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The couple's cold war, what an interesting copy

The couple's cold war, what an interesting copy

The cold war between lovers and good and interesting copywriting, there are always some small fights between lovers, and sometimes the cold war between the two sides makes everyone feel uncomfortable, but they don't know how to break this situation. Below I will share with you some interesting cold war copybooks between couples, so that your cold war situation can be broken forever.

Interesting copy of couples' cold war reconciliation 1 1. A little penguin fell with a bang, and a bird twittered at it: "Are you going to climb all your life and can't get up?" The little penguin said angrily, "Yes, I'm sorry!" " .

2, good, good, good friend, one day good, call the bad bar to play, good, ask the bad bar: who else, the bad bar says: let's make up.

3. A duckling ran very fast when he stepped on the mud, and then fell asleep. The name of this story is "Mud Sleeping Duck".

4. Once upon a time, a magistrate of a yamen caught a thief. The thief was caught. He was not convinced and lay on the ground. The magistrate smiled and asked him, "Would you like to spend the rest of your life with me?" The thief said, "Yes! Sorry! "

The recent wind didn't say sorry to you for me. If not, I will.

6. The sum of the top figures of the first item plus the last item is divided by 2 "Why" and "Sum".

7. One day, an aloe saw a lettuce in the mud. Aloe wanted to know why lettuce could not be kept in a flowerpot. Then Aloe suddenly realized that lettuce loves mud and lettuce loves mud. . .

A long time ago, a Wang Zizhong was enchanted and slept for a long time. Later, a passing princess kissed her and woke her up. What does this story tell us? Tell us that the angry prince will go to sleep ~ ~ Then, my prince, Princess A Mu ~ ~ will come to save you ~ Don't be angry, wake up quickly or you won't be handsome.

Don't be angry, shall I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five dollars, but you gave me ten dollars in change. Can you guess? The answer is: I owe (apologize)!

10, I know, you must be very angry because I saw your hair explode.

1 1, crispy noodles and mud are good friends. One day, Mud asked the rice crust why we were going. Crispy said let's meet.

12. The vegetables are having a thinner competition. Eggplant saw cucumber and found that its waist was very thin, so eggplant kept muttering: it doesn't matter if it's not as thin as a melon ~ ~

13, I know I'm wrong, but it's your problem not to understand me.

14, alas, today's moon is neither round nor bright. Not round and not bright, not round and not bright, 7. A pineapple went to get a haircut. After sitting for a long time, the barber didn't cut it either. It said, leave me alone!

15, watermelon melon cantaloupe, wrong my little fool.

16, once I was looking at the moon. The moon is round and bright, round and bright, round and bright, do you hear? Understand.

17. Once upon a time, a duckling went to the pasture orchard to play. He became thirsty when he walked. When he looked up and saw the pear tree above him, he couldn't reach it. He kept saying, I miss pear duck, I miss pear duck, I miss pear duck.

18, good, good, good, good, good, good. Three good friends. One day, good, good, good, good, good. Call OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. Ask him if he wants to go out and play OK. Ask, "Who's there?" Let's make up.

19. A duckling is going to play with a friend. It crossed a river, and the bridge on the river collapsed, so it had to swim across. But there are many small stones in the water that hurt its feet, and the water is particularly urgent, so the duckling muttered something, so the duckling was so sad, and the duckling was so sad.

20. Once upon a time, there was a duck named Kansai Duck. After class, all the ducks are in line, only one is missing. The teacher asked who didn't come. Everyone says there is no Kansai duck, no Kansai duck.

There is a duckling in the queue. It wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't align with each other. Then it whispered, "it can't align with the duck, it can't align with the duck." . Did you hear that? I'm sorry

2. Okay, bad, whatever. Three good friends. One day, I called the rotten bar and asked him if he wanted to go out to play together. Bad. Ask, "Who are these people?" Just say, "Let's make up."

One night, I looked at the moon and found that it was neither round nor bright. Then I whispered, "It's not round or bright." Did you hear that? No forgiveness.

One day, taro and Bobo quarreled, and taro left home angrily. Milk tea thought there were too many bobos, so she eloped with the taro paste, leaving only one bobo. Do you want this or not? Bang bang.

5.M and N had a fight, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

I can't think of any way to apologize. Do whatever you want.

7. I told you gently that I knew I was wrong. Forgive me.

8. I am a little angry now. I'll coax you if I'm slow.

9. The sum of the top figures of the first and last items is divided by 2 "Why" and "Sum".

1 1. One day, an aloe saw a lettuce in the mud. Aloe wanted to know why lettuce could not be kept in a flowerpot. Then Aloe suddenly realized that lettuce loves mud and lettuce loves mud.

12. Long ago, Wang Zizhong was enchanted and slept for a long time. Later, a passing princess kissed her and woke her up. What does this story tell us? Tell us that the angry prince is going to sleep ~ ~ Then, my prince, Princess A Mu ~ ~ will come to save you ~ Don't be angry, wake up or you won't be handsome ~ ~

13, don't be angry, shall I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five dollars, but you gave me ten dollars in change. Can you guess? The answer is: I owe (apologize)!

14, I know, you must be very angry because I saw your hair explode.

15, crispy rice, noodles and mud are good friends. One day, Mud asked why we went to the rice pot. The crispy rice said, let's meet.