Who said it was big? (joke)

? Who said it was big? (joke)? A, B and C are talking together. A said, "Have you two seen big lice? I caught a louse when I was a child, bigger than a soybean. I can't squeeze my fingernails out, so I squeeze them with bricks, scared! " "Ga!" "1, squeezing the belly of lice, sounds like firecrackers!" . ? B said, "What are you talking about, big lice! I touched a flea. It's under the bed. I grabbed its ear and fell to the ground in its house. Guess what? Fleas feel very painful when they fall. " Cheep! ""Let out a cry, louder than blowing a horn, and squint at me with your eyes! Do you think the lice you caught were bigger or the fleas I touched were bigger? " ? After listening to the two men, C said, "You are talking about a single big one, and I am talking about a pair of big ones. There are two big ones, which are a pair. Both of them have grown into mouths in front of their heads, with their upper lips touching their foreheads and their lower lips covering their chins. Both of them talk big and brag, and both of them have no face. They are shameless! " .？ After listening to C, Party A and Party B felt that it was not a taste, but they were speechless for a while.

(2018.3.22.16 February 898)