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Can you live with your wife AA, raise children together, and avoid conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and economic conflicts?
If there is no elderly person to help take care of the children, you go to work during the day and take care of the baby at night, and your daughter-in-law takes care of the baby at night, 12 hours a day, once a month;
If there is an old man with a baby, AA should first give the old man money, and then the old man will bring it during the day. You bring it every single night, and she brings it every two nights.
A person can take a day off on Saturday and Sunday, not more than one minute; Children and people are ill, and they should be responsible to the end. Children can't be handed over until they recover. This is called responsibility system.
As for money, I buy two copies of everything at home, two refrigerators, two washing machines, two gas stoves and so on. At the same time, two water meters, two electric meters and two gas meters are installed, which do not interfere with each other, and you have to pay for the loan yourself;
Of course, children's things should be divided into two parts. She takes what she bought, you take what you bought, and you have to pay for it.
Who is responsible for the elderly? Your father is ill. You should quit your job and ask the nurse. Of course, don't forget to bring the children. If you are really busy, remember to ask for leave. If you ask for leave, you can either accept the fine or double it later.
So is her old man's house.
Remember to go to the hospital when you are sick, and remember to take care of your children when you see a doctor;
Sending children to school is once a week.
The most important thing is the child's surname, which changes every year. A woman is generous with your surname in the first year, generous with her surname in the second year and generous with you in the third year. Anyway, it won't hurt!
This is probably such a plan, and the details can be discussed by yourself!
Remember to show you the details and help you check!
Yes, yes.
1. No bride price for men and no dowry for women. One person pays half the money for the wedding room, the names are all written, and the furniture is evenly distributed, including the trash can.
2. Average distribution of housework. You cook this meal and give it to her next meal. No one will suffer from cleaning vegetables and meat, sweeping the floor, cleaning windows and washing toilets.
Wash clothes, shoes and socks separately, and help me occasionally. As for "why don't you help me wash clothes", it was a joke.
Parents should take care of each other. As for giving money and things, I suggest reciprocity. If getting sick is really expensive, make a proportion in advance.
5. Be pregnant and have children. You are pregnant for 5 months, and she is pregnant for 5 months. You are strictly required to take care of the children for one day, and she will take care of them for one day, or they will take turns day and night. As for breastfeeding, simply feed milk powder, and milk powder is half the money. The child is ill, and whoever is ill will be responsible until the child gets better.
6. Do well the economic losses caused by pregnancy and childbirth in advance, such as promotion and salary increase.
7. With children, no one should give orders, not the husband and wife, not both parents.
I think so much for the time being. As for accompanying my children to write homework and send them to school, I won't talk about it for the time being.
No problem.
1 No bride price, no dowry, wedding room AA, write two names.
2 the expenses of small families AA, oh yes, remember to calculate the amount of food when eating, and the number of cooking and washing dishes should increase accordingly. You have to wash your own clothes and do other housework AA, and the cost will increase accordingly. You should be responsible for your own parents. When you need someone to take care of you when you are sick, you should pay according to the care price or ask other relatives and friends or caregivers to take care of you.
3 dink: the renegade party pays the other party's youth loss fee.
Pudingke: The payment of children's family name right does not receive the corresponding compensation for children's family name right; The man pays the woman's hard work with half of the surrogacy fee; If breast-feeding, the man pays the woman half of the milk powder money before the child starts teething, and increases the compensation according to the degree of the baby's bite force after teething; Please ask for a new moon during the next month and pay AA, or take care of the mother and children according to the standard of the new moon. Who will take care of the mother and pay AA to the person who takes care of the mother and children at the price of the new moon? After confinement, the child will be taken care of by one person for one day, and those who can't take care of the child will be compensated according to the price of the parenting sister-in-law. After the end of maternity leave, the party who can't take care of the child pays 60% of the price of the child-rearing sister-in-law to the person who takes care of the child (including 10% as compensation for not going to work), or asks the child-rearing sister-in-law to take care of it, and the cost is AA; Children should pick up and drop off their children after school, hold parent-teacher meetings, give them food and drink, and help them with their homework.
