Humorous sentences on the train

1, the first time I took the train, it was still such a late train, and I didn't get enough sleep.

The scene at the ticket office of the railway station is really noisy, firecrackers are ringing, red flags are flying and people are crowded.

Do you often act like a fool in the middle of the night and don't know why you can't sleep?

4. If you take the green leather train to Changbai Mountain in autumn and see autumn scenery all the way, every frame is scenery. Did you have a good weekend?

5, I like you, you eat shit, I think you are cool. I don't like you, and I think you are cool because you eat shit. Anyway, I think you are cool as long as you eat shit.

6. If there are many blessings. Please accept my blessing. There are many greetings, as long as there are my greetings. Stored a lot of short messages, just me. It's cold, remember to add clothes properly!

7. Don't cheat unless it's a train. Don't lie if you are not a mermaid.

8, it is difficult to buy a ticket, it is difficult to go to the sky. I want to fly home, I am short of money. The north wind is unbearable cold, and it is cold to stamp your feet and rub your hands. Don't give up, wait and expect. I hope to buy a ticket and go home thousands of miles away.

9. Every time you take the high-speed train out of Hubei, you have to pass through some mountainous areas. The altitude is getting higher and higher, tinnitus, eardrum swelling. Thieves like this feeling.

10, if you are my little train and never cheat, I will be your little mermaid and never cheat.

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12, I was afraid that the tragedy would repeat itself. I smashed it, and the more beautiful things I could not touch. -Lin's lyrics "Surging"

13, Spring Festival travel rush Peak, the public toilets in the railway station were overcrowded, and there was a long queue for women's toilets. Actually, there is a person in line. Someone kindly told him that this was a ladies' room. He roared: I arranged it for my wife, what do you care! Almost there. The man took out his mobile phone and said obsequiously, wife, it's almost ready. Come here.

14, if you take the green leather train to Changbai Mountain in autumn and go all the way to autumn scenery, every frame is a landscape. Did you have a good weekend?

15, is it difficult for Spring Festival travel rush to grab tickets? It's not difficult to say difficult. Nothing is difficult in the world, if you put your mind to it, you have the determination not to be afraid of difficulties, the belief not to be afraid of trouble and the spirit not to be afraid of hard work. Buying a ticket is a piece of cake. I wish you all your wishes come true, the ticket arrives home, and you are reunited for the New Year!

16, I am a flower in your heart. No matter what kind of wind and rain, as long as you are here, I will never be afraid. On this beautiful day, I deeply wish you a happy Mother's Day!

17, it's too tired to take a bus. It takes me almost a day to drive to see a scenic spot.

18, don't think there is something better behind, because what you have now is the best; Don't give up because the distance is too far. Love can take the train with you.

19, this year's festival does not accept gifts, only train tickets.

20. The land that bullet trains pass through bears our wonderful time.

2 1. I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. In spring, I bury my wife in the ground. In autumn, I will be shot.

22. I thought the most heartbreaking words were "Let's break up" or "I'm in love with someone else". I found myself wrong these two days, which should be: "No! There is no standing ticket! "

23. Life is like an express train. Opportunity and fate will make many strangers meet and know each other on the journey.

24. This is my first time to travel and take the green leather train. There are many things in life that you can't wait until you plan. It's better to be crazy while you are young.

25. Actually, the diploma is just a train ticket. Tsinghua's soft sleeper, undergraduate hard sleeper, specialist hard seat and private station ticket are all crowded in the toilet. train station

26, some girls like lotus, hibiscus out of water. Some girls are like peony flowers, noble and elegant. Some girls are like plum blossoms, cold and aloof. And you are fleshy.

27. Whenever I don't want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang's teaching. Don't stay in bed unless you can earn money in bed.

28. At first, the ticket queue in Spring Festival travel rush looked like a long queue, but it was difficult to move forward desperately. Patiently test the ticket window, buy a ticket in your hand, and go home for the New Year. I wish you a pleasant journey, peace and happiness.

29. Just after dinner, I sat in the living room watching TV. Suddenly, firecrackers exploded outside. I said, is it because the Chinese New Year is coming? At this time, my friend came over and said, that's the ticket for people to celebrate their return home.

30. There was once a person's green leather train, a person's late-night waiting room, a person's city wall sunset, and a person's small bridge flowing water.

3 1, a soldier's daily life is not all moved, but it is all related to moving. This is a real soldier. Lu Xun

32. The Christmas tree is a wishing tree to help you realize your dreams; Christmas tree is the tree of life, it will always accompany your health; Christmas tree is a friendship tree, driving away loneliness; Christmas tree is an information tree, which conveys warm wishes. Christmas is coming, I wish you happiness.

33. Chongqing went home from Lanzhou for the Spring Festival and went to the railway station to confess. It depends on your dear stranger.

34, toss and turn, more than half an hour, still can't sleep by car for a day, really tired.

35. I have bad luck recently. I took the high-speed train and delayed my flight. Fortunately, I arrived safely.

36. In front of family members, small fresh strangers, teacher Wen Jingdi, emperor students, heavy tastes, lovers, little loli and girlfriends, and female hooligans.

I love you as mice love rice. I'm not afraid of your hardship. I'm not afraid of your hardship. I queue up early every day, not afraid of backache and leg pain. I'm not afraid of wind and rain. I just wish you a ticket. I really want to go home for the New Year.

38. I can take the green leather train to sleep in a hard seat and a hard sleeper, and I can be as happy as a fool without being dressed in rags. There are thousands of choices, thousands of sorrows, nothing wrong. We are all very sad. But for the sake of my dreams, I can be a step closer, and I am happy anyway.

39. "Don't worry, the person who loves you will come eventually, just like a slow green train. Maybe he will be slow, but he will come to you eventually. "

40. Every time I take the high-speed train, I will think of a long time ago, and I don't know why I remember it so clearly.

4 1. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.