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Tangshuihe Chapter 7: Zhang Qiang Floating

Previously on big flies

We dug some wild vegetables at the edge of the forest to fill our stomachs. I have lived in the center of town since I was a child, and I can buy barbecue and steamed buns when I go out. I have never been wronged, the wild vegetables have not been cleaned up, my mouth is full of dirt, and I will cry.

Sue saw me crying and said with a smile, "You are really a man."

"Why do you say that?" I asked deliberately, and when she laughed and I cried, then I denied her.

I don't know. Sue perfunctory, turned to the strong.

I hurried to catch up: "You don't think I'm crying, do you?"

Still no answer. Five seconds later, I quickly added, "You ... you just cried there, and I ... didn't."

"Is she crying there?" Sue raised her chin and looked in the square direction.

"Yes, yes, yes, she is crying there." As soon as I heard Sue's reply, I suddenly got excited. I didn't understand what she said carefully.

Speaking of which, Su Peng chuckled and said, "Don't be ridiculous, don't you claim to like others?" I just found out that Fang is in a bad mood.

I went straight to Fang Hong, but I was stopped by a pair of hands. It was Sue. I hesitated, stopped and heard her say, "Leave her alone." I thought I wouldn't lie to anyone, so I squatted back. I didn't expect Fang to get worse, sitting on the ground kicking and patting the ground.

Obviously, there are some doubts: "After all, Zhang Qiang is only a nominal adopted son. Everyone was sad at the death of her colleague, but her performance was a little ... Maybe ... "Suddenly she seemed to understand something and glanced at Sue, who stared at her. Brother and sister obviously exchanged answers.

Unable to restrain his inner thoughts, Fang cried, "Patriotism will scold me to death! It is said that stepmother is not good, which really proves it! It's strange to say that I didn't take good care of the children, but I can't say that I killed them when I was older! No one wants it this time! Where can a weak woman rent a house? "

As soon as I see this posture, I will roll. The ground was wet and cold, so I took off my coat and put it on her. I thought I had to say a few words, so I said, "Hey, how are you getting along with Zhang Aiguo?"

"We don't need you as an outsider to take care of our family affairs!"

I was furious to hear my former dream lover say so. Regardless of Sue's obstruction, I rushed forward, pointing to Fang's nose and swearing, "Are you a fucking weak woman? You pushed us all down, you fucking weak woman? ! You were calm just now. Where was your indifference just now? ! Now you pretend to be a weak woman and a gold digger here? I tell you, if you don't make it clear today, I'll throw you to feed the giant flies! "

Fang was shocked, his mouth drooped, he began to cry again and rolled on my clothes.

At this time, Su Peng stood up and said, "Forget it, let's talk about it later."

I was so angry that I turned my head and scolded Su Peng again: "You are not a good person. When you met Zhang Qiang in the valley just now, it was obvious that you two colluded. What do you mean let me run? " I'm not running now, so arrest me and blow me up! "

"No, fuck, you stole the scroll! You, this, what do you say? ! "Su Peng got red in the face with anger.

I was stopped by Su Peng, staggered back, reached out and took out my coat from under her body, with a snort. Now everyone should think that I am rational and not deceived by Fang's appearance.

"Su Peng Su Peng, you his mama have the face to mention those scrolls. You just met Zhang Qiang and said that I ran away and the scroll was taken away by me. What are you talking about? Looking for scrolls? Mom, can you leave me alone and let me go back! I haven't eaten for two days. Fuck, don't you want a scroll? Here you are, all of you! " I took out two scrolls from my trouser legs and smashed them in Su Peng's face, but my mind was refreshed in an instant.

Su Peng saw two scrolls on the ground and wondered, "Didn't you just take one?" He picked it up and installed it. I saw it and regretted it.

"Well, then we can walk and row. What do you say? " I sink my breath. Fang Gonghong stood up, because there was no coat pad, and her hair was messy.

Su Peng said, "I don't know how to get there, so my experience went to the Fallen Valley, really."

