Please recommend some funny time travel stories! No need to wear it, thank you!

"Clearing Ten Thousand Miles"

Clearing Thousand Miles Author: Hoshino Sakura

Are peach blossoms blooming? Spring is here every day? That is already in the past tense, where is her gorgeous "beauty"? It turns out that the "red line" is broken... Fortunately, there are donkeys, heaters, and cakes. Honghui left, but a more difficult little guy appeared. After drawing a circle with the memories of her first love, she realized that she should cherish the "moment"! Although Prince Pianpian's "Heavenly Book" is still difficult to understand, and although the beauty's elder brother mode is still hard to change, she still chooses to stay by his side, letting him bully her and pamper her at the same time. The good concubine left, leaving her last words: Kangxi left, leaving his wallet; 99 left, leaving a red envelope; 14 left, leaving the deed of betrayal! It’s just that the wheel of history is still "rolling" forward accurately. Facing history and facing the Fourth Master who has become Lord Yongzheng, after many twists and turns, after laughter and tears, she still walks on bravely with Honghui's lock plate in her arms, but, Is the sky above her head still clear? The heavy snowfall at the end of Kangxi's forty-fifth year was gone for a while. The days with clear skies were still the most beautiful when love letters were fluttering. (Highly recommended!)

"Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel"

Author: Tao Zhizhou

Time travel is like the college entrance examination, it is a technical job, and it is also a big test. transport. To wear it, you need endurance, perseverance, motivation, charm, plus a little force majeure from the unknown universe.

Zhao Minmin is a relatively ordinary person. However, ordinary people always want to do something spectacular - technology plus luck, 99% sweat plus 1% force majeure of the unknown universe, she really made a splash in time travel...

The moment he passed through, he became famous all over the country. He was inexplicably involved in a certain cool man's usurpation movement. He changed hands and was packaged and given to the "Black Society"... The battlefield stretched from east to west, from brothels to Pulled to the palace, pulled from the Central Plains to beyond the Great Wall...

A cold-faced cool guy, a romantic pervert, a tough horse thief, a worldly master, a powerful prince, everything a novel should have Time, place, character, plot, not a single one is missing!

What? You say vulgar? Dude, we are traveling through time, can you be more dedicated?

"Time Travel Is Not a TV Series"

Author: Mo Xi of Twitching

Why didn't her TV show mom tell her that time travel is not a TV series! Why is it a classic scene? Everything has changed? Sisters who yearn for time travel, don’t believe the TV series! Hanging on the hillside with no one to care about you, it’s not you who is pouring water! There are no secret books in the cave, and a beggar’s den is protected from wind and rain! ... more gt; gt; Author: Tongfeng Moxi, why didn’t her TV drama mother tell her that time travel is not a TV drama! Why have all the classic plots changed? Sisters who yearn for time travel, don’t believe in TV dramas! Hanging on the hillside unattended, pouring pots and pouring pots is not you! Inside the cave No secrets, beggar's den to keep out the wind and rain! Begging along the street and singing songs, people and dogs fighting for food is not a good show! If you want to imitate Ji Gong, you should be optimistic, it is hard to find a kind boss! Don't take off your clothes when a handsome guy is hot, who said that the erotic palace can cure the disease! Don't talk about wearing a girl It’s worth a thousand pieces of gold, but no one cares if you sell it at a low price! It’s not easy to survive, eating, drinking and eating is the only thing! In short, remember one sentence, time travel is not a TV series

(You may find it boring at first, but when you get there It gets more and more exciting from now on!)

"Resurrection"

Hanshan asked Shide and said: The world slanders me, bullies me, insults me, laughs at me, underestimates me, despises me, How should I deal with those who hate me and lie to me?

Shi Deyun: Just tolerate him, let him, let him, avoid him, be patient with him, respect him, ignore him, stay for a few more years, you can see him...

In a foreign land, In the Mood for Love was killed on the streets...

Okay, she tolerated it.

A few days after his death, he came back to life mysteriously in the pile of papers in the coffin...

Okay, she can bear it no longer.

After struggling through life and death, she realized that she was actually dead...

...Well, she continued to endure it...

After she died, came back to life, and died again, she unfortunately encountered a monster and was directly treated as delicious Tang Monk meat, trying to tear her apart and eat her...

