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What's the experience of playing Survival of the Jedi with your girlfriend?

I just feel desperate. I always feel that I will never eat chicken.

Every time I play Jedi with her to survive, I really feel desperate. Every time, really every time, I will give her the best gun, the best clothes, the best helmet and bulletproof vest, the best sight, the best car, the best magazine, the best grip, the most bullets, the best medical facilities and the biggest pot. However, she always kneels before you.

I had a whim to eat chicken with my girlfriend today, just like playing a prank on him. Then I thought about it and thought of a way. I took a small pistol and fired several shots at the house where she entered, and then shouted, "Someone! Someone went in. " Then she screamed and ran around the house, which was very big and had a two-story balcony. The one with many doors, with a machete, ran behind a low box, shivering and burying his head in the ground. Obviously, the box can't stop her. I was about to laugh when I saw this scene. Then I laughed at her and killed me.