Who has a joke, such as "why do ants only have three legs when crawling on cow dung"?

1. An ant sees an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed.

Little Nutbrown hare saw it and asked, "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, I'll trip his son! "

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why.

The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of our brothers and was seriously injured. We donated blood to that. "

Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one of them has the same blood type as an elephant, so it is enough for him to draw blood there."

On the third day, the rabbit came to ask the ant: Is that ya still alive? The ant said helplessly: I carried it back, damn it, my waist was bent and I fell too hard!

5. When an elephant gets sick, it should sue the ants. The court ruled that ants tripped over elephants for malicious injury and imprisoned them for 6 months.

The ant refuses to accept, "the crime of personal injury is imprisoned for up to 2 months. Why did you sentence me to half a year? "

Judge: "The crime of personal injury is sentenced to February, and tripping an elephant is a crime of racial discrimination, plus 4 months ~ ~ ~"

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