Seek crosstalk script

(A and B are both students, and A comes to the stage with a distressed face)

B: What's the matter?

A: The exam!

Did you fail the exam?

A: (sad) Well, it's all the teacher's fault.

B: (surprised) wicked?

A: That's right. Let's take mathematics as an example. For such an important exam, you should make it easier! He wants to pick out what I won't do. Is this deliberately making things difficult for me from time to time? How unsightly it is to hang such a big red lantern!

B: Fuck you, it's ugly. Be careful in class by yourself.

A: (sobbing with grief) What else! In the English exam, I got 1 point for the fill-in-the-blank question, and I clearly wrote three correctly, but the teacher didn't give me points.

Really? Teachers work very hard. What are those three topics?

a； Don't ask that. ]

B: (patting his chest) Go ahead and I'll make a decision for you.

A: Class name and student number

B: Bah! I filled in one hundred correctly and didn't get any points.

A: (Hurry) Don't worry, if this doesn't count, there is!

B: Anything else?

Isn't that what the teacher said? Do you want to use idioms more in writing, so that you can get high marks?

B: (Nodding) Yes, that's right.

A: But this Chinese exam is about writing travel notes. I used a lot of idioms, but the teacher deducted all my scores. Whoa, whoa!

b:(？ What composition? Tell me about it.

A: (Take out a piece of paper from your pocket, tears will come to your eyes) Well, you must be my master! "On weekends, my parents specially took us to the zoo to play ..."

This article is good. Start with the topic. Go ahead.

A: (wiping his nose) "Generally speaking, we like to eat sweet potato porridge in the morning. Today, because the sweet potatoes are sold out, my mother will cut some taro to make up for it. I didn't expect the taro planted on the balcony to be delicious, and the whole family was so greedy that they had to pay for it ... "

B: (dumbfounded) How can this keep up?

A: Anything else? "Before going out, my semi-old mother in Xu Niang was all dolled up, and she was not a bad wife at all. Her fledgling father soon turned over a new leaf and put on a two-pronged suit, so handsome that people fled. Her sister showed off her beauty, dressed luxuriantly and held her head high. Soon we arrived at the zoo, only to find that there were too many tourists, our family was separated, and our estranged father devoted himself to broadcasting everywhere. Finally, we found my sister and me, and she almost recognized the thief as the father. In a struggle, we tried our best to push ourselves to the edge of the monkey bar. We took a family photo with a smile on our face ... "

B: Forget it, forget it, I won't watch it. You still want to score this composition!

A: (sadly) Even you said that?

B: Idioms can't be used like this. Be careful in class!

A: (grievance) I am very serious. In class, I still remember what my deskmate said and did. I remember math. The teacher asked, "Statistics is very useful knowledge. We study statistics. What is our goal? " "My deskmate said," no tooth decay! "And I vaguely remember that time the teacher scolded the students on duty for not cleaning the blackboard, and the deskmate said," Whoever pollutes will be dealt with! "

You listen to the teacher in class. Who told you to pay attention to the words and deeds of your deskmate?

A: ...

B: Having said that, how is your Chinese performance?

A: When a horse falls, people make mistakes.

B: Cut the crap. What is the score?

A: (vague)

B: how many points?

A: ...

B: Speak louder!

A: (anxious) 60 is still two points short.

Well, it seems that we all have problems in our studies.

A: Yes, (holding B's hand) Come on, let's work together.

B: * * * has made progress.

A couple of love birds are studying.

B: Connect the branches in life.

A: I have Cai Feng's flying swallow.

B: But I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.

A: (feeling wrong) Is that all right?

Emotional sketch "My Mom"

Sketch script "My Mom"

Adapted from Liu Xiaoming's mini-novel "I'm looking for my mother, are you a mother?" 》

Time: one afternoon

Venue: Yingying's home

Character: Yingying-a little girl, 8 or 9 years old.

Dad-Yingying's dad, about 30 years old. Police.

