Kneel and beg two people to play a short joke.

"You don't know, I just found a pile of socks from under the bed and played for half an hour." 2。

Xiaoming said to his father, "Dad, I'm so cold."

Dad said, "It's not cold when you stand in the corner."

Xiao Ming didn't understand and asked, "Why?"

Dad said, "Because the angle is 90 degrees." 3。

The wife asked her husband, "If I am crazy, will you still love me?"

The husband said firmly, "Love!"

The wife pondered for a while and said sadly, "You really love my appearance!" " " 4。 The vampire bat came back covered in blood. Many bats were envious and asked where it got so much blood. It took the bat to a big tree and asked, "Do you see that big tree? "

The bat replied: Yes.

The bat covered in blood said, I didn't see it just now. 5。

A person doesn't want to forget his past life after death, so he doesn't drink Meng Po Tang. When crossing Naihe Bridge, I met a child and asked him: Did you drink Mengpo soup? He lied and said, yes. That boy sneered and said, I remember it very clearly ~ I'll drink it when I go back! 6。 One day, out of curiosity, Xiao Ming took down the TV at home. When dad came back and found out, he said to Xiaoming: If you are fine, it will be sunny. If you are not safe, I will kill you! 7。

Recently, the temperature has continued to be high, and the reporter interviewed the public.

Ask a black man, "Can you tell me whether it is hot in Shanghai or Africa?"

The black man replied, "I repeat, I am not African, I am."

Suntanned in Shanghai! "