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That's your excuse to break up.

Question 1: What is the best reason to break up? 1 It's not that I don't love you now, but that I have never loved you.

I love you very much, but please forgive me some reasons why I can't tell you.

I've changed everything you like about me.

Maybe the next one will be better. Don't you want to try?

I have been forcing myself to love you, but in the end I found that time can't help me.

I'm unhappy, unhappy, unhappy with you.

I love you too much to breathe.

For your own good, I don't want to affect your future happiness because of my existence.

9 is the most offensive

You are too kind to me, but I can't love you as much as you do. You just put too much pressure on me. I'm so hard. Leave me alone! (-This is usually true. The effect is not bad! Although I didn't say that your efforts are my burden-&-)

10 is the most tactful and moving.

My dog doesn't like you, and your cat doesn't like me, so don't say anything more, and you will understand later. (Very secular but very effective -O-#)

The bravest

I used to think it took a lifetime of courage to break up with you, but today, I have to admit that it takes more courage to live with you. (In short, it was an instant hit! ^O^`)

12 is the roughest and dullest

Break up with you! I don't need any reasons or excuses, but I have no feelings for you. (such a person, what is the good theory! -_-#)

13 is the most nonsense

Please answer my following question: Are you a little happy and excited to see me? Do you really want to be near me when you see me? Do you want to see me all the time? Do you have a lot to say to me, but you don't know what to say when you see me? I feel the same as you when I see the four heavenly kings, only infatuation, no love. How can you think that the four kings are with me? Just like I can't be with you. ^-^! However, it is equally effective)

14 is the most disconnected.

You love me so much! I sympathize with you, and I'm really sorry ... In fact, I also hope that our love will have a future ... But ... this road is too rugged and difficult to walk ... You are better to me than yourself ... I really have nothing to repay ... I'm really sorry for you ... Love without a future is painful ... I'm really miserable now ... We should have a future, but it was not very good before. Why is this happening? But the distance between us is getting farther and farther, so blame our fate! (very dizzy. Speaking of which, why did you break up? Have fun together! ^_^! )

Question 2: Why did I look for her after the breakup and she said she couldn't go back? I don't think she can go back. You didn't cherish it when you should cherish it. Now you should let go and move on. I want to say boldly that I don't think you love her very much. Your so-called heartache should only be that you feel that your original position has been replaced by others, and you feel a little unaccustomed. I really think that if her answer is that you can go back, you may feel that you don't like her after a while or only a few days. She is not important.

So even if you can go back, don't go back Girls can't stand being hurt again, and you shouldn't choose to be together or apart when you are not sure about your heart.

You have your future, and it may be more suitable for you to have her as your friend.

It may be better to let go, and it may be better to start well and cherish it when you have the next relationship, and not to repeat the current "heartache"

Question 3: What does my boyfriend mean by sending me these? Will he find an excuse to break up? Not an excuse to break up. Well, it's just a suspicious idea. I don't know what your usual state is. If a man goes out to play like this occasionally and is still so suspicious, it shows that he has no confidence in himself and his feelings for you, which is also a sign of his immaturity. If you often go out to sing and play something, that's your problem. Since you have a boyfriend, you should pay attention to keeping a proper distance from the opposite sex around you, hoping to help.

Question 4: I want a reasonable reason to break up. Explain your thoughts directly to your boyfriend. You think your boyfriend has no position. His father set the wedding date directly without your consent, which made you feel disrespected and didn't want to get married so early.

Question 5: If your boyfriend loves you so much and you don't know it, and he finally breaks up with you, do you think there is any reason? That's your problem. Since his mother loves you, you have no feelings? The reason why he broke up with you is probably that you don't love you as much as he does!

Question 6: My boyfriend told me that the reason for breaking up is that I don't trust you. Please reflect on yourself first. If you really don't, then your boyfriend is looking for an excuse to break up with you.

Question 7: What is the most sad reason for girls to break up? My answer is, I hope you can make good use of a song called Ten Reasons for Breaking Up. However, I don't know if the lyricist didn't have a deep understanding of the breakup between men and women, or if the creator didn't experience the heartbreak when breaking up, so that at the end of the song, let alone ten reasons for breaking up, even a decent reason could not be said.

You can imagine that you really don't need a reason to love someone. If you love someone, you will love him. Similarly, not loving someone doesn't need any reason, and fatigue can be the reason to break up.

