Are there any funny or funny sentences? The more interesting the better. Thank you, gods.

An adapted version of a ray of light at the foot of my bed.

There is a bright light at the foot of my bed, and there are naked women in the street.

Look up in despair and bow down madly. (exciting version)

Such a bright thread is at the foot of my bed, gently making up for you.

Smile in the mirror and go to the old place. (dating edition)

The foot of my bed is so bright that I feel depressed and flustered.

Pray for a prosperous business and lower your head to fight cockroaches. (Merchant Edition)

There is such a bright line at the foot of my bed that Lao Wang lives next door.

Close the curtains and close the windows. This girl needs to change. (Anti-metamorphosis version)

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly. Come in, you pervert.

You panic and I panic, and you insist on helping. (pervert version)

With such a bright line at the foot of my bed, write two lines in your homework.

Leave a message for your lover on Sina mobile phone. (Middle School Edition)

I am so bright at the foot of my bed and so busy getting married.

When will the wedding be held? (Wedding Edition)

The foot of my bed was shining brightly, and the bride entered the bridal chamber.

The groom gave a hard blow and fell off the bed too soon. (bridal chamber edition)