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Who were Liu Bei mistaken for Zhuge Liang?

Zhuge Kongming is also a crouching dragon. Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times, moved Zhuge Liang with his sincerity, and asked Zhuge Liang to come out, thus starting a counterattack and eventually dividing the world into three parts.

In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", almost two chapters are used to describe this period of history, which vividly demonstrates Liu Bei's thirst for talents. Liu Bei didn't know Mr. Wolong, and because he was impatient, he mistook many people for Zhuge Liang on the way to visit the talented people, which made it ridiculous to read. 1 Cui Zhouping

Liu Bei visited Zhuge Liang for the first time, but Zhuge Liang ran out to play. As for where to play and how long to play, I couldn't say, it was quite casual. On the way back, Liu Bei met Cui Zhouping: suddenly he saw a man with a majestic appearance and handsome appearance, wearing a Xiaoyao scarf, a soap cloth robe and a staff coming from a remote mountain road. Xuande said: "This must be Mr. Wolong!"

Uh...how did Liu Bei come to this judgment? Could it be said that Cui Zhouping's appearance is exactly the same as Zhuge Liang in Liu Bei's dream?

It seems that Liu Bei is also a person who cares about his appearance, so when Pang Tong first defected to him, Liu Bei did not reuse him.

It is generally believed that Cui Zhouping's real name is Cui Jun. Judging from his dialogue with Liu Bei, this person is quite aware of the destiny and the laws of rise and fall. , people cannot be strengthened by force." He believed that even if Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang, it would be a waste of effort and it would be difficult to turn things around. 2 Shi Guangyuan, Meng Gongwei

Shi Tao (Shi Guangyuan), Meng Jian (Meng Gongwei), Liu Bei visited Zhuge Liang for the second time, it was the middle of winter, the two people were drinking in a roadside hotel to avoid the cold, while drinking , and singing loudly.

Liu Bei is a music lover. Xu Shu sang a song, which impressed Liu Bei and became Liu Bei's military adviser. Liu Bei stopped his horse and listened: "The old man in the East China Sea bid farewell to Jing Zhen, and the carriage behind him went to marry King Wen; the eight hundred princes unexpectedly met, and the white fish entered the boat to cross Mengjin; the battle of Muye was bloody, and the eagle soared to crown the military minister..."< /p>

Hey guys, these lyrics are majestic and majestic, not something that ordinary celebrities can sing! After the two people finished singing, they clasped their hands and laughed. Liu Bei immediately said: "Wolong must be in it!"

Liu Bei's judgment is quite reliable. Anyone who can make such a song, even if he is not Wolong, , must also be talents. However, both of them were lazy people in the mountains and declined Liu Bei's invitation.

Shi Guangyuan, Meng Gongwei, Cui Zhouping, plus Xu Shu, whom Liu Bei met before, so far, Liu Bei, Zhuge's four friends, has met them all, and only the real master is left. 3 Zhuge Jun

Liu Bei came to Wollongong for the second time. The boy told Liu Bei that his husband was studying in the hall.

Liu Bei was overjoyed and entered the thatched cottage. This time he saw a young man holding his knees and singing. Liu Bei was not puzzled by the young age of the other party, and hurriedly said all the good things he had prepared: "Mr. Bei Jiumu, I don't have a chance to visit you. Yesterday, because of Xu Yuanzhi's recommendation, I went to Xianzhuang to pay my respects. I didn't come back in time. Today I braved the wind and snow. Come here. It's really a blessing to see Taoism!"

Zhuge Jun hurriedly returned the greeting, saying that the emperor's words were serious, and I was just a younger brother.

To be honest, Liu Bei's trouble this time was the boy's fault, because he didn't make his words clear. 4 Huang Chengyan

Liu Bei failed twice. With deep reluctance, he left a letter to Zhuge Liang expressing his hospitality, and then prepared to return home.

As soon as Liu Bei went out, the boy called out: "Here comes the old gentleman!"

Liu Bei was excited when he heard the words. He looked up and saw that this time it was an old man who came. Reciting "The Song of Father Liang", Zhang Guolao's sense of déjà vu: Xuande looked at it and saw a man covering his head with a warm hat and a fox fur covering his body to the west of the bridge. He was riding a donkey, followed by a boy in green clothes, carrying a Gourd wine, coming on the snow.

Liu Bei was already crazy at this time. Seeing that everyone looked like Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei shouted: "This is the real Crouching Dragon!"

The previous ones are all fake, but this one is real!

Zhuge Jun told him later: "This is also a lie! This is my brother's father-in-law Huang Chengyan! He is a senior!" Conclusion

Liu Bei visited Zhuge Liang twice but did not see him. , but a lot of jokes were made, and Guan and Zhang also expressed their dissatisfaction. But hard work paid off, and Liu Bei's persistence and kindness finally moved Zhuge Liang. He visited the thatched cottage three times and asked Wolong to come out of the mountain to help him achieve his great cause.