Every friend receives each other, and the other party pays the related expenses when they need to cooperate.
Wait for their parents to come over, and then receive them alone. If you need to stay at home, your parents will pay the other party related expenses after they leave.
My classmate's boyfriend proposed AA marriage before marriage. Relatives and friends all say that this man is too selfish. This classmate insisted on getting married, and after marriage, she married her husband AA. Five years later, she divorced. She graduated from a famous university with a good job and a good income. She is equal to her husband in every respect. Before marriage, the husband took the lead in proposing AA family life, and the classmates agreed despite their parents' strong opposition. They think they can work to make money. They are independent.
Every time you listen to us complaining about family chores, you will disdainfully say, "Who makes you not strong, then you are strong?"? There is no economic contradiction with your husband AA, and it will always be like first love! "
They had no children a few years before they got married. It is true that their lives are similar to those when they were in love. They spend their own money and give each other gifts of similar value at festivals.
This classmate plans to consider getting pregnant and having children after promotion. Unexpectedly, the child came unexpectedly at the critical moment before her promotion. She wanted to have an abortion, but her husband refused. As a result, the child was born and she lost the chance of promotion. Later, she took maternity leave and her original position was later surpassed by other colleagues. When she returns to work after maternity leave, she can only rearrange a post that is far less than before, and her income has also dropped, which is completely contrary to the expected future of promotion and salary increase.
However, her husband got the promotion and salary increase as he wished. They were originally at the same starting line and at the same speed, but halfway through, she was left behind by her husband because she gave birth to a child.
After maternity leave, I hired a nanny to take care of the children. They still have all the living expenses, but the income gap between classmates and husbands is getting bigger and bigger. My husband only cares about making money, regardless of the children. After work, almost all my classmates are in charge of the children, and there is no way to learn and progress.
It was not until later that my classmate had a brain tumor, which was benign, but needed surgery. During this period, her husband didn't take a day off because of his busy work, so she hired a nurse herself. Of course, her husband didn't pay. In order to show his love for his wife as a husband, he ordered flowers at the flower shop and asked the flower shop to give them to his wife. At that time, his classmates threw the flowers he sent into the trash can.
After the students leave the hospital, the first thing to do is divorce!
She said that the AA marriage proved to be a joke, which turned a loving family into a cold contract company.
The first condition for her remarriage is to see whether a man loves her or not. The standard of love is to spend money for her first, and not to regard women's independence as proud capital. There is a saying that a man who is willing to spend money for you may not love you, but a man who refuses to spend money for you will not have love.
Women's economic independence is very important, but in a family, it is more important to love each other. If marriage is made into a contractual partner before marriage, this family will not become a family.
Of course, modern people's thoughts are becoming more and more independent. Many people want to be single all their lives, but they want to have a home in everyone's eyes. After all, being single for life is not only unacceptable to parents, but also unacceptable to the whole society.
Then this partnership marriage is not worthless. If both parties have this demand, AA marriage is also possible. I think AA marriage should maintain harmony for a long time, and we should do the following:
1: The child should be adopted. For women, having children is not only disfigured and deformed, but also has a huge and irreversible impact on their career. Couples who have been developing side by side because of women's childbearing are likely to cause women's career to plummet and open a gap with men that they can never catch up with.
If a woman bears the burden of childbirth, the economic impact of her life will make her unable to compete with her husband economically, so she must not be borne by her wife. If it is illegal to choose DY, she can only adopt children.
2. There must be two children, one surnamed PS, who the first child is with, and who the second child is with, depending on fate.
3. Take care of children, raise children, do housework, etc. And one person must be responsible for half of the accompanying children.
4. Dink can also choose, and the most suitable for AA marriage is the Dink family.
5. Make a detailed record of all expenses in the same period of life to ensure that the bill is clear and divided into two parts. PS, the proportion of daily household expenses depends on the size of the food.