"Mom"-a woman who has nothing to do with Yingying, kind, about 30 years old. Primary school teacher.

There is a sofa in the center of the stage, and there is a low cabinet next to it. There is a telephone in the cabinet. There is a screen behind the sofa. There is a table and three chairs beside the sofa.

Yingying happily squatted on the ground with her schoolbag on her back.

Yingying: (singing) Only a mother is good in the world, and a child with a mother is like a baby ... (putting down her schoolbag) Haha, children, uncles and aunts, I have good news for you. Today is my ninth birthday, and my mother will come back. This is the first time I have seen her since I can remember! Haha, I'm going to take a bath and clean up so that I can meet my good mother! Ha ha. (Laughing behind the screen)

After a while, dad pushed the door and came in.

Dad: (seeing Yingying's schoolbag and touching it thoughtfully) Alas, today is Yingying's 9th birthday. The child is clamoring to see his mother every day, but ... alas, (the phone rings) hello, oh, it's me, ok, I'll be right there. (below)

Yingying: (coming out from behind the screen and changing into light clothes) Dad, Dad, huh? Did I hear my father's voice clearly just now?

The doorbell rang

Yingying: (opens the door) Dad ... and you are?

Mom: Happy birthday, Yingying. This is for you. (doll)

Yingying: (thinking, suddenly excited) Mom! Are you mom? I can hear it in your voice. Thank you, mom. Thank you, mom. (Dragging mom to the house) Mom, mom, sit down. I'll get you some water. (Behind the screen)

"Mom" looked at the furnishings in the room, sighed, sat down, and sat in the sky with a glass of water.

Yingying: Mom, have a drink. Oh, by the way, mom, this is my composition. Take a look. The teacher said that parents should sign it.

Mom: Yingying, where is your father?

Yingying: Dad is very busy. He said he wanted to protect more children, mom, you know? I had a hard time calling you. Dad doesn't even know. Because I don't know your phone number? So I just dial one every day. I hope that one day my mother's voice can really come from the receiver. Once, I heard grandma's voice, so I immediately put down the phone. It's another uncle's voice. When I said I wanted to find my mother, he shouted away. What a fierce voice! I almost cried, but I was not afraid. I called you for the ninth time. I'm so happy! "

Mom: Will your father leave you alone?

Yingying: My father never cares about me. Several times, the teacher asked my parents to sign their homework. My father came back late, so I signed it by imitating his handwriting. As a result, the teacher severely criticized me and said that I was a lying and dishonest child. At that time, I thought, mom, I won't dare again. When can you go home? I'll have someone sign it when you come back. Now that you are back, I won't sign it myself in the future.

Mom: Yingying, actually I'm not ... No. ...

Yingying: Not what? Mom? Mom? Why are you crying?

Dad pushed the door in with a birthday cake and saw a strange woman in the room.

Dad: Who are you? Yingying, why did you let strangers in? How many times has Dad told you that you are alone at home? ...

Yingying: Dad! Don't you know mom? Is this my mother?

Dad: Mom?

Mom: I (looking at Yingying) I am. ...

Yingying: Dad, what's the matter? This is mom. It's mom. I called my mother many times. It must be that you haven't seen your mother for a long time and have forgotten what she looks like. It's okay, dad. Mom said she wouldn't leave here.

Dad: Yingying, this person is not your mother at all.

Mom: You ... (embarrassed)

Yingying: What? Not mom? Dad, you lied to me! You lied to me!

Dad: Please go out.

Yingying: (pulls mom) Mom, you can't go, you can't go, you tell dad, you are, you are my mom!

Dad: Yingying!

Yingying: Dad! Mom 1

Mom: Yingying, I'm really not your real mother. But I'm your mother? (To Dad) Can you listen to me tell a story?

Yingying: Mom. ...

Dad: Well, all right.

The light is dim, my father is sitting on one side of the sofa, Yingying is talking on the phone next to the sofa, and my mother is preparing lessons on the table. Music? It is suggested to use the music of the mysterious garden.

