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LOL chooses birds. What will he say, all the birds do?
Life is like a weave, it should be a rock.
The voice of the hero:
Do you feel in a dilemma?
We must have met for a reason.
Sometimes the lesson is bloody.
Great, this is exactly what I want.
I've left everything behind, and you can never stop me.
This is the first lesson on your long road to practice.
Yeah, that's what I mean, just this once.
My father always said I was a shepherd's nightmare.
If you want to beat me, you have to call more people.
Every class is a gift.
Control! Control! Control!
Maybe I'm your lesson.
Experience is the best teacher.
My gift, my responsibility.
How about a stone?
I'm still here.
One at a time!
Basically, that's what I think.
Hard rocks are also unpredictable.
A stone in hand, full of bags.
Watch out for falling rocks!
How did I do it?
It looks so painful!
No matter who wins, I can study.
It seems that you have learned your lesson.
Ok, I'll take care of it.
All the stones will turn!
Thread the needle!
Every stone has a story, and this paragraph may hurt a little.
Okay, take it!
Leave it to me.
Don't mess with the whip stone man!
I feel great!
Wonderful!
I am a rock!
I am a stone at your feet.
Gas is better than hard stone.
The best defense comes from a hard thick shield.
You've got the wrong thread.
Step back.
You underestimated me.
Swan's ambition is not in the forest.
It's dawn I should get started.
I'm leaving.
Every tapestry begins with a stitch and a thread.
The mark of the earth has gone deep into mystery.
This land has great potential.
The stones here are exquisite.
Not all roaming ends in getting lost.
The river can't wash away my stone.
Oh, that's good. That's just what I want.
The night is coming, let's finish it quickly.
It's hard to see gems without polishing!
Let me roll up my sleeves and go!
I guess they have learned their lesson.
I can't learn anything standing like this.
I can't stay.
It is more dangerous to stand still than to go forward bravely.
Time to go.
It's good. Who else can let me learn something now?
Working at noon is the most tiring.
Some walls are born to collapse.
Kill five birds with one stone!
Once I start to miss the scenery of a place, it means it's time to start.
My only problem is choice.
This feeling is great! Just try it. Let's do it again.
Sparrows also fly against the wind.
What a magical stone!
The stones here are really beautiful!
Weaver warned that every lesson is a gift.
Deep in the earth, there are countless mysteries.
The best diamonds must be cut.
The beauty of the desert is under the yellow sand.
I must complete my mission!
Down-to-earth, overlooking.
My journey is far from over.
Tribes lose their traditions just like sheep lose their owners.
Not everyone can understand the beauty of the original stone.
No matter how far home is, it is closer than anything.
When the earth calls, I must respond.
Only by moving forward can we overcome our fears.
As long as the desert is no longer dead, hope will last forever.
Every pebble has infinite possibilities.
What an interesting pattern.
Throw a stone and ask!
Oh, look! A stone! Another piece! Another piece!
One day, all this will take me home.
Each stone weaves a different story
The world weaves a tapestry that we weave ourselves.
Being satisfied with a corner is a waste of life.
The earth is bright and colorful.
If you don't want to take risks, you will get nothing.
My steps never stopped, but I never wasted.
I'm not worried about falling. The earth will lift me up.
The world is my loom, and the rock is my embroidery thread.
The world is worn out and badly in need of mending.
Sometimes I hope that stones can also mobilize people's hearts.
Come if you want, and leave if you want.
I think I've learned enough. I will force myself to work harder next time.
The warmth of the desert calls me home.
The choice is not predestined.
There is no place like home.
It feels good to be back.
Maybe I'm here to teach you a lesson.
It is never too old to learn.
Come on! Give me a push. We will all know what I am made of.
You're not the problem, you're the problem.
I am not afraid of you!
You run when you see a mudslide. I like to jump on it!
You should try it once!
It seems to be over!
Well, out of ten, I'll call one hundred!
Did you just see it?
When I walked to the fresh quarry, the voice of the trigger sounded:
Fresh land has advantages and disadvantages.
I have squeezed this stone dry, so you'd better move it.
This place is unstable.
I need some fresh materials.
I found my prey.
It's time to clean the room
I want to break new ground, and I'm serious.
Great, the supply has arrived.
A new stone, a new beginning.
Voice when releasing Q skill:
I like to solve problems one by one.
Take it!
Here's one for you!
If you miss it once, throw it again!
Voice when releasing W skill:
I told you to back off!
You are too far from home!
Get up!
Spray it!
Blow it up
get up
Otherwise, you go over there!
Go with peace of mind!
Voice when releasing e skill:
Avoiding problems is not good!
Watch the ground!
Watch your step!
You're at the source!
Walk gently.
Never underestimate what's under your feet.
Voice when releasing R skill:
It is best to start from the ground!
Don't stand together, let's all separate!
Everybody dry up!
From stone to water!
I feel great!
Look how great it is!
I'm coming!
The voice of the joke:
(Singing) You want to build a stone man, not a stone man? (The song is from "Frozen")
Analog sound:
Hum! This joke may only be funny in your place.
The sound of eggs when encountering special heroes and units:
Baron Nash. Wow! You are so tall. /As before, we are here to challenge you.
Xiaolong, your flame is not as hot as the desert! /I visited your kind at the end of the earth.
Dirty throat, your knitting is terrible. /My knitting material is much harder than yours.
Mourning mummy-Amu Mu, some people should rest. Even when you are happy, you will feel a little heavy.
