Please tell me some long jokes, which are relatively unpopular and not many people have heard of them. I beg you,,,,,,,?

There once was a man who raised pigs. He saved a lot of money and planned to buy an official position. In the past, officials could be bought. However, to be an official, you need to learn three sentences. Are you here to flirt with me in the first sentence? In the second sentence, are you leaving? The third sentence, do you look at me? This person practices these three sentences every day, hoping to one day become an official. This person dreams of these three sentences every night when he goes to bed. It happened that there was a thief next door, and that day he came to steal things in this room. When this man was sleeping, he said, "Are you here?" Do you look at me? Are you leaving? In these three sentences, the little thief just drilled a hole in the wall and came in. This little thief came in. It just so happened that the person who wanted to be an official said the first thing he said in his sleep: "You are here." The little thief looked around strangely when there was no one around. Then the man said the second sentence, "Are you looking at me?" The little thief was very panicked and immediately wanted to leave. It happened that the man said the third sentence, are you leaving? This frightened the little thief and ran away quickly. Hope it will be adopted.