Mom: I'm actually a primary school teacher. One night, I was preparing lessons. Suddenly the telephone rang. (When the bell rings, answer the phone)

Yingying: Are you mom? Mom!

Mom: Who are you looking for?

Yingying: (Her voice is extremely stubborn, full of longing and somewhat bleak. ) I'm looking for my mother. Are you mom?

Mom: And you are? ...

Yingying: I'm Yingying.

Mom: I see. This is a child who is looking for his mother. I can't find a reason to refuse her at this time. Yingying, where are you?

Yingying cried.

Mom: Good boy, tell mom quickly, where are you now?

Yingying: (sobbing, choking) Mom, I'm alone at home, so scared. I didn't eat, and my father hasn't come back yet. I also finished my homework. I am very obedient. Mom, why don't you go home? Dad said that you have gone far, I understand, and you will come back. Mom, I understand now. I am at the top of my class in all subjects. Why don't you come back? "

Mom: Good boy, if you miss your mom, just call me. Remember, mom will miss you forever.

Yingying: Mom, the math test paper has been handed out. I only got 72 points in the exam. Really, mom, come back and spank me!

Mom: Yingying, you just said that your homework is the first in the class. Why did you get 72 points this time? You should understand your mother and stop worrying about your study. I'm going on a business trip these days, and I really can't spare the time to see you!

Yingying: (crying) Mom, I was wrong. Actually, I lied again. I wanted to get a 70, but I got a 97. I only lied because I wanted to see my mother. I promise I won't worry my mother again. ...

The lights are getting brighter and brighter. Dad and Yingying are sitting on the sofa, and Mom is standing at the front desk.

Mom: After several days, as soon as the phone rang at home, I quickly answered it. Gradually I got to know this girl. She is in Grade Two in a primary school in Heping District, the same age as my daughter. I have to go by bus for an hour every day, and have lunch with three yuan at noon. My father is a policeman and often comes home late. She is the best student in the class and the representative of math class ... Later Yingying said that her birthday was coming, so she called me and insisted that I come to see her. ...

Dad: (SOB) Don't say anything, thank you. Thank you. Yingying, you are old and sensible. Dad will tell you everything. When you were two years old. Your biological mother was guaranteed by her relatives to study in the United States. I was supposed to send you a year later, but two years later.

She filed for divorce.

Yingying: Dad. No, you're not talking about my mother. This is my mother. Mom, you are my real mother.

Mom: Good boy, don't cry. Today is your birthday, so you should be happy. I thought you asked your mother to sign your composition.

Yingying added the music "Only Mom is Good in the World" when she read the composition.

Yingying: Well, (holding the composition) Mom, I'll read it to you first-I haven't seen Mom, and Dad says she has gone far away. But I can often hear my mother's voice on the phone. My mother's voice is very sweet, which is better than Ju Ping's sister's. I think my mother must be very beautiful, even more beautiful than simple but elegant mother. She said that she would come back to see me from far away. She also said that I was the most sensible girl in the world. I have a wish that one day my mother can sign my exercise book and watch my performance in the art troupe. My mother will be happy. ...

Mom, dad is crying.

Mom: Come on, mom will sign it for you!

Dad: Yingying, let's have a birthday cake with mom!

Yingying: Hmm!

[Crosstalk Script] There are many problems (Revision 2)

Original: Anonymous modification: * * (B), * * * (A), * * *

(appearance)

B: Hello, audience friends. I will tell you a cross talk today. I hope you like it. Tell me about this. . . (Looking around) Hey! I came up with this. Why didn't you see anyone? What's wrong!

A: Here you are. I said I don't want to work with people like you? As soon as we came on stage today, I saw the faces of the audience. Today's performance was a disaster.

B: What's the matter?

