English composition, two minutes to be humorous but not a joke, (fables and the like) big brothers and sisters who translate from English to Chinese! Help me. This is urgent.

Sleeping pills Bob has a hard time sleeping at night. He went to see a doctor, who prescribed some powerful sleeping pills. On Sunday night, Bob took the medicine, slept well and woke up before he heard the alarm clock go off. He came to the office unhurriedly, strolled in and said to his boss, "I had no trouble getting up this morning." "That's good," roared the boss, "but where were you on Monday and Tuesday?" Sleeping pills Bob can't sleep at night. He went to see a doctor, who prescribed him some powerful sleeping pills. Bob took the medicine on Sunday night, slept well and woke up before the alarm clock went off. He arrived at the office, strolled in and said to the boss, "I didn't have any trouble getting up this morning." "good!" The boss roared, "Where did you go on Monday and Tuesday?" When I applied for my first job, I realized that I had to be creative when listing my qualifications. When asked about extra school education and training, I honestly replied that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job. I forgot to mention that I chose the same country when I applied for a job for the first time. I realized that I must be creative when listing several qualifications I have. When asked if I had received any other training, I honestly replied that I spent three years studying computer programming courses. I got the job. I didn't mention that class. It took me three years to retake the exam.