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A wonderful experience I had in Lijiang

Going back, my heart has been unable to calm down; Soak a cup of hot tea, stand by the window and look into the distance, and my thoughts return to the ancient tea-horse road a few days ago. ......

0 1) report to the camp.

On March 3, 20 19, 10, around 3 pm, I arrived at the official residence hotel at the foot of Yulong Snow Mountain according to the instructions of the organizing Committee. As soon as I got off the taxi, I saw a huge poster: "20 19 Tea Horse Trail Trekking Challenge" for three days and four nights, 72 kilometers. Looking at these words, people are filled with emotion. The background of the poster is undulating mountains, which are picturesque against the blue sky and white clouds in the distance.

Look around, I'm looking for someone to take pictures. At this time, a woman came from under the arch bridge, carrying luggage, like a distant friend. Her thin body looks thin, and the autumn sunshine outlines her outline with a kind of perseverance. After greeting, she took my first photo related to hiking on the ancient tea-horse road. My face is red in the photo, because I drank too much plum wine in the ancient town of Huajianzui Inn in Lijiang.

When I moved to the hotel lobby, the staff had been waiting for a long time. Received sleeping bags, jackets, jackets and cross-country backpacks prepared by the organizing Committee for mountaineering and camping. The huge sign-in wall is full of disciples' names, which symbolizes the determination to challenge the ancient tea-horse road.

The woman who took my photo calmly jumped to the sign-in wall and took amazing photos, which hit it off with the artistic conception of "We are all dreamers", with a bright smile on her face, just like the warm sun in autumn in Old Town of Lijiang.

Dragging heavy luggage and equipment, I returned to my room with the help of the hotel tour bus. The moment I opened the door, I was moved by the thoughtful service of the hotel and the organizing Committee. Bedding is clean and tidy. There is a small sign on the white pillow to remind me of the purpose of my visit. There is a piece of color printing paper on the sheet, which is full of lyrics:

Every figure is running in the sun.

We sweat, look back and smile.

Strive to be the pride of spring together.

Knowing that the more you chase your dreams, the more interesting it is.

......

The strange teammate who lives in the same room hasn't arrived yet. After a simple wash, walk out of the balcony and preview the beautiful scenery of the hotel. The small courtyard with Naxi architectural style, either row or single courtyard, has a unique style and has the feeling of a small building in the south of the Yangtze River. The breeze is not dry, the sun is just right, and it becomes a beautiful scene in one shot.

Teammates arrived late, and the ceremony of Juxiantang's expedition has begun. Tailong, a handsome young outdoor cultivator, presided over the expedition ceremony with humor. Talking about the weather changes in Lijiang these days, he used a light rain-beware of rain; Moderate rain-it rains at noon; Heavy rain-about the rain's interpretation of Lijiang's changeable weather. After hearing this, everyone laughed in unison and applauded the wonderful comments of Dalong, and they were no longer confused about the next weather in Lijiang.

On the big screen, the route and precautions of the upcoming hiking trip are played. Like the Silk Road, the ancient tea-horse road once played an important role in the birth and development of the Chinese nation. With the cleaning of modern civilization, it has gradually been submerged in the dust of history, but its history and value will shine forever. Looking at the three-day and four-night trip on the screen, the road is bumpy and the mountain road is rugged. Although I am afraid, I still yearn for it.

On the occasion of the National Day, the organizing committee arranged a ceremony to celebrate the 70th birthday of the motherland. All the people stood up and sang the national anthem. Five bright red flags rose from the big screen of Ran Ran, and the familiar melody sounded slowly. I sing along with the melody and feel extremely proud.

Next is the flag-raising ceremony. The flag represents the direction, and the flag is strength, which is of great significance. This is the encouragement of the organizing Committee to everyone and to every participating team. Each team accepted the national flag.

The six groups are as follows:

1. Tea Horse Team?

2. Walkers have no borders?

3. Tea Horse Lightning Team

4. Tea Horse Kyushu Team?

5. Tea Horse Eagle

? 6. Tea Horse Wolf Warriors

The disciples who received the team flag were full of energy, waving blue and white team flags, ready to challenge the ancient tea-horse road under the blue sky and white clouds.

On everyone's recommendation, we chose Mr. Xin Wei as the team leader. Xin Wei is an athlete and an experienced 100-day runner. The day before coming, she organized her running group and started the 70km relay race at 4am, full of positive energy. We used the slogan "tea horse disciples, never give in", and time was tight, so the team song was not successfully adapted.

