What are some jokes that amuse girls?

1, I met my father who bought lottery tickets on the way and asked him: Dad, what are you going to do when you win the grand prize? As a result, my dad gave me a look: Why do you care so much? What can I do for you?

It's foggy these two days, so if I want to go to work by bike, I ask my mother: Mom, where did I put my mask? My mother: Haha! I finally realized that I was ugly. Remember to hide my shame?

3. In the bank, a bald and wretched man said to the window sister: Sister, lend me 10,000 yuan to play ~ That sister said helplessly: Brother, take the money if you take it, don't make people misunderstand.

A strange creature, sometimes she gets angry inexplicably. Actually, she just wants to do it. If you don't coax her, she will be really angry, but if you coax her, she will really think you are wrong.

My son failed in the middle school entrance examination and was scolded by his wife. I went to comfort my son: You must study hard and surpass your father in the future. The son paused, then said weakly, I can't guarantee anything else. However, I am sure I can find a better wife than you in the future.

6. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it will be a tear that I miss you; If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless water droplets in the sky, it is ... Forget it, it's raining!

7. Do you know why we are predestined friends? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Chang.

8. Eating a cake with your girlfriend and adding an egg is actually double yellow. I smiled: It seems that we are made for each other. The boss smiled: Yes, yes, you two are yellow.

9. A thief was accidentally caught. The judge asked him, why did you break into the same store three times a night and take only one dress at a time? Prisoner: I stole a skirt. My wife was not satisfied and asked me to change it twice.

10, that day, the kitten asked the puppy: Do you know the gender of the two people below the character? The dog thought hard and finally shook his head. The kitten said with a smile, you are a stupid dog. You've always been a girl on the left and a boy on the right!

1 1. A drunk accidentally fell from a height, and many people immediately came to watch. Then the police came to ask what was going on. The drunk replied: I don't know, I just arrived.

12, a patient was taken to hospital for treatment. The doctor asked: What did you hit? The patient said: There was something in my shoe. I shook it out at the telephone pole and was beaten. People say I was electrocuted.

13, the little rabbit has a stomachache, and she urges her friend tortoise to go out to buy medicine. After waiting for 2 hours, the tortoise hasn't come back yet. Little Nutbrown hare is angry: If I don't come back, I will die of pain! The tortoise replied in seconds: I won't buy it again! It turns out that the tortoise only walked 5 meters!