized me every day, but I didn't cry.

Today, on the bus, I met a young woman with a child in her arms. It is customary to give up her seat. After the child sat down, he looked back at me awkwardly. Do you think he will say thank you?

I don't have to go out if you guess. I saw that the child smiled and said to me: Uncle, are you really sensible?

The little nephew was stung by a bee and got a pimple on his head. When he was going to get rid of the hive, the little nephew said that he didn't have to go, and a brother had already avenged him.

I asked him the result, and he said that his heart was balanced and everyone came back crying! ! !

There is a 4-year-old super cute boy next door. His mother taught him to count.

Give a finger and say this is 1, and he will say 1.

Then his mother held out two fingers and said it was 2, and he followed suit.

Then his mother held out a finger and asked what it was. Is he serious? number; amount; how many; how much

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