Looking at the team of Walker without borders next to him, under the leadership of captain Liu Qingtao, shouting slogans and reporting on the stage, which was quite imposing.

Dalong patiently explained the three-day and four-night trip, and he was about to go out. His expectant eyes are full of affection, not afraid of wind and rain, not afraid of hardships. ......

02) Wen Hai's fright

2065 438+09 10 10 On the 4th of October, the wake-up bell of the hotel rang. I opened my hazy eyes, stretched my muscles and began to welcome a new day.

On the first day of the hiking challenge, the goal was 24 kilometers and the highest altitude was 3135 m. Everyone was very excited. After breakfast, everyone began to get on the bus in an orderly way. I found a window seat in front, closed my eyes and prepared for a 24-kilometer hike. The car slowly left the hotel and drifted away from the downtown area. I tilted my head and buried it in the soft seat of the bus, because it was my first time to take part in hiking in the wild mountains, and in such a beautiful city, I was very excited and stayed up all night; I wanted to take a nap by bus, but the bus soon came to Lashihai Wetland Park.

The staff had already arrived at the departure place in advance, and set up the arch of the second stop of the "20 19 Tea Horse Trail Walking Challenge" in the distance. In the warm sun in the morning, the cool breeze blows gently, and the disciples are excited and eager to try. Organized by the staff of the Organizing Committee, we had a warm-up activity, with drums rumbling, sirens sounding and exciting hiking activities officially starting. Excited tourists rushed out of the starting line like an arrow, and I followed the big army holding the banner of "Tea Horse Beijing". Lashihai Wetland Park is a tourist attraction. When we arrived, there were already donkey friends going through the formalities in the scenic spot. They rode through the ancient tea-horse road, and we will measure it with our feet. The parade marched on the country road, and the air was filled with the smell of cow dung and horse manure, mixed with the smell of grass; The morning sun is shining on the earth, and the dogs on the roadside are shivering with the team. Not far ahead came the sound of hooves, and the short pony trotted leisurely by, and the dark face of the herdsman leading the horse was rough and simple. ...

After passing through the small village, the motorcade quickly turned to the mountain road. The thoughtful and meticulous work of the organizing Committee made it easy for everyone to find the way forward. Every 100 meter, a red ribbon is like a bond, which closely connects the people of the whole country to meet the challenge. Ribbons are swaying in the wind, like a small flag calling for more people full of positive energy to join the activity. ...

A group of people walked quietly in the forest. The higher they went, the denser the forest became. All kinds of rare flowers and plants appeared in front of us, attracted by all kinds of flowers and plants, and everyone rushed to take pictures. ......

The quiet mountain forest suddenly became lively. ......

Laughter and laughter spread all over the mountains, and the two sisters turned into beautiful butterflies flying back and forth in the mountains. ......

Mountain flowers are in full bloom in Shan Ye, bearing the memories of the vicissitudes of the four seasons, stretching their petals in the soft wind and fine rain, quietly blooming in the mountains, enjoying themselves alone and enjoying the realm of comfort and selflessness. ...

Carnival, your laughter is the best gift for Dashan. ......

On the first day of hiking, everyone was relaxed and responded to the call of the organizing Committee: know the way, don't worry; Have a nice trip, feel the breath of nature and the mind of the mountain ... I held the team flag and followed the team to move on.

The distant valley, with soft layers, began to walk into the ravine, and bells rang from the distant hillside. Three or five cows eat pure natural grass and are carefree; The leading cow wears a bell around her neck, and every step gives off a ringing bell, which seems to welcome our guests from afar. Over a hill, my eyes suddenly opened up and I came to the lake along the direction of the red ribbon. The lake is clear; Under the blue sky and white clouds, flocks of cattle and sheep are full of vitality. ...

Moving on, the shadow of the cow is getting longer and longer, and the bell is getting farther and farther. ...

The sky is still so deep, and the white clouds have been changing with us, sometimes like flocks, sometimes like strong white horses; Between stop-and-go, I finally saw my tired legs 5 kilometers away from the finish line and continued to walk in the direction of my heart. ...

The camp is located in Wenhai Village, a small village like a paradise. The tent was stuck between the valleys and became a beautiful scenery dotted with the village. Under the blue sky and white clouds, gongs and drums are loud and colorful flags are flying.

