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Expired putty

I find my breasts are getting smaller and smaller.

At the equipment installation site, the putty has not been stirred for two minutes, and the useless putty has solidified, and so on. A worker smiled and said, Are you a "Gui Li" brand oiler? When I heard that, my androgen exploded instantly.

Look ashamed and treat it as a joke.

When you do it again, don't be so gentle and continue to finish it. Fortunately, there were no mistakes later.

After returning home, I approved the workpiece, and as usual, I added a little putty. The embarrassing situation appeared again, the putty was not approved, and the rest was solidified.

This is so weird!

Turn the bottom of the bucket over to see the date of production, damn it! 20 19 12 12, the shelf life is six months, and it has expired! 200% overdue!

I took a quick look at all the packages, hehe, all six packages!

Take a video and send it to the supplier Lao Zhu, knowing that he didn't make any reply. Communicating with colleagues, he just replied faintly: Really?

Re-open a new package and uncover the lid. The original clear layer of oil on the putty surface has already turned black, and the ash at the bottom of the bucket has caked. Oh, dear! This is the crux.

Three days later, the supplier Lao Zhu still didn't reply, and the expired products were sent to the warehouse for return.

I saw a new batch of putty at work this morning. It's much easier to open a bucket.

I hope that these defects will not occur again in the future, and everyone will perform their duties and safeguard the interests of the company.

Businessmen should take honesty as the bottom line, and trading should be fair to each other. It seems that this old Zhu is a thrifty man. Knowing that life is not easy and material resources are not easy, he refused to waste a drop of rice, but forgot the consequences of expired products. No one can predict.

At present, Party A is extremely strict about the quality of equipment. If you don't go to the site in person, you won't feel the embarrassment caused by our negligence in quality.

In the 1980 s, "the factory prospered me, and the factory declined me!" Although the slogan has disappeared for many years, it is actually quite reasonable. When the company is booming, there is a job and a life.

I'm afraid someone will say I'm pretending. I know why I pretend, because my heart is too small.