One party is seriously ill one day, so don't expect the other party to take care of it. Since AA, there is no responsibility to pay for each other. Contribution, there is no way, labor is money. Similarly, a few years later, one party is in poor health and lives in a nursing home with his own savings. Don't expect the other half to help him.
Summary: If both sides don't need affection and warmth, they just need to form a family in the eyes of the public to fool their parents, relatives and social vision, then AA marriage is ok.
I believe that there are not many such people, and such people are resistant to marriage. It should be hard to meet two such people together.
Since the subject said that we should raise children together, we should simply rule out the possibility of Dink. He wants children only to avoid the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law and economic contradiction.
Under normal circumstances, a man who wants a normal child will not accept adoption without his own child. Then, there is no doubt that the subject can't do what I said above. If he can't do these things, he still wants to have an AA system with his wife. This is an irresponsible love rat behavior, which makes women pay several times more energy for their families than men, and even sacrifices their ability to make money for their careers. In the end, they will have to be responsible for family expenses with the man AA. Yes! Just like my classmates, I was fooled by the so-called western feminist thought and forgot the reality of our society.
But silly women will wake up one day. Isn't my classmate divorced and remarried a man without AA?
Therefore, if a man wants a woman to have children, the children have to take your surname and want to marry AA, so it is dangerous to wash and sleep. Either he can't find a woman at all, or he will find a divorce sooner or later.
That woman might as well not get married. It's not good to spend money on ducks if she wants to have sex. At least the duck has a nice voice and a good figure. If she wants to have a baby, it is not good to find a boy with a good face and a good height to borrow a seed to have a baby. Alas, why are you looking for such a gene? I don't look in the mirror every day and think about my dreams. I said AA. What I don't like is to find a nanny who pays for herself without spending money. I'll give you a child and fuck you. What I think about every day makes you beautiful.
I have a classmate. After marriage, she asked her husband to pay her salary, but she didn't. She also said: "You work by yourself, and you also have income. Why do you want mine? " The next day, her husband came home from work and found that she had finished her meal, and it was only her own cooking, not her husband's. She told her husband that if you don't pay for food, I will only cook for myself.
Later, her husband only paid the living expenses and said that he would adopt the AA system. She didn't agree. Her husband said, "We are both financially independent. Why should we rely on me to support you?" . My classmate didn't say anything either. The next day, the husband came home from work and found that she had finished her meal, but the wife still only cooked her own meal, not her husband's. The husband flew into a rage and said to her, "haven't I already paid the living expenses?" Why don't you cook for me? "
At this time, she came to her husband with rice, vegetables and oil and said, "You have to pay for food, water, electricity, property management, heating and other living expenses. Don't you need money? You asked me to cook for you, so did you hire a nanny? You make me cook, wash clothes and clean the house every day. Why not do it? " The husband said, "Aren't we husband and wife?" Is it different who does housework? What do you care so much? "She said," when I asked you about your salary, why didn't you say we were husband and wife? I have to go to work and cook and clean the house every day. Why can't you cook and clean the house after work? Do you think I'm your nanny? I can still earn money by babysitting for others, and it's free to babysit for you. You said that we are husband and wife, financially independent, and live on AA system. Well, from now on, we all take the living expenses, take turns cooking and doing housework. Now we have no children, and then we will get pregnant. I am pregnant for five months, you are pregnant for five months, and I am pregnant for half a month. You will be pregnant for half a month. I breastfeed during the day and you breastfeed at night. You take care of the children at home after work. One party will bear it alone until the child recovers. If one of the parents is willing to help take care of the child, then we will give money to the elderly. The child will be named you this year and me next year. Parents will take care of each other. If you miss Dink, forget about the baby, but I want to have children in the future. If not, let's divorce! Don't delay me.
From then on, her husband never mentioned AA system again, paid all his salary and did housework. Two years later, they had a daughter and lived happily.
You want AA, not in your way, but in a fair way.