The organizing Committee set up a countertop next to the camp, with instant noodles, mineral water and fruits to facilitate everyone to replenish energy in time; The pure land of Sun Nan resounds through the valley, warmly welcoming every warrior who returns triumphantly. The disciples who arrived first were busy stretching, washing, changing clothes, taking pictures and taking pictures.

Next to the camp are several herders. Our arrival has brought them happiness and busyness. The women are trying to prepare dinner for us in the yard.

Men gulped hookah and set up several cauldrons to make soup at the gate of the yard. The sparerib soup is getting stronger and stronger, and a faint scent comes to the nose, refreshing and fragrant, lingering over the small village. Disciples came back one after another, and the village was crowded. Everyone exchanged greetings and warmth, like an old friend reunited after a long separation. ......

The Unicom signal in the ravine is particularly poor, and there is no 4 G. I asked the herdsmen who cooked the soup if they could surf the Internet. Enthusiastic herdsmen gave me the wireless password in nonstandard Mandarin, so that I could easily communicate with the outside world and share happiness.

It's past the appointed meal time, and it's raining all the time. It's dark and low. The generator, like the engine of an airplane, has been roaring, bringing faint light to rainy nights. The dim light is lonely and hesitant, the figure is longer and longer, and the chill of late autumn is hidden in the air. When the mountain breeze blows, people are full of energy. The wet ground is full of water, and the falling rain slaps the ground and splashes layers of water.

The herdsmen covered the cooked food with ponchos and moved it from the kitchen to the big tent next to the camp. It was very cold, and we ate steaming food in the tent.

It was completely dark, and without the brilliant night sky, teams began to rehearse the next day's performances in tents, and laughter came from the tents. Than Shwe and his mother went to the organizing committee to look for pipa, and they were going to play a song "House of Flying Daggers" at the gala. At the call of team secret Han Ying, we also started to find jokes in Tik Tok. After searching for a long time, I can't find a suitable program that can learn quickly. Suddenly, a familiar melody sounded, which made everyone suddenly have inspiration and direction. Everyone expressed their opinions and began to arrange actions and drills. After many adjustments and improvements, we decided to face up to the difficulties and break through ourselves, and the new song "Guardian of Flowers" was released. The high standards and strict requirements of team secret Han Ying are unforgettable. In order to highlight the escort's playboy characteristics, we searched all the bags in the tent and put on colorful sportswear for comparison. After repeated comparisons, the captain developed his chest muscles and put on his own orange tights. Tang Shuyou in Beijing wore a yellow short sleeve found in a handbag. I reluctantly put on Ma Jiajia's red short-sleeved sportswear. Wearing sunglasses, the shape of the escort has taken shape, and I think this shape alone will definitely become a beautiful scenery at the gala.

It's been raining, it's late at night, the first draft of the program has been decided, and everyone has a good chat. At first, they thought they could have a good sleep. Lightning and thunder began to thunder outside the tent, and soon it began to rain moderately. Bright lightning shuttled through the air like a silver snake, illuminating the whole tent again and again. A huge thunder exploded at the top of the tent, and heavy rain began to wreak havoc in the small valley. Raindrops shot at the tent like ten thousand arrows, unstoppable. The wild mountain wind, accompanied by rain, blew the branches outside the tent "swoosh", and the rainstorm was like a note, like a faucet that I forgot to turn off. ...

Dark night, isolated tents, a group of people who just met, in a small mountain village thousands of miles away, are undergoing the baptism of storms!

I curled up in my sleeping bag, and the dull thunder roared like a cannon. I was frightened. All the imaginary horrors are crowded into my mind, so I can't sleep Raindrops as big as soybeans kept beating on the tent, and the rain ran down the mountain. The tent seems to be floating and the damp pad is wet. I vaguely felt that the tent was still dripping and wet the bedding next to the pillow. I moved my pillow aside and looked around the other players in the tent with the help of lightning. The children fell asleep and had no idea what was going on outside. In the dark, I saw other players, like me, unable to sleep and uneasy.

Outside the tent, the staff braved the rain and dim light to check the situation of each tent, vaguely listening to their voices, and finally calmed their long-lost hearts.

The downpour lasted for nearly three hours, and I stayed up all night, scared all night. ...

