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I am a giant. I'm from the composition network
People live a quiet and happy life, but the bad guys are beginning to "breed", so I will gently mention the bad guys, no matter how hard they struggle, they can't escape from my palm! Just like the Monkey King can't escape the Tathagata's palm. Bang, I threw him on my head, and the little monster with dander was very interested in him. He was entangled, and the bad guy was confused and sick in his stomach. "Wow" is full of things. I gently put him back. Look, he's not so annoying anymore.
If I were a giant, I would gather all the weak animals so that they wouldn't be bullied by powerful animals. But the tiger broke in, stared at the tiger's eyes and shouted at me. The roar shook the valley and the earth trembled. I gasped and whispered to it, "I have a potion here that can make grass taste like meat, so you don't have to worry about catching small animals anymore." Besides, you won't be alone. "The tiger looked at my huge paws, thought for a moment, and reluctantly agreed in front of me. It turned out that a war was settled peacefully by me. However, it began to eat small animals afterwards. This is really a tiger eating meat! I can't help it, just like I used to treat those prisoners. This time, I managed to subdue it and panted over my head. It was immediately covered by those thick hair. At this time, it suddenly tripped over a lock of hair, and with a bang, a big fruit fell from the sky and hit it right on the back. | "Ow!" It cried in pain. I bent over my tall body and found it badly hurt. I give it medicine, change gauze and scrub my body on time every day. In 998 1 year, its injury gradually improved. It regrets its previous behavior.
If I were a giant, I would be very busy. Because there are too many places in the world that need me. However, my footsteps are exhausted without hesitation, but my eyes are exhausted without dodge. As soon as I have a moment's leisure, I pick up my beloved book, dust it off, lie on the haystack and let the wind turn pages in the sun. ......
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