...She endured her, endured her, endured... …

I can’t help it! !

(At the beginning, there was a man dressed as a baby, but he was not the protagonist. The heroine also wore it several times! But it was from the back. The heroine is very strong!)

"The Stunning Gambling Concubine"

The author is Wan Ge Qingya

The story of the runaway little witch in search of Qin.

A very popular and confusing harem, a relaxed and funny gambling novel. Press the ancient road and pretend you are my prince.

A gentle and lovely beauty appeared in front of him, but he did not cherish it. When the beauty left, he regretted it. If God gives him another chance, he will say... The above is purely fictitious, and any similarity is purely coincidental.

Traveling through thousands of time and space, just to meet you! The best love story and the most exciting palace affair.

These days, my sisters have all traveled through time, okay, let’s do it too.

If you don’t understand history or politics and law, then let’s just ignore it.

If you can’t cook or draw, you can only play games and poker, so let’s travel across time with two decks of playing cards.

Others open hotels and beauty shops, so let’s open a gambling house!

The title is Alien Casino, and the slogan is: Strive for life to popularize the poker industry!

Use beautiful women to welcome guests, beautiful men to serve tea and water, and make a few plush bears as mascots...

Work hard to open casinos into the capital, into the palace, and everywhere All over the world...

But before that, you have to find a way to fill your stomach.

That’s it, kid, you’re lucky, this girl decided to fall in love with you first!

Rampage Little Witch 2008 once again sensationalizes love and it is so DIAO.

Last time I used modern gambling skills to win the ancient wealthy, this time I used lucky gold stars to impress my emperor.

Kidnapping, misunderstanding, pursuit, imprisonment...the peaceful gambling house life was disturbed and disrupted. When she was exiled from the Qi Kingdom to the Wang Kingdom, she was crowned the princess of two dynasties by accident. Leave or stay? Right and wrong, love and hatred, finally pushed her and her sweetheart to the edge of the cliff...

Using modern gambling skills, she met the ancient rich man, traveled through thousands of years to make love, and stunned the handsome man in the palace.

"Gorgeous Time Travel"

Name before time travel: Cauliflower Gender: Female Age: 20 (sophomore, rookie) Poems and songs (negative), age is inversely proportional to the memory of poems, Due to professional issues, I basically only listen to foreign languages. Note: "Listen" means that I can't sing. My cooking skills ensure that I won't starve to death: rice, white rice; vegetables, boiled vegetables; soup, egg soup. Appearance: not beautiful, ugly Females don’t look alike

Name after time travel: Cauliflower Gender: Female Age: 20 (looks like a young woman) Poems and songs are still negative about appearance: beautiful girls are not, ugly girls are not alike

Nonsense So many stories, in one sentence, real body time travel, the heroine is you, me, she, a mortal.

Cai Cai has no ambitions, and her life goal is to support herself.

Cai Cai is heartless, but knows what she wants and what she doesn’t want

"The Meridian Gate Incident"

Author: Yingzhao

Everything Everything starts from a bowl of braised pork.

The greatness of meat, the glory of meat.

(This is a story of blood and tears in the Lushan Waterfall about a woman who has inexplicably crossed over and tried her best to go back, but was ravaged and reversed by a group of beautiful men who plotted to thwart her. It is a story of blood and tears in Lushan Waterfall.

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Wind, you whip hard!

Lei, come harder!

"You will catch a cold if you don't wear it..."

If you ever thought this was just a time-travel novel...

What is a BMW? Stand aside, handsome man! As a highly educated and educated woman, how can she endure a backward life without computers, chocolate, or flushing toilets? No matter what, you have to put it back on for me! Gu Qingqiao's oolong life legend that keeps pace with the times, the nonsense of spoof gossip, and the hilarious murder caused by a bowl of braised pork.

"Two orioles sing in the green willows, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall."

"Don't worry, you have no friends in the road ahead, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall."

"Where there is no fragrant grass at the end of the world, a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall."

"As soon as Hou Men enters the depth of the sea, a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall."

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"The Marriage Princess"

The funniest time-travel story in history, firmly on several TOP lists in Jinjiang.

A greedy and lustful princess, a cold emperor husband who is about to run away, a mean son who is older than himself, a handsome and handsome knight lover...