You are on the stage! Ladies and gentlemen, as soon as this * * appears, (b turns from laughter to anger, getting more and more angry) audience friends must be very worried. * * Two outcrops, cross talk has lost its meaning ever since. * * Three outcrops scared a cow to death in the field. * * Four outcrops, jumping off buildings all over the country. * * Five. . .

B: Fuck you. (Pushing away the armor) Hey! ***? (A saw A's face when he came back) How did his face get swollen after several days?

I ate too much steamed bread. (A touches his face)

What a pity! Eating too much steamed stuffed bun will make your face swollen.

A: (Looking around) Oh. That's the nervousness of going on stage. This is going to be on stage. Careless when nervous, inattentive. Poof, my face is swollen. (spray words on B's face)

This is outrageous. (Wipe your face) Poof, your face is swollen. (Response A) Don't tell the truth!

A: No, today everyone came to listen to our cross talk and said that our faces were swollen. (whispering to b)

B: This is what the audience likes to hear. Let's just say, right?

A: Thank you for your support and love for my face over the years. . .

Don't flatter yourself. Go!

Did I fail the exam today? (helpless expression)

B: Your face was swollen when you failed?

A: (Gave B a white look) I'm not afraid of jokes. Because of my family, I like playing table tennis. So my family implements the competition scoring system.

B: combine exercise with study. This is good!

A: Not bad! If my score is below 80, tonight's game will be women's singles.

B: Wait a minute! What is a women's singles?

A: My mother hit me alone.

B: Oh! Such a woman is single.

A: If the score is below 70. Then the game was changed to men's singles.

I see. His father beat him alone. So you failed the exam this time. What should the game be?

A: As everyone knows, mixed doubles!

B: Let's go together! All right. Can this face not be swollen?

A: There is a couplet on my wall, which is very telling.

B: And couplets!

A: That's right. The first part is, I will scold you if I say it, and I will scold you if I say it right.

B: The second part.

A: fight if you say so. Call if you have nothing to do.

B: It's horizontal.

A: You can beat and scold.

B: Boy, get ready to be beaten at any time!

A: How fresh. I am doing my homework in my room. My father came in and my son punched me twice. Soon my mother came in and my son kicked me. When you are like your home, treat you as a sandbag? (plus action)

B: What can I do for you? No, you said that? Let people beat and scold.

A: You just don't commit a crime. As soon as you commit a crime, your father will question you again. There must be a game tonight. (Laughter)

B: Then why don't you tell everyone?

You must see me make a fool of myself today.

No, it's not. It's time for you to give a report to everyone. Prevention and handling of domestic violence reports. (very seriously)

A: Very interesting. Not a day after school. I just entered the house and was walking in when my father stopped me. "son! Come here, let me ask you something! " (loudly)

Your father speaks too loudly.

A: Who said it wasn't? I found out what I did wrong again. Isn't this over? (in a hurry)

B: It's called having a guilty conscience! (to the audience)

A: I don't care anymore I am not outstanding in learning and literature and art, and my lumbar and shoulder intervertebral disc is prominent. Don't speak in class, and don't speak at the meeting. Flat conductors are hard. (plus action)

B: that's really a back!

A: From this tone, you must find out what I did wrong. My dad's policy! Be lenient in confession and strict in resistance.

B: Do you repent or not? How so awkward!

A: Move! Don't talk when you're killed!

B: It's a man!

A: Tell me as long as you can't die!

B: Hey! That's all I can do.

A: Where to start!

What are you talking about?

A: I have done a lot. Eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, smoking, cheating and stealing. What if I didn't recruit him and found that I was punished for both crimes? You can slap me twice then, right? (Give B two slaps)

Who did I hire? Me?

A: However, other than that, what I did was not a bad thing at all.

What did you do?

A: Just skipping classes and surfing the Internet.

B: Skipping classes and surfing the Internet is nothing!

A: Compared with those who kill and set fires, they rob houses and houses. That's where we're going!

B: Hey!

A: Besides, playing games can also develop intelligence.