However, sometimes the reasons for breaking up between lovers are too far-fetched, even inexplicable, even angry, which makes people feel helpless and sad.

1, the occupation is too bad. I knew what the other person was doing when I first met him, and I didn't think there was anything wrong with the other person's career at the stage of falling in love. Is it too inexplicable to take a bad career as a reason to break up?

2. The income is not high. The vast majority of migrant workers usually have a low income in the love stage, especially those college students who have just entered the society. Their jobs are unstable, and the woman knows that the man's income is not high as soon as she finds a partner. Therefore, there is absolutely no need to use this as a reason to break up.

3, personality disagreement. Think about why you had a crush on a stranger in the first place. Why do you want to change each other from ordinary friends to lovers after a period of investigation? But once you want to break up, there is no more convincing reason, just use this ambiguous and far-fetched reason with incompatible personality to prevaricate.

4. We are "unsuitable". The reason "inappropriate" is really "appropriate" as a reason for men and women to break up. It can not only avoid the embarrassing situation of tit-for-tat between men and women, but also let each other get away easily without hurting their self-esteem. However, whether the two sides are suitable or not should not be decided by one side.

5. I don't feel it. You used to be attracted to each other because you had feelings for each other. Now, it seems far-fetched to use no feelings as a reason to break up. If I say that I have no feelings for you, or even that I have no electricity with you, it will definitely make the other person feel very strange.

6. North-South differences. Some people will break up on the pretext that the other person was born in a different place. If the woman is a southerner and the other person is a northerner, they will shut the other person out on the grounds that there are differences in habits between the north and the south, and even say that they are worried about the disharmony of their living habits in the future and propose to break up.

7. Height problem. This is why most girls, including some boys, reject each other. However, when they first met, they were so tall. Why use it as a reason for them to break up? Especially when two people were together before, it was not a problem or even a lovely place, but once they broke up, it became a reason to break up. Damn it!

8. Separate from each other. Some lovers may work and live in different cities and regions. In the sweet period of love, they may regard this as an advantage of beauty only when there is a distance, and once they break up, it will become a serious obstacle to the further deepening of their relationship, and even become the main reason for Lao Yan to break up.

9. Wrong type. Many men and women will have their favorite lover types. Therefore, when many people refuse each other or break up, they always use "you are not my type" as an excuse to keep people away. However, if you think about it carefully, you don't need to take the test for the type you like. If the type is wrong, you may refuse from the beginning.

10, empathy. Some people have been unable to enter the role when they are in love with their boyfriends, but when there are other people of the opposite sex around her who can interest them, they will naturally move on, then come back here to break up and tell each other frankly that they have fallen in love with others.

1 1, the famous flower is taken. In order to avoid pestering boys they don't like, girls simply refuse the pursuit of the opposite sex on the pretext that they already have a lover or a favorite. However, people who claim to be famous for their flowers may not really find their own home. Sometimes this excuse makes people feel far-fetched.

12, no wedding room. If a boy is poor, the chances of rejection are naturally much greater. Although some girls will keep each other's self-esteem and won't refuse directly, the implication is clear, that is, if you are not married, you won't have your own house, or even a mortgage house. Of course, it is more difficult for such a boy to win a beautiful home.

13, bad habit. If one party ... >>

Question 8: Why does the person you love break up with you willingly? Break up, all the reasons are just excuses, don't believe that you still love each other and break up, it's just a perfunctory statement. The real reason for breaking up is that the feelings have faded and the foundation of love no longer exists. Flowers hurt more, and people have more walls. The size of the heart determines the joys and sorrows of life. Small-minded people can't tolerate, can't tolerate, and can't control the overall situation. When we can consider others, it will spread out slowly. When you think about altruism, your inner pattern is different.

Question 9: Everything a girlfriend says is a person. Breaking up means that your sister gave her the sense of security she wanted.

What's the use?

You might as well think for yourself.

Question 10: If a man tells me that being a man is meaningless at all, then he is breaking up, which means that in his opinion, you are wrong. Are you too stubborn to be polite to something? You must be generous to both women and men. No matter who you are, you say you have no responsibility. You think you should give up whatever you meet, regardless of the consequences. Sometimes your friend's opinion is right, but you feel angry at that time.