1, the married man does not need to give a bride price, and the married woman does not need to give a dowry.
2. Be filial to your parents after marriage. You can't ask each other to be filial to their parents unless they want to.
3. If you are pregnant and give birth to a child, you will have two children, one with the mother's surname and the other with the father's surname. The cost will be calculated according to the cost of foreign surrogacy at that time. The woman doesn't have to pay her own money, and the man pays 50%. If the child eats breast milk, it is calculated according to the most expensive milk powder, one barrel a week, four barrels a month, and the money is divided equally between the two barrels. If you take care of children, you should pay them according to the most expensive monthly salary, and it will be ok.
4, go back to each family to find each mother during the Chinese New Year, or one-on-one for one year.
5, the usual living expenses AA, record one month's basic living expenses every month, and then divide them equally.
6, the elderly are sick, parents are sick, and take care of themselves. If you spend money on yourself, you can't spend it on each other. If you really want to spend the IOU written by the other party, you must return it.
7, the world, own, relatives have things at home, relatives own.
You can live in any city you want. You can't force yourself to live in a man's city or a woman's city.
9. Both parents can only stay in the house for no more than a week or a month. If parents help to take care of the baby, they can pay their parents accordingly.
I only think so much for the time being, what else is missing? Let's continue to add.
My husband and I have been married for 24 years. Economically, it has always been AA, * * * repaying loans and * * * raising children. I wonder if there is any contradiction. All I know is that I feel insecure about such a marriage. I always feel that my husband doesn't know what is hidden and is ready to kick down the ladder anytime and anywhere.
My husband and I got married at the end of 1996. I work in an enterprise, and his unit is now called a civil servant unit. But there was no such division of functions at that time, and I felt that the two were similar. Later, the functions were divided, and these administrative institutions began to have double holidays and began to have the title of civil servant. The wage gap between me and him began to widen gradually.
Once married, a person receives a salary of more than 300 yuan. At that time, wages were not paid into the salary card as they are now, but in the form of unit finance and cash. So every time I get paid, I will take it back in stacks, put it in an envelope and put it in the drawer of the bedside table. At that time, wages were mixed.
Until later, we were married for almost half a year. My family has to pay for the materials to build a house here, and it is still two thousand yuan short. My mother asked him to borrow money. Actually, both my mother and he are wrong. They don't know each other's personalities. Like my mother, she started her own business. Although it is only a small business, in terms of money, she always borrows, borrows and pays back, but my husband, I guess. It was only after he gave the money to my mother that I realized that he only borrowed 1000. At that time, I was so sad that I borrowed another thousand from my best friend and gave it to my mother. But my mother doesn't know why we lent her money twice. So, when she returned the money, she gave my husband two thousand together.
This is the first contradiction between him and me in the concept of money. I was careless since I was a child, and I didn't really live a hard life later. The concept of money has always been a flower I have, and I don't spend what I don't have. There is no strong desire for characteristics. It was later that I and his economy really started the AA system.
At that time, leather clothes were popular there, which basically reached the level of one person, so that once several people in our unit wore one on a business trip, and people thought we were work clothes.
At that time, my unit was a supply and marketing cooperative, and some things could enjoy the wholesale price. At that time, we went to the factory to purchase goods together. When we go there, I think we must bring back two pieces in batches. We were in a hurry when we went, and it happened that my husband was not at home in the countryside, so I took two thousand yuan from the drawer and went to the city with my colleagues to buy goods. At that time, the wholesale of men's leather clothes seemed to be more than 600 pieces, and the women's models charged more than 900 yuan. Two dresses * * * 1560. When I came back from a business trip, I came back happily with two fur coats, only to find my husband sulking and not talking to me.
That was the first time I saw my husband's cold violence. Later, in the long marriage of more than 20 years, I learned that whenever he was angry, he especially liked to play cold violence, didn't talk to me, turned a blind eye to me, and turned a deaf ear to me like air. I never thought this was the way to solve the contradiction. After all, what made him angry, he didn't say it, and I'm not a worm in his stomach. I can't guess at all.