03) Dongba Valley Gala

20 19 10 October 5th

A heavy rain in Wenhai Village kept everyone awake all night, with fresh memories. After a night of shock, we headed for the next goal: Dongba Valley camp. Distance: 28 kilometers, altitude: 3380 meters. At the ceremony, the organizing committee revealed some information about Dongba Valley Camp, claiming that we are all looking forward to seeing it as soon as possible, and we also hope to uncover the true face of Dongba's secret territory.

In the morning in the small valley, the air is fresh, the sky is still raining lightly, and the carpet outside the tent is covered with mud. Bumps and bumps, splashing water falls on trouser legs and shoes. Led by Ye Tao Outdoor Dragon, we finished the warm-up exercise in light rain, and the weather was a little cold. Some teammates put on raincoats, and I added a windbreaker to prepare for the road.

Drums sounded the sleeping soul, sleepy eyes crossed time and space, and began to March towards Dongba Secret with heavy steps. The rugged mountain road extends upward to the top of the mountain. Today will be another extraordinary day. ...

The team walked quietly on the path of Panshan Mountain, narrow hills and gullies, and some branches that could not be named. The branches are covered with thorns, and you can stab your arm if you are not careful.

Because of the heavy rain last night, the mountain road was washed clean, but it brought convenience to everyone's walking. Every foot can step on the ground. The farther you go halfway up the mountain, the more charming the scenery becomes. The hazy distant mountains are covered with a layer of gauze, which is faintly visible. In the mist, far and near. At arm's length, the thin clouds meet the clouds in the sky and become a beautiful picture, like entering a fairyland.

The mountain road has been extending upwards. I don't know how long it has been, but there are shouts of horses and horse drivers behind it. It turned out that the rescued horse had followed. In order to ensure safety, the organizing committee hired local herdsmen to prevent emergencies and ensure quick rescue in places where vehicles can't reach. Simple and honest herdsmen are leading horses in front, talking in Naxi language, and teammates are busy taking photos with horses along the way. The hillside is covered with all kinds of unknown green vegetation, and the beautiful scenery in front of us deeply attracts us and makes us intoxicated in the embrace of nature.

Jelly, the woman who took my picture on the day of signing in, caught up with me at this time. Probably because the organizing Committee decided not to count her personal achievements after the heavy rain, she walked easily and her smile was still as bright as a mountain. We exchanged pleasantries, cheered each other and made way for the horses. The horse was in front and we followed it for a while. During the chat, Jelly told me about several 100km cross-country races she participated in: Jiangnan100, Laoshan cross-country and Shanhaiguan Great Wall cross-country. She also quipped that the 100 km cross-country race is actually a large-scale outdoor buffet activity, with food at every 100 km supply station along the way and endless running water seats. The confidence in free conversation made me sit up and take notice of this weak woman in front of me. Nine times out of ten things in the world are not satisfactory. Although there is no happy life, there is an open and cheerful life. Perhaps this is the character of people who like challenges: open-minded, optimistic and strong.

The winding mountain road has no end. I can't see anyone, but I can hear voices. ...

Over the hill, the road is no longer rugged, and it turns to an open field. The farther you go, the more beautiful the scenery along the way. The white clouds over the valley sometimes turn into cotton-wool clouds, and sometimes into long silk, flowing melodiously over the valley.

Walking in an empty valley, under a blue sky, breathing every coolness of the sky, watching the flowers bloom and fall all over the mountains, I am humiliated; Looking up at the sky, the clouds are rolling and comfortable, and I have no intention of staying. ......

Seen from a distance, there is a white tent at the foot of the mountain. It must be Dongba Valley Camp. Unconsciously, I accelerated my pace, ran and sprinted, and advanced into Dongba Camp.

What a Dongba camp, it really deserves its reputation; Surrounded by mountains, hidden in a sea of flowers, there are flowers in the valley and lakes in the flowers, reflecting the blue sky and white clouds.

A neat tent is lying in the valley like a yurt, with a steel pipe structure, one foot from the ground, so that the water is unimpeded. Compared with the tent in Wenhai Village, it is more practical.

After a short rest, the disciples arrived one after another and began to stretch and relax. Some people are washing clothes and shoes, while others are replenishing energy.

In the auditorium of the camp, the staff is debugging audio and video equipment.

Dinner is a rich hot pot and a toast song, which is sung by local ethnic minorities. Although he doesn't know the lyrics, he is familiar with the melody:

The wine is fragrant and the song is flying.

Let me buy you a drink, my friend.

The victorious October will never be forgotten.

The cup is full of happy tears.

……

After a full meal, Dongba Valley took a break and waited for the gala. ......

