Stories make jokes.

The story will be a joke:

1. Excuse me, under what circumstances 1+ 1 equals 0? The boss said that the tax return is equal to 0.

2. I was deeply touched when I visited the poor mountainous area with my boss. When eating, the boss said: When I die, I will donate all my money to Project Hope, so that every child can study online and learn about the world! ?

I nodded, thought for a moment and said: Ok, I'll donate QQ, too. Let the children use QQ with the sun as soon as they come up. ?

3. Invite Japanese customers to dinner. During the dinner, the boss was drunk, and he danced and said, In the past, we killed Japanese devils, one knife at a time? One knife at a time

Then the Japanese customer was very excited to see the boss and asked the translator what he said was so happy. The translator held back for a long time and said, Did his family kill people before? Pig slayer

We majored in communication. After graduation, we worked in various communication companies. A colleague of my classmate's company once went on a business trip to a turbulent country in Africa to debug communication equipment. Usually, government forces enter the base station to work under protection. Once when debugging, I heard the soldiers guarding him rush into the computer room and shout in English? Get out! Get out! You can't beat me today! Come back tomorrow! ?

5. Mom bought a box of milk and said it was valuable. It was advertised on TV. I looked at the color of the box. Oh, huh? Not quite right. . Take a closer look: wait for Suellen! ?

Story will joke daquan 2:

At the recruitment site of a company, the examiner asked the interviewer: What is one plus one?

The first interviewer replied: equal to 2.

Not hired, reason: single-minded, conformist.

The second interviewer replied: equal to 3.

Not hired, reason: congenital dementia, mental retardation.

The third interviewer replied: equal to 1.

Not hired, reason: madness, insanity.

The fourth interviewer replied: It is not equal to 1 anyway.

Not hired, reason: ambiguous, too mind.

The fifth interviewer replied: equal to the king.

Not hired, reason: unconventional and difficult to manage.

The sixth interviewer replied: if the calculation is correct, it is equal to 2, and if the calculation is wrong, it is equal to 3.

Not hired, reason: wavering, falling with the wind.

The seventh interviewer replied: the leader said it was equal to several.

Not hired, reason: curry favor with others, kiss up to others.

The eighth interviewer hesitated for a long time and didn't answer.

Not hired, reason: indecision.

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