B: Skipping classes and playing games also develops intelligence. I don't understand what you call a plaything. You also skip class and play games. What took you so long?

What took you so long? Can you upgrade without spending time? Online games are like sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. Others will rise step by step. If you go to class, you will be looked down upon in a few days. I will stay up late then, which will affect my study. (Make B stupefied)

B: He still has a reason.

A: It's time for us to lay a good foundation. As the saying goes, there is a road in Shushan. There is no limit to learning the sea. Friend, put down your schoolbag. Try to upgrade! (patting B on the shoulder)

B: Hmm! What the hell! (Push away B) Don't forget that you are a student. Concentrate on your studies

A: Just because we are students. We need to develop in many aspects. Legend does not believe in bubble gum. Westward Journey to Adventure Island!

What are these things?

A: These are all online games I have played!

B: I said you can only play one or two!

A: One or two? Can I take one or two courses in the college entrance examination? (talking loudly)

B: No way. (shaking his head)

A: Still. Online games, such as study, must not be partial. There are six or seven joint exams in the college entrance examination, and none of them is difficult to get into colleges and universities. You got it?

I see. Is this all acceptable? Like you, you should be found by your family.

I want to know. How did he find me?

B: Nine times out of ten, I saw you playing in the Internet cafe.

A: Impossible! I entered the black internet bar.

B: What is a black Internet cafe?

A: Haven't you heard a song about black Internet cafes?

Which song?

A: Forward, forward. Target black internet bar. We all love him. Cross this street, cross that alley. Don't be afraid of anything when you think of black internet cafes. Forward, forward. . . (Singing, talking and acting)

B: Not yet. (Pushing away armor)

A: Here we are. I saw three big characters on the door, black internet bar. (pointing to the sign)

B: Hey! It is really dark!

A: There is also a small line below, "It's your fault not to come once, and it's my fault not to come next time."

You can surf the Internet here.

A: Great! Parents can't find it, the police can't catch it, and students don't go to school, so they all run there.

B: I don't know how many students have been harmed by such a dark internet cafe. Hey? Did your father find this?

Who knows! He didn't speak, just shook his head. (shaking his head)

B: that's not true. Keep talking!

A: Good! I'm desperate. I said, dad! I went out with my female classmates again!

B: falling in love at an early age. We are students and can't fall in love!

A: Students. Kindergarten does not fall in love, that is, the flowers of the motherland have not deteriorated, and primary school students do not fall in love. This is not a new era. Junior high school students don't fall in love, which shows that this person is incompetent and senior high school students don't fall in love. Nine times out of ten, it is abnormal.

B: That's nonsense. I am not in love.

A: You! Let me see, (gesturing to B's face) this is God's creation, but it was an oversight. Turn him into a beast.

B: (pushes away the armor) You are a beast! Then what you said is very reasonable. Why doesn't your father let you fall in love?

A: Exactly! Now this parent, worry. I said I was in love, and he said I was in puppy love, which was no good. I said I would stop falling in love and become a single aristocrat. They said I was unfilial. . .

B: It's all for your own good. Doesn't puppy love affect your study?

You saw it, didn't you? You saw us elope and stop studying, didn't you? As the saying goes, men and women are not tired of working together. Don't you think so?

B: You will never repent. Hey? Is that what your father said?

A: I shook my head before I spoke. (A shakes his head)

No, we have to confess!

A: Good! I confessed everything. After what I told you. My father just spoke. "I see you did well today, so I won't punish you. Don't do this again! " (talking like dad)

I told you! Parents are the same in the world. Punishment is not an end, but education.

A: My dad just finished it. My mother came out. Dad, I told you to ask your son if his pocket money is enough. Did you ask?

B: Hey! Your dad found nothing! Is to give you money to spend!

A: Isn't it a loss? Fooled by the Japanese!

B: This kid!

A: I didn't expect my father to hear this. Put your hands up and hit me!

I see. Tonight's game is men's singles!