After reading this way, "The Princess" gave me this feeling: "Love is beautiful, but it does not need to be overly affectionate and heavy. Love is easy. And besides love, there are still many important things in life. "This feeling is very special. It gave me some inspiration and changed some of my ideas... I accompanied Chu Yang all the way here. I really appreciate her personality. Only such a personality can have such a view of love."

"The Happy Life of a Home Girl in the Ancient Harem"

A girl who traveled to the ancient harem and wanted to be a homebody forever, unexpectedly broke into a secret...

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The harem is really a good place where a beautiful man can have sex with her at any time. She really wants to stay here and die, but in the end she cannot escape the fate of a broken-winged bird in this gorgeous palace.

What makes this book unique is the story of a homebody traveling into the past. Modern women are erudite and extremely money-minded. They sometimes make inventions and make some gold and silver to satisfy the little girl's wish of being a homebody, but the little homegirl can't help but get involved in a lot of strife. But she also embraced the emperor's return^^

Lin Haitang, the most unlucky, ambitious and untalented heroine in history.

When a corpse is encountered, the body is left untouched: There are many mysteries about the body attached to the past life, and various conspiracies in the past and present life are coming one after another. Haitang's rice insect wish is becoming more and more out of reach.

Meet an unkind person: She encounters a male protagonist who is fickle, cunning and unpredictable. She is trapped in the palace and is surrounded by dangers. What awaits her is an unclear future and an unclear love.

Fortunately, Haitang is an optimist. She has food, drink, and beauties to see, and everything is enough^^

Lin Haitang is rotting in the harem, and no one will disturb her. It was really fun when I was young. I could make lots of inventions in my spare time and make a lot of money.

Moreover, the harem is really a good place where you can have sex with beautiful men at any time. Haitang is so cute that she drools and gets slapped on the head at every turn. It is really the so-called cute base.

She really wants to stay here and die...

But nine times out of ten, it is not as expected. The gorgeous palace, this [slap on the head] may be cute to her, or it may be given to her. A fatal blow, what will be the fate of the cheerful Haitang classmate?

"Her Majesty the Queen's Joke Marriage"

The infinitely beautified version of the Moon-Shaping Historian

He sang in red and sang all over the world

She was full of pink and white Traveling across the mountains and rivers

He is the prince of a country, and she is the empress of a country

The beginning of his and her laughter and laughter, the middle song is like an enemy but not a friend, but it is an obvious beginning. Until the end

She finally became the holy monarch of the Shaoyue generation and ruled from the throne; his name will go down in history, and he won the title of emperor as the emperor's wife

After all, it is just, Deep in the pear blossoms, among the flying white clouds, he held her hand and never left her

The truth version spread in Dai Viet

The rogue queen who shaped the moon took advantage of the beauty of our family , going up to the hall, down to the battlefield, into the court, not to mention small places like the bedroom. Uncle Wang had just been thrown away, and his mind and body were in an extremely weak state. The bride is gone, ah ah ah ah! ! !

(The crowd resented ING)

Queen Ye’s autobiography:

Have you ever seen her molars removed by a male pig as soon as she appeared on the stage? A female pig?

Never seen it? Congratulations, I am

Author's summary:

This is a vulgar and vulgar story with all the plots and bloody stories. It is like a thunder from the sky, so be careful when entering.

The female protagonist is just pretty, but the male protagonist may be a charmer. (Perhaps it can be regarded as the best in terms of force value = =)

Np's no, deep no, adhere to the policy of taking kuso as the center, OTZ and 囧 as the two basic points and will not waver for a hundred years.

Ps: This is a vulgar story

The vulgarity of this story can be clearly seen from the name I once planned to use - "The Demon Queen's Pretty Prince Husband" and "The Complete Collection of Moon Plastic Jokes Chapter 5"＝＝＋

Those who take pleasure in thunder, please eat it.

There is also Shu Ke's

"Traveling into Martial Arts"

Introduction: The immature writing style shocked the public, and the author felt ashamed and guilty, so he locked up

"Lanke's Dream of Time Travel"

Introduction: Supernatural and fantasy romance, ambiguous, easy to write, but still rough, and the final ending is a highlight.

