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My friend is unhappy. What funny jokes make her happy?

If a friend is unhappy, he can say something humorous or surprising to distract his attention.

A man went to the market to buy watermelons. Suddenly he had a whim and pointed to a watermelon and said to the boss:

"Boss, buy watermelon."

"How much?"

"Buy half this watermelon. . . . . . . Half. "

The boss was stunned: "Do you want to buy one-eighth of this watermelon? Dizzy, I still want to test me. "

Adong was stupefied: "Awesome, boss! Take it. "