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A joke of a couple when they first met.

Haha, she finally got into South District High School, and she went to school happily. The strange campus is in front of her, and she is stunned. So big, where is Class 8, Grade 1? "Well, it's half past seven, there is still time, look for it! "Sunglow thought it should be found, but who knows, this huge teaching building looks very humble, but in fact it is much more than the eighteen bends of the mountain road. She went crazy all the way! ! After she persisted for 30 hours and 8 minutes, she finally found the classroom of Class 8, Grade 1, where she was looking forward to the stars and the moon. "Report, report!" When she arrived breathlessly in Class 8, Grade 1, it was already packed with people and strangely quiet. She didn't care at all, so she went straight in. When looking for a seat, she saw an "uncle" about her height fiddling with something in the trash can, so she went over. "That, uncle sanitation station, can you tell me where my head teacher is? I want to ask him about my seat. " When she finished this sentence, the whole class burst into laughter. She muttered, what is a trash can, not an uncle? The uncle looked up and said Gherardini, "This classmate, I am your head teacher and English teacher Liu Chengyu". You can call me Miss Liu ... Ah! ! At this time, she realized the feeling of "finding the ground crack". Her face turned red, red to her ears. "Is it your seat? You sit next to that classmate. She just wants to find a seat and forget it. She doesn't want to make jokes anymore, but she can be an old class. For the sake of simplicity, let's call him Lao Ban here! After saying this, the whole class is whispering again. This time, she learned her lesson and quickly looked up to find out. It turns out that her deskmate, Zhuo Yi, has cold eyes, which makes people afraid to approach, but she has an unspeakable feeling, giving people a sense of mystery and security. Looking at his deadpan, Cersei suddenly hated him. Besides, she is a more traditional girl and doesn't want to be with him. Especially this unfathomable handsome guy. {In fact, I was afraid that those flower addicts would feel left out when they came} Her eyes searched around quickly, hoping to find a savior. Sure enough, God was a little merciful and finally extended a helping hand after all the ugliness she had done. She found a girl sitting alone not far away. The moment she said the next sentence in the old class, she became a deskmate with that girl, and she was still in the old class. " For a long time, the old class relieved from his doubts and went to rummage through his trash can again. "Hello, my name is Xixi." The girl greeted me in a friendly way. Oh, good, good, Yu Xi should be absent-minded Her attention has turned to the cold boy. "Hum, what are you dragging? Isn't it amazing to look good? " That dead pickle face. " At first glance, it looks dull! ! "I'm in a good mood. When I'm free, I chat with Xixi all over the world." That boy is excellent and the first prize in the competition belongs to him. "This is the first sentence of cc? But I think he is handsome, but he looks dull and he is cold. ""he is like this. After a long time, you will find him interesting and good at math. Many boys envy him for having such good conditions ... "She couldn't hear what Xixi said later-she had roamed into space: good at math?" Impossible, impossible, that idiot looks like Yu. Although other subjects are good, she is not very interested in them, but she loves mathematics and has a good impression on people who learn it well. {Because she plays around and can only win the third prize in the competition, people who learn it well are drooling > However, in front of this person who studies it well, she just labeled him "Ignore" Because she likes math very much, she once vowed that she was good at math, regardless of gender, and this friend was settled, without exception. But this time, what happened after a long time? She sighed softly in her heart, forget it. Besides ... Yu is not a very beautiful girl, and there are some punctuation marks on her face. She was afraid that the boy would look down on him ... "Well, I sold fruit and worked as a driver. 1988 went to college at my own expense and studied English. In the class I used to teach, a classmate named Zhang Qi got the first place in the province. "Speaking of this, my eyes show pride." Suddenly, the eyes of the whole class turned to the language sunrise, and the language sunrise blushed and secretly caught a glimpse of Zhuo Yi. He is indifferent. Fortunately, after class, Yuxi ran out of the classroom, looking forward to leaving this "sad place" that made her ugly. Quietly, this cold boy seems to meet the standard of her prince charming! !