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1. Translation of Wang Yuanzhang's Sculpture in Classical Chinese There was a man named Wang Yuanzhang in Shaoxing who was a famous figure at that time. He lived near a temple, and there was no firewood for the fire at home, so he cut a piece of wood on the statue with an axe.

One of his neighbors respected the statue very much. After Wang Yuanzhang destroyed it, he carved it with wood and repaired the defective part. He did this three or four times.

But Wang Yuanzhang's family is safe, and this neighbor's wife is often ill. One day, the neighbor asked the wizard to send him down to the gods and asked the idol, "Wang Yuanzhang destroyed the idol many times, and the idol didn't blame him;" I often repair idols. God, instead of blessing me, you made my family unstable. Why? "God was furious and said," If you don't put my idol here, how can it be cut and burned? "Since then, neighbors have stopped repairing statues, and soon the temple was abandoned.

2. Wang Yuanzhang cuts idols Wang Yuanzhang cuts idols Wang Yuanzhang of Shaoxing is a famous star in the early years of a certain dynasty.

Living near a temple, there was no firewood in the stove, so I cut down a statue and burned it. One of his neighbors, Shifeng Buddha, saw that Wang Yuanzhang had destroyed the incense and carved a new one out of wood.

This has been repeated several times. However, Wang Yuanzhang's family didn't get sick for a year, but his neighbor's wife and children often got sick.

One day, the neighbor called a witch to recruit a fairy and asked the fairy, "He (Wang Yuanzhang) often destroys the idol, and God doesn't blame him;" I often make up gods for him, but God doesn't bless me. Why? "The witch said angrily," If you don't put the idol there, how can it be burned and cooked by (Wang Yuanzhang)? "From then on, the man no longer made up the gods, and the temple was abandoned.

3. Wang Yuanzhang chop idols > original translation:

Shaoxing Wang Yuanzhang, a famous figure in the early years of the Yuan Dynasty, lived near a temple, and cooked with statues when he lacked salary. Neighbors are only sincere about their own affairs. When Bird damaged his image, he needed to carve wood to make up for it. If so, three or four. However, Yuan Zhang's family, who is 18 years old, is innocent, while his neighbor's wife died of illness. One day, the wizard was summoned to the gods, and the gods said, "He destroyed the gods again and again, but the gods were not responsible; I need a new one. God won't bless me. Why? " The wizard was angry and said, "How can you cook without drawing portraits?" Naturally, the man stopped making up the image and the temple was abolished.

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Translation:

Shaoxing Wang Yuanzhang was a famous person in the early Yuan Dynasty. He lived near a temple, and there was no firewood for cooking at home, so he cut down the idol to cook. One of his neighbors respected the statue very much. After Wang Yuanzhang destroyed it, he carved it with wood and repaired the defective part. He did this three or four times. But Wang Yuanzhang's family is safe, and this neighbor's wife and son are often ill. One day, the neighbor called the wizard down to earth and asked God, "Wang Yuanzhang destroyed the idol many times, but the idol didn't blame him;" I often repair idols. God, you not only don't bless me, why? " The witch said angrily, "if you don't put my idol here, how can it be used for cooking?" "Since then, neighbors have stopped repairing statues of gods, and the temple has gradually become deserted.

Precautions:

1. Shaoxing: Shaoxing City, Zhejiang Province today.

2. Wang Yuanzhang: It's Wang Mian, and there are other people.

3. Early days of the People's Republic of China: early years of the Yuan Dynasty.

4. cut: ten points.

5. do: just.

6. illness: injury.

7. son: child.

8. Witch: A witch pretending to be a ghost.

9. Ask questions.

10. Cloud: Say.

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12. Left: (face change) change.

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Moral:

This joke criticizes superstition and satirizes the absurdity of witches. It has also been pointed out that sometimes restoring something is also helping others continue to make mistakes and creating conditions for them. Believing in superstition is equivalent to putting yourself in chains. Wang Mian poet, whose name is Zhu Shishan Nong, Cowherd Weng, Huiji Waishi, Plum Blossom Owner, etc. Zhuji, Zhejiang. Born in a farmer's family, he was young and herded cattle. His family was poor, but he was eager to learn and tireless in reading. I often go to the temple to study under the ever-burning lamp, and my knowledge is getting deeper and deeper. His studious spirit touched Han Xing, a scholar in Huiji at that time. Han accepted him as an apprentice and taught him to read and draw. Wang Mian was once keen on fame when he was young, but he failed to be admitted to Jinshi. So he was full of resentment and unhappiness, burned articles, wandered around the rivers and lakes, and learned nothing. He has been to Hangzhou and Jinling, crossed the Yangtze River and Huaihe River, passed through Xuzhou and Jinan to Dadu (now Beijing) and reached Juyongguan. Taking Wan Li Road broadens our horizons and broadens our minds, and at the same time, we have a clearer understanding of social reality and the ruling class. In Beijing, Tai Puhua recommended to teach in the academy. He had a premonition that the Yuan regime was in danger, but he didn't accept it. But returned to the south alone and made a living by selling paintings.