Fang Honghong, whose hair is messy, heard our quarrel and came to him. He said excitedly, "What? Found two? ! "

At this time, I found that the four of us were absent-minded and had no clue. I opened my mouth and said nothing.

The ground is pale, the wind is light, and there are only crickets around. I wonder if every star in the sky can be vertically connected to the cricket on the ground. In retrospect, when I was a child, Su Peng and I used to catch crickets together in the wild. Now the scene contrast is really touching.

"You shut up, I ask you, what makes you push me? ! "Looking at the party.

"Then what makes you detain me! Illegal detention! "

"Don't yell, Fang Hong, you say first, are you with Zhang Qiang?" I want to touch it.

"Nonsense, my husband and I can be different? He said he would give you a good way to get rich. I think he is very nice! "

"Wait, what's your name, Zhang Qiang?"

"I said that my husband Zhang Aiguo is strong for his father." Fang crossed his hands. I think she is getting more and more disgusted. If I didn't like her before and didn't want to waste my feelings, I would really hate her.

"Oh, so you don't know much about his thoughts." Su Peng's forefinger gesticulated in the air.

"We thought you two colluded to make candied haws for us and poisoned the people in the town." Su Yueyue said plausibly.

"Oh, well, you are with Zhang Qiang." I turned to Su Peng and asked, "So you and Zhang Qiang are together? I saw the scene where you two met just now, and you don't have to decorate it in front of me. "

"That's definitely not. How is that possible? That's the way it is." Su Peng smiled at the sky.

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"That was then ... and then ... I made you laugh incoherently." Su Peng's grinning teeth sparkled in the moonlight.

"You are still not a person? Zhang Qiang just died, and now you are laughing when you talk about him? " I'm a little angry at Su Peng's behavior. He may not be the simple playmate I used to know.

Su Peng cleared his throat and probably didn't smile very well. He said, "At that time, his hungry eyes were green, thinking that I had hidden food, grabbed my underwear and ran away. Later, I caught up! I told you I know this place best. If you don't listen to me, you will die. He is honest ... "

Fang grabbed the words and said, "Qiang soldiers look big and timid. In the cave, he said there was not enough oxygen here, and he panicked. There are too many people, grab oxygen. " Say that finish, a sour nose, bowed his head.

It suddenly dawned on me: "I see, why did he …" I waited for Fang's answer.

"He wants to push me!" I connected it myself.

"Wait a minute!" I seem to hear an unconvincing place, "Isn't that part about grabbing underwear my illusion?"

"You which come so many hallucinations! Why do you speak dialect when you are excited? " Su Peng is a little worried about my IQ.

"Don't get excited. I used to want to pee when I saw you. How do you explain it? " I raised my hand to control Su Peng's emotions. "Besides, your Mandarin is not up to standard!"

"Ah, shh-"Su Peng gasped and covered her legs. "Oh, the skin has worn off and the water has come out." Su Peng bent, facial features crowded together.

"Do you want to pee let my brother explain? Are you all right? " Sue said to me.

"I don't know, I always have hallucinations. You give me an analysis. " I said weakly.

Su Peng looked up at Fang and said, "If I shut you down, you can't kill me. If you know whether the hole is deep or not, kick me! " "It's no good to provoke a woman!" Fang told him:

"I'm so sleepy!" Sue is tired of our long talk.

The four of us decided to take a nap. I leaned against the trunk and wondered what they were saying. That sounds reasonable and there is no problem. But whether it's true or not, I don't know, maybe I worry too much. But strangely, Sue was the girl I hated most at school. This experience made me sit up and take notice of her. Everyone deserves my suspicion, but I really didn't expect there would be a conspiracy against her.

I fell asleep with the sound of crickets. If all this is a dream, I don't know if I should dream after falling asleep, but at least I am dreaming. Maybe it's true. I dreamed that I had returned to the small town where I grew up and dreamed of a carefree life. I hope this is true.

In the middle of the night, I felt shivering and my thoughts became clearer and clearer. Looks like I've had enough sleep. I sat up, leaned against the trunk and looked at these familiar figures. When did I know my childhood friend Su Peng? I suddenly doubted my memory. Looking at Su Peng's face, I really want to step on it, but how can I stand it? I was also a partner who grew up together, although he now makes me so distrustful.