Casting the Star Dragon King-Aureliano, even the smallest stone can shake the sky!
The emperor of the desert-Aze, remember, there are stones under the yellow sand! /Without you, we will still prosper! /Your servant will get up. /Without the people, there would be no empire. /Sparrows fly close to the ground, faster than eagles. /Shuruima can live forever without you! /The countryside on the yellow sand is far less solid than the boulder. /You forget your own people! /Shouldn't you be wiping sun gear at home?
Cassiopeia, the desert sees through you. /You poisoned your heart. /This is the way the desert deals with thieves. /Noxas people? Why do you always come from Knox Sass?
Empty fear-Cogas, you are a disaster to the world.
Time assassin-Ike, will the earth move because of you? Was I too loud just now?
Bad luck-a harbinger of bad luck, don't be silly! Scarecrow can't talk.
Illaoi, don't worry, I won't stay in one place for long.
The mountains of Ionia and the heroes of Ionian camp have taught me a lot. /there is no end to learning. /Is it another test? /Let the hard training start again!
Khada Jhin The Virtuoso EMBER: You are not an artist, but a hired gunman. Beauty is not an excuse to create pain.
Is it really the key to the secret of the void traveler-Casadin Acacia? /Tell us how to deal with those creatures!
Kill Gemini forever-the life and death of the same family are just the two ends of a line.
Here comes the Lava beast-Moffett sedimentary rock, my dear stone man. /I have broken stones bigger than you. As long as the pressure is right, stones are fragile.
Void prophet Marzaha, you betrayed our people and succumbed to chaos. /Shuruima's boulder will meet those creatures!
Death in the desert-our future is still being woven. Worry is a heavier burden than stone. /Don't give up until the journey is over! /The poorest desert has its day of prosperity.
Knox camp hero Knox's promises are all lies! I will never be a part of your war machine. /You are just a bunch of robbers and fanatics. /Empire is a treasure, you can't take it away. /The earth would rather fall apart than fall into the hands of Knoxas. /Knox promised to learn with an open mind, and finally only brought a river of blood.
Rammus Ramos, are you okay? Are you okay?
Void Cave-Lei Sai, you can't cross the yellow sand! /Your race is a group of mad dogs!
Lei Kedun, the butcher of the desert, was reborn and destroyed your brain. /Stone will seal your tomb door again. /I will make up for everything you ruined!
Rune mage-Ritz, this time, the stone won the cloth!
Sivir Seawell may be your blood relative, but we are your people! /Shivell, you still have a choice. Don't betray true justice.
The Crystal Vanguard Skana, I heard that your tribe lives deep in the earth. /It's hard for you to guard so many things. /I deeply understand the energy contained in the underground.
Valentin Tariq's shield. You look beautiful! Men can also be beautiful!
Vanity eye-vexcor, you're just a mess. Do you want to have a good look at this stone? /you can't get sand in your eyes. Where's the stone?
Empty predator-Kazakh scavenger! You are a street rat here. /We are far stronger than you think! /Get out of our world!
Bloodthirsty hunter-Warwick is the shepherd's job to drive away hungry wolves. /You are just a sheep in wolf's skin.
Guling-Zeras, you are an evil wind that attracts anger.
Master Kangfu, remember me? /I know we will meet again. /I have grown a lot since I left! Please allow me to show what I have learned.
The sound of eggs when shopping or buying specific equipment:
Very good! I want this! /I'm glad they still have it in stock. /oh! Give me one! /Buy and go, never go back on our word! No amount of preparation can be too much. /I'm glad to have this in my hand. /This is useful. /If you want to do a good job, you must sharpen your tools first.
Every girl lacks a pair of good shoes.
Giant belt ~! Belt!
Really protect the scenery, new hope. /This will make the lines of the world clearer. Let's have a good look at this tapestry. There is a stone in the grass and a star in front of me.
Eye of the Oasis This is the most popular scenery in the desert.
Abyss scepter You stare at the abyss, and the abyss stares at you.
The archangel staff can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
It's time to put what you have learned into practice.
I have never seen such a stone!
The staff of time is in hand, and the stone nods.
Megia's "Pirates of the Soul" is either famous all over the world or returns to his hometown.
The flying amulet is a relic of an ancient tradition.
Goddess's tears weave mother's blessing to me.
The exterminator's death hat. See what this hat can conjure up. /It's better to take a chance than to wait and die.
The frost queen's decree makes me not afraid of ghosts!
My father used to wear this thing.
Lich disaster, right? Is the tower also made of stone? Interesting.
Riley's ice crystal scepter diamond is definitely a good partner for girls.
The staff of vanity is a little messy, and it can also stir everything.
Heicks science and technology prototype belt 0 1 I think stones should also be equipped with operation manuals.
The sand in the hourglass in Central Asia reminds me of my hometown.
These boots are made for knitting.
Let them read more books.
Ruden's echo gave me another reason to act.
The ancient coin, this coin, is a relic in the desert.
The blade of stealing the law must be rushed out.
Egg sound when using items:
Life potion is as delicious as goat milk! /refreshed! /My mouth is full of the fragrance of sunshine.
There are many reconnaissance and guard roads, so you should have a good look. /Blind action is sleepwalking. If you have a clear head and bright eyes, you can swim freely. /A great dream lies in broadening one's horizons. /A girl's dream will eventually become a bright light for a woman. What you can't see cannot be used as an example. /* * * With foresight, it will bridge the gap between tribes. /the road ahead is clear, you and I will advance together.
The fastest answer, hope to adopt!
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