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Sketch: The Match of the New Heaven and Fairy (this sketch was performed on New Year's Day in 211) Scene 1: The Jade Emperor: Everyone knows that immortals are good, but immortals still have troubles! Queen Mother: What's the matter? Husband! We eat lobster and abalone and drink Maotai Wuliangye every day. What bothers you so much? Jade Emperor: What a long hair and short knowledge! Our daughter, the Seventh Fairy, escaped from the custody of the heavenly generals last time and returned to the poor boy Yong Dong. I wonder how things are going now? Heavenly Mother: Hey! Ask what love is in the world, and tell the fairy to live and die together! Jade Emperor: Last time, I forcibly brought her back to heaven and found her a handsome god as a companion. Who knows, she actually said: It used to be difficult to cross the sea, forever amber. Tell me, is she out of her mind What's good about that poor boy? Heavenly Mother: Yes! Not only that, men in the world are too greedy! In the past, red lanterns were hung high, but now what do you say: the red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags outside are fluttering! Look at that! Our daughter lives in a sinister environment! I don't know if that Yong Dong is loyal to her, maybe she has developed a mistress now! Jade Emperor: Yes, people have ulterior motives, so we must guard against them. Why don't you and I descend to earth as incarnations and measure their feelings? Queen Mother: ok Scene 2: Seven Fairies: (Singing: When is the bright moon? Ask the sky about the wine. I don't know the palace in the sky. What year is it tonight? I would like to take the royal breeze back to the sky, and I am afraid that in the buildings of fine jade, it cannot withstand the cold of nine days. Dance to find out what shadows are like on earth. Seven fairies: It took me 5 times to look back in my previous life before I passed by in this life. I have lived with Yong Dong for so many years, but I don't know how many times I looked back in my previous life! Brother Yong and I used to be "though I have for my body no wings like those of the bright-coloured phoenix, yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn", but now, holding Brother Yong's hand is like my left hand holding my right hand, and there is no passion! Hey! Narrator: Guan Guan's dove, on the river, is a gentle and graceful lady, a gentleman is gentle and graceful ..... Jade Emperor: Recitation) The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, not the distance between the two sides of the sky, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you! Seven fairies: Why is that? Why do you fall in love with me for no reason? Jade Emperor: Ah! Don't you know? Don't you really know? I am the one who has always had a crush on you, your hardcore fan! I have had a crush on you for a week! Seven fairies: Oh! Your shameless appearance has the charm of Degang Guo, and your bold rogue looks like Zhou Libo ... Jade Emperor: I am me! Seven fairies, don't spend any more time with that brother Yong. Come with me and start at dawn. I can satisfy you with anything. Go out and let you take a BMW, go shopping and let you wear mink! I'll give you anything you want! Seven fairies: I want to love you forever. Can you give it to me? Jade Emperor: Hey! If the two feelings are long-lasting, they are still in the morning and evening! I need you as much as I need to breathe air! Seven Fairys: But … I … Narrator: Mom! Dad wants you to go home for dinner! He has cooked your favorite braised pork ribs ... Mom! Dad won't let you talk to strangers ... Narrator: Don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is a devil. If you are an affectionate person, even if you don't love each other, you will have feelings. What will you do in the end? Mencius warned us: You can't have your cake and eat it ... Seven fairies: It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the one you love! You go! We are not the same! Life is dull, but dull life is the truest! Scene 3: Queen Mother: What's the matter? Frustrated? Jade Emperor: My daughter resisted the temptation of men, but … Queen Mother: Just what? Jade Emperor: She's a little lonely ... Heavenly Mother: Loneliness was originally a very sad disease, but now it's popular among people ... I wonder if Yong Dong can stand loneliness, so I'll give him a try! Scene 4: Play the recording: Think of me when you are lonely, come and see me when you miss me, and I will wait here quietly ... Heavenly Mother: Ah! Brother Yong! Isn't this handsome and handsome brother Yong? Yong Dong: You are ... Heavenly Mother: Huh? You don't know me? I am the flower fairy, your best online friend! Yong Dong: Ah! It's you! Heavenly Mother: Every time I go online, I just want to see if your head is bright. Do you know that?/You know what? At the other end of the network, I miss you all the time. Are you okay in another country? Yong Dong: I'm fine here. You don't have to worry about it. Heavenly Mother: Brother Yong, when chatting, you praised me for being gentle and considerate, knowing that I care about people, do you know? I am so excited! When I was excited, I came to you. Let's elope! Yong Dong: However, the network is virtual. I said that just to coax you! How can you believe it? Besides, my wife and children all have ... Heavenly Mother: So what you said is false. You lied to me! I hate you! Yong Dong: Don't blame me, maybe I'm just a legend; I'm not talking about love, I'm talking about loneliness ... Narrator: Dad, mom is calling you home, and the water for washing your feet is ready for you ... Dad, mom won't let you talk to strangers ... Narrator: When the last maple leaf falls from the tree, it's also my heart flying to your chest, looking for the warm, caring and happy moment! Suddenly, it's not too cold this winter with you ... Scene 5: Yong Dong: Wife, it's good to have you! The most romantic thing I can think of now is to grow old with you. Seven fairies: it's better to meet once than never to meet; Once in love, let us last forever! Heaven and earth together, and dare to break with you! Chorus: The birds in the tree smile in pairs on the green water and green mountains. From now on, they will not suffer from slavery. Both husband and wife will return their homes to you to plow and weave.

I will carry water to water your garden. Although the cold kiln is broken, it will withstand the wind and rain, and the husband and wife will love you and be sweet. I am like a mandarin duck fly with me on earth.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother: May all lovers get married! May all couples in the world grow old together! All performers: I wish you all peace and health in the new year and all the best! Raise wages year after year