A: Fuck you!

(exit)

Olympic crosstalk (adaptation)

A: The two of us will give you a cross talk today. B: please forgive me for not speaking well.

Do you know that Beijing will hold the Olympic Games in 2008?

I know!

A: Wow, the information is quite well informed!

Hey, who doesn't know? !

You know the Olympic Games. Do you know its full name?

B: full name? What is this?

I don't know, do I? To tell you the truth, the full name of the Olympic Games is "Olympia Games"!

B: Huh? !

A: This is Olympus. ...

B: Alas, alas, alas, will you wait?

A: What's the matter?

B: Olympus? Olympus, that's a camera!

A: ... a camera? Oh, it's not Olympus, it's Austria or something. . . Augustus? . . Australia?

Oh, what?

A: I remember! Oscar game! This Oscar ...

B: Alas, alas, alas, please stop! Oh, Olympus is wrong. Oscar again? This is Grammy!

What do you think it should be called?

B: It's called the Olympic Games!

A: Oh ... Yes, yes, "Olympic Games"! .

B: Yes.

A: Well, I watched the Athens Olympic Games every day last year.

Oh, everyday?

Well, every day. We often see our athletes win gold medals in China and so on. Seeing them, I know what I want to be when I grow up!

B: What do you want?

I want to be an athlete!

Oh, to be an athlete?

Well, I want to be an athlete, I can also participate in the Olympic Games, and I can also win the gold medal! Then I'll stop on the podium. Wow! How spectacular! Thousands of spectators around cheered for me and I waved to them! "Hello!" (Imitation) The awarding guests came over, followed by the etiquette lady, carrying a tray with shiny gold medals on it. I shook hands with him first, then bowed my head. He hung the gold medal around my neck, and the gold medal was mine!

B: (sarcastically) That's true!

A: Great! Not as big as it is now. I haven't even hung a bicycle tag around my neck, let alone a gold medal.

B: Huh? Some people have bicycle labels around their necks!

A: Don't hang up, I haven't even touched it!

B: What cards have you touched?

I-I just play cards.

B: Hey, what's the use of playing cards?

So, I get it! To wear a gold medal, you must be an athlete!

B: Oh, just for the gold medal?

A: it's not just a gold medal!

B: Anything else?

A: There are bonuses!

B: Prizes. ...

Didn't you read the newspaper? The national gold medal alone won 80 thousand!

Oh, that's it? It's clear when you ask! I said, people's champions and gold medals are all glory for their country, so you are in trouble!

A: Well, not only did the country reward me, but I also won the championship, newspaper and TV. . . . .

B: Wait a minute. Oh, you are a training athlete, and you dream of becoming a champion before becoming one?

A: It's hard to say, athlete. I want it right away!

As an athlete ... are you qualified?

A: What are the conditions?

B: To be an athlete, you must have a good physique first.

A: I have a good physique!

B: Really?

A: Of course I have a good figure!

So ... how good is your constitution?

A: How good is it? It's hard to say. Anyway … I can eat ten steamed buns for this meal!

B: Ah, steamed bread? !

A: (proudly gesticulating with his hand) Such a big one!

B: That's useless!

What do you say?

B: You have to exercise!

Oh, you have to exercise?

How fresh!

Sure, where can I practice? I practice! What do you mean, let's practice? (Pull posture)

Well, are you fighting here? Practice what, see what you like.

What events do you like?

B: Alas.

I like it very much!

B: What do you have?

What kind of person are you ... I like football, basketball, table tennis, baseball, badminton, water polo, handball hockey, discus javelin throwing, pommel horse ring artistic exercise, high jump, pole vault, uneven bars, wrestling judo, taekwondo, equestrian fencing kayaking, diving, swimming marathon, sprint and 10,000-meter hurdles, boxing, cycling and weightlifting.

B: Ah, can you practice so many events?

A: I have made up my mind!

B: Oh.

A: Make up your mind! I practice 65438 to 02345678 every week.