"The First Husband of Time Travel"

Introduction: A martial arts romance time-travel suspense reasoning, a completed work (published with the help of pirates)

The heroine is just a A very ordinary modern girl, she does not have a stunning appearance or a brilliant mind, but without her, this story would no longer be complete. There is a saying circulating in the world, "Why bother looking for reasons? Don't worry about big or small cases." The story starts with this. Two "people" and two "gods", this article is a romance, but it is about other people's feelings, love, and friendship. There is no real bad guy in the novel, and a group of good people can also stage a story of love-hate entanglement.

"The Strange Legend of the Martial Arts in Time Travel"

Introduction: A romantic time-travel spoof of martial arts (published)

This book is also known as "The Legend of the Martial Arts", and may also be called "The Legend of the Martial Arts". "The Dawn of Time Travel"

After messing around and talking nonsense, the good world was turned into a mess and turned into a mess beyond recognition. What was left was a strange, weird, strange, and never-heard-of thing. Jianghu...

Oh my God, how could she, a martial arts fan, be photographed by the author in such a Jianghu!

A mystery that had been buried for twenty years was finally revealed.

It turns out that everything was just a farce.

"Luoyue Jianghu"

Introduction: Martial Arts Romance (Published)

When mentioning the name Jiang Xiaohu, it is really a household name, even to the emperor's cabinet Everyone knows about the shrew at the entrance of the village. The reason is simple - he is useless.

Carrying the tragedy of wiping out his whole family, he still didn't stop eating, drinking, and gambling. He lost all his belongings and left his beautiful wife to be raised by prostitutes. He couldn't even keep his name... There is no doubt that he is recognized by the world as the most, most, most useless person. Used man!

What? You ask, such a useless person actually still has a beautiful woman who wants to marry him? Is there any justice? Hey, don't be angry, don't be angry! This wife, nicknamed "Tigress", is not a simple character! Therefore, Jiang Xiaohu successfully suffered from "harmonious control of his wife"!

But, are there really such useless people in the world? No need to go out of your way to save your friends? No need to move your wife to tears everywhere? Not enough to perfectly fulfill the long-dead grandfather's wish?

This is really - it is so foggy that it is difficult to distinguish, and when the truth is false, the false is also true.

"Come Back After All the Money Is Spent"

Introduction: Martial Arts Romance (Published)

"The Thousand Hands Sect originally relied on their abilities to take advantage of the world's superfluous The wealth is for my use. The wealth in the world is inexhaustible. Even if I spend a lot of money, it doesn’t matter. How about you call me Jin and return it?"

"Thank you Master for giving me the name. I will call you Jin." Come back."

"Can't you add a canon? You're talking too much, I'll punish you!"

After that, everyone dispersed.

The man was terrified and stood respectfully at the foot of the steps, waiting for the leader to come back to punish him. However, Jin Huanlai had already regarded what he said as fart and went to the stream to look for his "little friend" Went.

"Jin Huilai, you are an idiot."

"Yes."

"I am the one who likes you the most"

"Yes."

...

- A story about a thief and a little girl

"Thunder of Time Travel Part 1"

Introduction: martial arts romance, suspenseful time travel, slightly spoof (published)

What is thunder

Strictly speaking, thunder is a natural phenomenon

But with the progress of the times, natural phenomena have gradually evolved into humanistic phenomena. What we call thunder today refers specifically to a very special kind of extremely modern words or plots, which often appear in TV dramas and novels with a very high probability

What is thunder

Borrowed from Baidu to explain: It means that when you read certain words, there is a sudden bang in your head, and you feel like you have been struck by thunder

Again: This is a very serious and serious work, full of educational significance, full of academic atmosphere and high artistic level (personal opinion is for reference only)

"When the Flowers Fall, We Meet Again"

Introduction: Romance travels through immortals, a work of transformation, the tone of the article is no longer relaxed (published)

Quoting the author's copy:

Tang Duoling·Small Preface

The Middle Way Her beauty has faded, and her jade crown has been abandoned in front of the bottle. But it was a love affair. Don't ask about the past life in this life. You will be confused and stubborn.

How many times the bright moon becomes full, and everyone in the world makes up the story. Laugh at Chang'e and regret the past. The gods in the sky and the ghosts in the earth are not the same as they are in the human world.

