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Conversation between children and parents quarreling
Mom: Oh! You! You! How can you smoke! Don’t smoke! Put it out! It’s so disrespectful!
Child: What’s so strange about this! I have been smoking for several years! Please don’t curse!
Mom: What! You are really! So ignorant! And you said! It’s not surprising! You are so young! You want to learn to smoke! It’s really hurtful! Where are the people? Do you know? When you want to smoke, throw it away! Don’t smoke!
Child: Don’t touch me! The smoke is getting better! Then why don’t you smoke? Don’t bother me! I My friend is younger than me! He smokes more than me! I only smoke a little, so what the heck! I have too much control!
Mom: It’s nothing even if you are addicted to cigarettes! You don’t learn well! !Light will only learn bad things! I’ll make you mad, right? Throw it away immediately! Quit it!
Child: Alas! It’s just a little cigarette! It’s not a bad thing! It’s not even a bad thing! Drugs! What’s all the fuss about! Don’t worry about it!
Mom: Smoking! It’s not a bad thing! But it’s not a good thing either! Okay! Stop smoking! Just make some money from working and spend it Smoking cigarettes with money is really bad!
Child: Let me tell you! Smoking! It is not a bad thing in the first place! Stop talking nonsense! There are so many smokers in society! There are countless people! Stop being stubborn! Don't argue with me like this anymore! It's so annoying!
Mom: What are you yelling at? If you yell again, I'll beat you! You're not young at all! You're so ignorant! Do you know that smoking is bad for your body and affects your health? Your father and your uncle all died of cancer due to smoking! Do you know? You still smoke! Don’t not cherish yourself like this! Okay! Quit it! Stop smoking!
Child: Alas! That’s because they are in poor health, and they blame smoking! Please stop smoking!
Mom: What’s wrong with your child? I am becoming more and more ignorant! Disobedient! Unfilial! Childish!
Child: Stop thinking about me! I am upset! I want to smoke! I want to smoke! I need it! Otherwise I will go crazy. I dropped it!
Mom: Look! What kind of attitude do you have! It’s so outrageous! My addiction to smoking is too strong! You must quit smoking! Don’t smoke again! Lost it!
Child: What do you know! It’s not a craving for cigarettes! It’s refreshing! Do you know that it makes people happier? Stop making noise! ??It’s so annoying!
Mom: You’re annoying! Aren’t others annoying? ?You smoke like this! It affects the air bad, don’t smoke! I coughed to death, you know? It’s smoky!
Child: That’s it! Nonsense! The air is good, but there is smoky air, it’s very fresh Ah! It’s great to feel refreshed!
Mom: You’re crazy! You! You! It’s really hopeless! It’s so smoky that it’s not there yet! You smoke! Let people smoke second-hand smoke, you know? Is that so annoying? You are so confused, you really have no knowledge and no standard! Do you know?
Child: You have no standard! No culture! No knowledge! No brain! Old-fashioned!
Children: Smoking only shows masculinity! Upper class society! Socializing and socializing! A man with brains! Superior to others! Able to make friends! Do you know! No knowledge!
Dad: You bastard! Look at your mother! You are such a bastard! I raised you for nothing! I don’t know how high the sky is! How thick the earth is! What’s so cool about holding a cigarette in your mouth! Where is your head! You are superior to others, where are you! What kind of manliness do you have! What kind of socializing! What kind of entertainment! What a waste of life! I don’t know what is good or bad! I raised you for nothing, get out! Get out! Don’t let me see you! You boy! What kind of manliness do you have? There!
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