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Ask for 4 jokes in comics ~ it is best to create them yourself ~ and finally have a hilarious effect.
The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"
The man felt puzzled and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"
The people in the car snickered!
The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"
The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?"
The whole car is hilarious!
The bus driver stopped to lie on the steering wheel and laugh!
The bus is so crowded that there is a woman standing at the door.
A GG pushed out of the car from the rear,
Say "sorry, get off" to the woman, and the woman will move.
GG stepped on her when she pushed over.
As a result, the woman was so fierce that she scolded "You are crazy!" You're crazy! ~ ~ ",loud enough for the whole car to see.
GG was silent for a long time. When he got off the bus, he couldn't bear it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"
The whole car burst into laughter ~!
There are some funny children in the back who have been playing the scene just now.
A said, "You are crazy! . . . . . B said, "You repeat the machine. " .。 . . .
The whole car burst into laughter ~!
Later, a little MM wanted to get off the bus, too, and squeezed over and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!"
The whole car laughed again ~!
The woman didn't speak, and a word came from the side, "Are you out of power?"
The whole car is laughing ~!
3. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.
4. The miser was on a business trip, and he was afraid that others would steal the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!
One night, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep at night, so I sent a short message to my friend and sister: "If you are depressed, please chat with me." Soon, my sister wrote back: "Well, what do you want to talk about? The topic is up to you. " I thought about it and replied happily, "Then let's talk about something heavier, such as-your weight!" After a moment of silence, my sister sent me a short message, which said, "This is too heavy. Then let's talk about superficial topics, such as your IQ! "
6. The miser was on a business trip, afraid that others would steal the wine he had just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!
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