The above two sour sentences are a bit cliche and have some minor irregularities, so they can be ignored:) This topic is so graceful that Xiao Shu even trembled when he looked at it, but someone said: I want to read this topic. - -! The sentiment of this article is absolutely bloody, but the plot should still be special. A small part of the plot is adapted from local folklore. Some things about Taoism are real, some are fictional, and the grades are different. Haha, there are many such articles in Jinjiang. Just read the story

"The Blue Sea and the Blue Sky at Night"

Introduction: Mysterious folk tales

Copywriting:

As the saying goes Said: "Ten people earning well is not as good as lying alone"

Lotus holding the moon

Tiger descending the mountain

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An ancient and mysterious story, a love that exists but is hard to let go, a bride-snatching, a desperate situation, the bride was unknowingly involved in a sinister dispute

The strange thing next to the stone mill The blind old man, the smile of Mr. Han Ye, the enigmatic master beside him, the mysterious young man in green...we always meet each other "by chance"

I know that I am not the person you are destined for, but I still want to I will use up all my merits in the next life for you

Just think of him as caring

Just think of you as ruthless

True and false

Encounter It's better to fly together

The blue sea and the blue sky every night in the heart

The above is a shocking version of the copywriting. Some friends said that this title was too common, so I couldn’t think of a more appropriate one so I had to use it. Yishan’s poems are famous for their subtlety. The blue sea and blue sky and the long night sounded too desolate and lonely, but Xiao Shu wanted to use this sentence to write It brings out another spacious and free artistic conception:) Note: Some of the plots in this article are adapted from folk stories, and the Feng Shui aspects in the article are purely based on folk legends and are by no means authentic Feng Shui.

"The Legend of Mo Society"

Introduction: Martial Arts Reasoning

Copywriting:

Shui Diao Ge Tou·Small Preface

The temple of life and death is far away, so be prepared for true and false plans. Sustainability determines success or failure, and the sea asks Hongyou. Several flashes of swords and shadows, several episodes of love and hatred, it’s hard to decide whether to stay or not. Greed drains the cup and pours out the sorrows of the world.

A cry, a laugh, a bottle of collection. The rivers and lakes are still young, who dares me to recall the Spring and Autumn Period. I have regained my loyalty and passion, and used the broken lamp and ancient inkstone to write romantic stories happily. Earn all the tears of beauty and turn the boy's head gray.

Haha, don’t be scared by the short preface. This article may be a little heavy occasionally, but the overall tone is definitely relaxed and happy, so I choose relaxing background music (you can turn on the sound when reading, and occasionally there is background music in chapters) Most of the earliest martial arts novels I read were written by Mr. Gu Long, and today I am keen on writing novels. So I will write a preface by Gu Long to express my nostalgia for those young days:

What is Mo society? Frankly speaking, it is two men and a woman

A man in white clothes who looks like a crane often appears in novels, and a colorful man who looks like a big rooster, vulgar.

It would be even more vulgar if a woman who looked like a man was added to this team.

There are a few people in the Mo Society, but it is definitely eye-catching in the arena, because the power of these three people is more useful than hundreds or even thousands of other people combined.

They are friends and share the same heart, so they are all famous in the world, and those proud heroes will never be able to compare with them.

If you want to ask what history and dynasty this is, I don’t know, in short, it exists. You can insert it in your imagination before any dynasty, or after any dynasty, and this society is very wealthy, just because I think it is better for a hero to throw tens of thousands taels casually than to throw it casually. A few coins will make you more powerful, that's all.

"Double Purple"

Introduction: Romance of Xianxia

The author published a new New Year article in 2010, the theme is Xianxia master and apprentice, copywriting:

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"Little Chong'er, you won't like this kind of life, you must not become a devil.

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But the uncle doesn't know that everyone except herself wants her to become a demon

"You never believe me. "

It's not that he doesn't believe it, it's that he can't afford anything else. The only one who can afford it is her

"Do you want me to forgive you, unless the Nanhua landslide collapses and the seas around the world are exhausted? ”

When he finally opened his arms and walked towards her

She just smiled, without joy or expectation, just stood there laughing.

The Two-Life Teacher Disciple, he became a demon in three lifetimes, and has experienced vicissitudes of life. How much love and hatred he has? Why not live in Nanhua, where the mountains are sloping and all the seas are exhausted. How can we expect to be immortals and demons in the next life

What I am most afraid of is looking back, with clear skies and blue moons. , go back, embrace each other for a moment, this heart is towards the long river

Like stars, hate chases the waves