Is there a Sunday? Confused by the steamed stuffed bun!

A: The week is 123456 days. Practice every day.

No rest on weekends?

A: I have a gold medal. Do I still have a rest?

This is a great determination!

A: I was not old enough in Athens last time, so I didn't exist!

What about you?

A: How many gold medals are there?

B: A * * * 285 yuan.

A: If there is me, 285 yuan, I will get back at least 284 yuan!

Hey, why did you keep one? Get it all back!

A: No, I want to leave a piece for the Greek people to show my friendship to the host.

Well, how thoughtful of you!

A: I can't catch the Athens Olympic Games, so I'm looking forward to Beijing!

B: You won't get all the gold medals by then, will you?

A: Then I'll give you two tablets?

B: I don't want it! Well, consider yourself the president of the Olympic Committee! You can't practice so many projects by yourself.

A: Can't you practice?

I can't practice

A: Then I'll practice less?

B: Well, you can find one you like and practice it first.

A: Favorite?

B: Alas. What's your favorite project?

A: Me, rhythmic gymnastics!

B: Huh? !

A: Well, let's have a drill, a ball drill, and these ... I have a foundation!

B: Hehe, what's your background?

A: I can broadcast gymnastics! (Jump) 12345678, 22345678 ...

B: (Stop) Come on, come on, stop practicing! This is not for you.

Why not?

This is a woman.

Oh, is this a woman?

B: That's right!

A: Then ... I'll change it! Change men!

What should I change?

A: ... Oh, yes, I will shoot!

B: Then, can you shoot instead?

A: Of course! I have a foundation for this!

B: Oh, this has a foundation, too?

A: Of course!

B: What's the background?

A: A few years ago, I used to beat mosquitoes with rubber bands! (playing with rubber bands)

Well, let's see if he is free!

A: I practice shooting!

B: Shooting mosquitoes and beating them are two different things!

You mean I can't practice?

I can't practice

A: Then I'll change it!

What should I change?

Oh, by the way, there is also a Liu Xiang, you know!

B: Yes, the champion of 1 10 hurdles tied the world record and achieved the breakthrough of zero in China men's Olympic track and field.

A: I can only do this!

B: Oh, they practice this, and you practice this?

A: What's the matter? I have a foundation for this!

B: Oh, this has a foundation, too?

A: Yes! Hit me as soon as I fail the exam, and I will run as soon as I pass the exam. His father didn't catch up once. (smug)

Oh, run for your life!

A: What's the matter? If I keep getting beaten, I won't practice this!

B: Then what do you practice?

I practice boxing!

B: Why?

A: Good combat capability!

B: Fuck you! (End)

driving safety

Today we are going to tell you a cross talk.

A: Hey, say a cross talk. (No spirit)

This cross talk is about traffic safety.

A: ok, traffic safety. (No spirit)

B: I said why you are so listless today.

A: Forget it, bad luck!

Tell me about it.

A: Why do you find it so difficult to walk now?

What do you mean?

I came to school the other day. . I come to school on foot, you know?

That sounds very fresh. What are you going to do if you don't do it yourself?

I mean I go to school on foot.

B: Oh, you said it was impossible to walk.

As soon as I got out of the neighborhood, I got on the main road. .

Wait, why don't you take the sidewalk?

I have to cross the road.

B: Oh, is that the crosswalk in front of your community?

A: No.

It's a path without a crosswalk.

A: Not really. A two-way six-lane road.

Then you are jaywalking! You must take the crosswalk.

Can't we make a detour at the crosswalk? It's too expensive.

Look how lazy he is.

A: It was lively as soon as we got on the road.

Hmm.

A: There is a lot of traffic on the road. I can't get through.

B: Morning rush hour.

A: Hey! Come on, take out your rice spoon and dig a tunnel!

B: I'm scared, and I'm still a hothead!

A: Not bad. A little guy came not far away. I saw my chance.

Little guy?