That time, I don't know why he was angry. Until the next day, I cleaned the house and found some scraps of paper in the trash can. I picked them up, spelled them, and spelled the words on them. Only then did I know why he was angry. It turned out that he saw that the money in the drawer was missing two thousand dollars, and he thought I had taken it to my mother again.
Between husband and wife, one hand is silent. There is something wrong with his character. Actually, I have a personality problem. I am stubborn, too. Knowing the reason why he was angry, I was also angry. My mother's personality is not particularly difficult, and she won't borrow money from anyone easily, let alone consider his money, so I didn't explain it.
The next day, my mother came down to catch the street, and she returned 2000 yuan to my husband. My husband didn't say anything when he took the money, but after my mother left, he began to be angry with me, saying that he only borrowed 1000 yuan, why did he pay back 2000 yuan, and also said that I didn't give my mother more money? This is proof.
That day, it was the first time that a personality conflict broke out after marriage. For this, we had a big fight. Although we finally said everything, we still have bad feelings. Just after that month, wages began to be paid in cash instead of in the passbook.
Since then, my husband and I have started the economic AA system for more than 20 years. Over the years, I never knew how much money he received a month. Even after the reform of the supply and marketing cooperative where I work, I became a laid-off worker and started as a home cook at home. He has never disclosed the money to me, but he will give me a fixed amount of money every month for the family. However, every time he asks how much he spent and what he bought, unfortunately, I have never been a smart person. I can't remember what I bought and how much I spent. Therefore, every time I ask him for money, it becomes a shame.
Later, I really couldn't stand this life without dignity. I went out to work again. After work, he didn't give me another penny. That's all his salary. What about my salary? I worked as a temporary worker for a month without much, but he still went everywhere to study and said that I was selfish and ignored my family. Then, I always feel that I have to spend money to buy a quiet place. Thinking of this, he thought of the money I had just saved.
Some time ago, my husband and I quarreled, and then he told my son that I was never responsible for this family, selfish, and he was the breadwinner. He has never seen my money. I was really angry at him for being shameless. I said, do you want to check the bank flow? My money was basically transferred from Alipay to his card, so I transferred the relevant records and added them to him one by one. And how did the money come from? I am reluctant to spend a penny, so I saved it. I write articles until late at night every day.
However, what can I do? My husband will always think that I am playing, even if I give him all the money at hand to share the mortgage. In his mind, I will always be a freeloader in this family. If I get divorced, I should choose someone who goes out to clean up.
At the end of the conversation, I'd like to advise those who are planning to be married AA now, or those who have just started to be married AA. Really, the marriage of economic AA will always be a chicken feather and will not be happy. This is not to avoid any contradiction at all, but the biggest contradiction. For a woman, it is not how much money a man spends, but a real sense of security.
Good, your husband is a boy, please ask your wife to have a girl! AA life, * * * raising children, avoiding conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and economic conflicts? If only you weren't married! There will never be contradictions! Do things yourself first, there will be no contradiction! If you don't do it yourself, what AA life, * * * with children, to avoid the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, economic contradictions! It's impossible! A family must rely on * * * to work together and have a good family! Is there no contradiction when families draw a line? A harmonious family is followed by a beautiful family life! Whether there are contradictions is a question of being a man! A family can't live in AA system! Men should shoulder the heavy burden, share weal and woe, understand each other and love each other, who is husband and wife! If it is a good family, you and I will not be separated, it must be a perfect family, a happy and beautiful family!
If I were aa, I wouldn't get married, because the food was not delicious, the big bed didn't sleep well, or I was angry with myself for having a child. After I got married, I was pregnant and didn't have a job. My husband gave me 80% of my income, and then he spent money. If he wants to use the money, just tell me that I will transfer it to him. I don't think a man should harm anyone if he doesn't take the responsibility of husband and father, and neither should my mother-in-law.
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