What are some of Li Boqing’s classic storytelling pieces?

Li Boqing’s classic storytelling passages include

1. Your fat boy has never eaten fat, and your black boy has never been exposed to the sun.

2. If the rooster doesn’t crow and the chicken doesn’t sleep, which brother-in-law would just fire up the cannon randomly!

3. A woman turns to a man: Don’t look at him as a manager during the day, but he often doesn’t wash his feet when he’s dark!

4. The wife is good to others, but the baby is good to herself.

5. Fans are divided into football fans, football fans, football lunatics, and football inexplicable fans.

6. Hey, Mendou'er, you call the sister next door to the corner of the private room and sit down with your paws, and wait until others think you have pawed her, you won't do it in the clear day. Dare to paw her, of course, even if you paw her, we can't paw you (paw: what to do, Jiao Jiao Tou: corner).

7. The turtle is dead, why are you so miserable? Ask your neighbor Li Boqing why you are so miserable.

8. I have a bicycle. Except for the bell not ringing, it is ringing all over. Which one should I buy?

9. Weather forecast: Wear trousers when the temperature is the highest, cotton trousers when the temperature is the lowest, and cotton trousers when the temperature is neither cold nor hot.

10. It turns out that this young man was so handsome and loved by everyone. Now that someone loves him, it is a belated love, and it is another kind of harm to the house.