Officially kicked off the party with a loud and beautiful minority song. ...

First of all, we performed the pipa music recommended by our tea horse map. If Dan takes the stage calmly, he deserves to be the gold medal winner of the national pipa competition. A song "House of Flying Daggers" is like the heavy rain in Wenhai Village. It is menacing, majestic, calm and calm. At the end of the song, people are beaming and shouting.

Next, I recall the drama performance of Dunhuang Expedition, including the song and dance Calorie and the adapted song Walking on the Ancient Tea-Horse Road. Although the performance was unprofessional, it was very amusing.

The host continued to announce: Next, please invite the Tea Horse Jingtu team to bring you the performance "Escort in the Flower Season" ......

It's finally our turn to play. We have never been on such a big stage. What if we get stage fright? Put a headscarf around your neck, put on sunglasses and walk on the stage with trepidation; The equipment in the camp is a bit crude, the music is playing, but there are no subtitles on the screen. The Flower Escort is a fast-paced song. I stepped on the flustered pace, and the familiar melody suddenly became so stiff. Watching my teammates dancing happily around me, I thought I couldn't lose face for the team, concentrate and dance with the beat again. Myopia, wearing sunglasses can't see the audience clearly, which makes me no longer nervous and twisted. An impromptu dance by Han Ying, the team's secret, and the captain cheered the audience.

After the party, I couldn't calm down for a long time. I simply cleaned up my clothes and mood, slept in a tent with floor heating, and prepared to meet the challenge of 20 kilometers on the last day.

04) Farewell to Juxian Hall

2019101October 6th

The Dongba Valley Gala gave everyone a pleasant and beautiful evening, like a stimulant, which injected new energy into the big army.

After the light rain, the Dongba secret land, the mountains have not yet awakened, shrouded in clouds, just like a fairyland. The large troops have assembled and started to warm up. Today is the third day of hiking, and it is also a day of personal and team achievements. Everyone is full of strength.

After a short stay, I felt reluctant to leave with my bag before I observed Dongba's secret territory at close range. The beautiful environment and clean camp left a very good impression on me. The floor heating made me sleep soundly, without the fear of the day when Wenhai slept in the wild.

Just out of Dongba Valley camp, I was greeted by a muddy mountain road. The shoes washed in the camp were very comfortable to wear after a night of drying. I tried my best to fall on the slightly dry ground, but soon the soil overflowed the vamp and stained the trouser legs.

The rugged and muddy mountain road left the footprints of brave people. ......

On the ancient road, there are occasional tourists riding horses passing by, some smiling, some frightened, the ancient road is narrow, the sound of horses hooves, pit by pit, surprises and surprises, and the experience is very good; The horse manure that can be seen everywhere has a strong smell, mixed with the fragrance of earth. After sweating, the smell is no longer so bad. The smell of horse manure attracts countless bugs and keeps flying around in front of people, which is annoying.

The road is ahead, only one more can get there. ......

The last two kilometers sprinted, and it began to rain lightly. Looking at the back of jelly, I am too tired to catch up. I walked with the elder sister of the Tea Horse Eagles for a while. On the hillside, the wind is particularly strong, mixed with light rain. It's extremely cold and the finish line is just around the corner. I gritted my teeth and roared across the finish line ... I was tired and happy when Doby put a medal on me.

After simply replenishing energy, wait for the disciples behind in the cold autumn wind. ......

Walking through the ancient tea-horse road, I came back with my brothers and sisters!

The celebration banquet was held in the "Juxian Hall" of the hotel. I like the word "xian", which means "moral character". Confucius said: You should not introspect yourself when you see the sage Si Qi. Everyone here is an athlete who runs 100 days, and there are also many cross-country masters who run 100 kilometers. Because of their affinity for running, they are particularly happy to be with such a group of "sages".

Sisters are beautifully dressed, very gorgeous; Men are personable, imposing, smiling and communicating with each other, and Juxiantang has become a sea of joy.

The outdoor dragon in Ye Tao is dressed in black, and his humor remains the same. With great care and surprise, the organizing committee prepared a cake for the disciples who celebrated their birthday in June, 5438+00, which touched me as a bystander.

The winner should get his speech. Jerry was so grateful that he couldn't stop crying. After the awards, everyone drank heartily and Jerry came to say goodbye. If frozen, three days and four nights can also make a friendship. I wish her a safe and smooth return to her distant home.