4. Wang Yuanzhang's related figures, such as Wang Mian poets, people stamps, boiled stone farmers, cowherd Weng, Huiji Waishi, plum blossom masters, etc. Zhuji, Zhejiang. Born in a farmer's family, he was young and herded cattle. His family was poor, but he was eager to learn and tireless in reading. I often go to the temple to study under the ever-burning lamp, and my knowledge is getting deeper and deeper. His studious spirit touched Han Xing, a scholar in Huiji at that time. Han accepted him as an apprentice and taught him to read and draw. Wang Mian was once keen on fame when he was young, but he failed to be admitted to Jinshi. So he was full of resentment and unhappiness, burned articles, wandered around the rivers and lakes, and learned nothing. He has been to Hangzhou and Jinling, crossed the Yangtze River and Huaihe River, passed through Xuzhou and Jinan to Dadu (now Beijing) and reached Juyongguan. Taking Wan Li Road broadens our horizons and broadens our minds, and at the same time, we have a clearer understanding of social reality and the ruling class. In Beijing, Tai Puhua recommended to teach in the academy. He had a premonition that the Yuan regime was in danger, but he didn't accept it. But returned to the south alone and made a living by selling paintings.

5. Wang Yuanzhang beheaded idols. There is a man named Wang Yuanzhang in Shaoxing. He was a celebrity at that time. He lives near a temple. He didn't have firewood for the fire at home, so he cut a piece of wood on the idol with an axe.

One of his neighbors respected the statue very much. After Wang Yuanzhang destroyed it, he carved it with wood and repaired the defective part. He did this three or four times.

But Wang Yuanzhang's family is safe, and this neighbor's wife is often ill. One day, the neighbor asked the wizard to come down to ask the idol, "Wang Yuanzhang destroyed the idol many times, and the idol didn't blame him;" I often repair idols. God, instead of blessing me, you made my family unstable. Why? "God was furious and said," If you don't put my idol here, how can it be cut and burned? "Since then, neighbors have stopped repairing statues, and soon the temple was abandoned.

6. The original and translation of "Idol" edited by Wang Mian, Shaoxing Wang Yuanzhang, was a celebrity in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China. He lives near a temple, and if he doesn't get paid, he will cut the idol. A neighbor's history is only sincere. Bird has damaged the image and needs to carve wood to make up for it. If so, three or four. However, Yuan Zhang's family, who is 18 years old, is innocent, while the neighbor's wife died of illness. One day, the wizard was summoned to the gods, and the gods said, "He destroyed the gods again and again, but the gods were not responsible; I need a new one. God won't bless me. Why? " The wizard was angry and said, "If you don't like it, why are you so embarrassed?" Naturally, the man stopped making up the image and the temple was abolished.

There was a man named Wang Yuanzhang in Shaoxing who was a celebrity at that time. He lived near a temple, and there was no firewood at home, so he cut a piece of wood on the statue with an axe. One of his neighbors respected the statue very much. After Wang Yuanzhang destroyed it, he carved it with wood and repaired the defective part. He did this three or four times. But Wang Yuanzhang's family is safe, and this neighbor's wife is often ill. One day, the neighbor asked the wizard to come down to ask the idol, "Wang Yuanzhang destroyed the idol many times, and the idol didn't blame him;" I often repair idols. God, instead of blessing me, you made my family unstable. Why? "God was furious and said," If you don't put my idol here, how can it be cut and burned? "Since then, neighbors have stopped repairing statues, and soon the temple was abandoned.

Notes;

(1) Shaoxing: Shaoxing, Zhejiang Province today.

② Wang Yuanzhang: That is, Wang Mian, another character mark.

(3) The early years of the founding of the People's Republic of China: the early years of the Yuan Dynasty.

4 Witch: A witch pretending to be a ghost.