I walked around and walked slowly to Fang and looked at the faint tears on her face. I went to wipe her tears, and suddenly my hand was caught. "What are you doing?" Party opened his eyes and said.

"You didn't sleep?" I was taken aback.

Fang's eyes were wide open and motionless, and he began to snore.

"Patriotic, patriotic, don't hurt Brother Chun, I promise you, I will marry you whatever I promise you." I watched Fang burst out with such a few words. Although I made up this picture, I am convinced.

It began to dawn, and the chirping of birds gradually replaced the chirping of crickets.

Look at the rising sun in the east, this sun, this sun! Oh, my God! The sun is too big, occupying half the sky.

"What a beautiful morning glow!" I looked back and saw that Su Peng was awake. He said excitedly, "I want to sing a poem."

I looked up again, and it was Sunglow. I feel so scared that I'm really crazy. "Su Peng, you are going to moan again, so read some poems."

In fact, I like Su Peng's poems, which seems to go back to our school days. He is still so melodramatic, and I feel extremely comfortable.

"Ah-"Su Peng facing the east, with open arms. This woke up two girls and Fang kicked them out. "Mom sells batches and kicks me!"

I glanced at Fang and remembered her tears at night. This woman is actually very fragile inside, but her behavior is like this. Looking at Gong Fang's tears, I thought of a possibility, although I don't want to accept it, that is, Gong Fang had an affair with Zhang Jiangyou.

"Let's go." I looked at the distance and said.

"I think we should eat something first," said Su Peng.

"Didn't you just eat last night? Brother? " Sue patted it. Su Peng stepped on his sister. I saw it.

"Oh ~ yes, I'm really hungry!" Sue said loudly.

"Have you ever been to Jiuzhaigou?" Fang Honghong suddenly asked, "I feel that the scenery here is similar to Jiuzhaigou."

"But you can't make this place your home, can you?" Square (turn) road.

I said, "Don't worry, wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I don't allow myself to have any doubts. Su Peng, what was your signal just now? "

"What?" You look stupid.

"Code?" He frowned and pouted, son of a bitch!

Getting angry early in the morning is not good for your health. Angry, I went up to him and grabbed his collar. "I didn't expect you to have pharyngitis." I said something inappropriate.

I went up and grabbed Su Peng's neck, and suddenly there was a buzzing sound in the distance.

As soon as Su Peng patted my hand, he ran forward. He jumped over the stone and ran across the stream, like a monkey jumping out of Wuxing Mountain. The little carp jumped up where he passed, as if cheering for his posture.

I thought while chasing, I still have the heart to see carp? What's that noise back there! The buzzing sound seemed to come from the air, and I looked back pleasantly. What is that? Is it Zhang Qiang?

I can't help laughing at myself, how can Zhang Can make such a sound, and he is already dead. But near the distance is indeed the figure of Zhang Qiang, and it is floating in the air! Did this special environment remember Zhang Qiang's DNA and copy him? But what about the buzz? Just now, we started tracking the giant flies here. Not all giant flies, are they? Oh, my God!

"Wait for us!" Su Yueyue shouted, "I know nothing about compassion."

I look forward, Su Peng has fallen far behind us, and the speed is still very fast. I ran for my life, and I don't know what happened to the two people behind me.

This is indeed Zhang Qiang's body, but it is already stiff. Zhang Qiang's body seems to be covered by something slowly. You see, Nima is a dense wasp, holding up Zhang Qiang's body! How lucky I was to survive last night! I thought I had reached the Peach Blossom Garden. Now, at first glance, we have reached the Peach Blossom Island.

Hum has reached my head, Zhang Qiang is so close to me, but I can't help it. It seems that we left at that time and didn't bury him, which is not a very responsible decision.

I fell to the ground panting, thinking, this game is over, the game is over. I see a stick in front of me, which looks like a pen. I carefully looked at the stick on the scroll, and it fell into my arms last night. The top of the stick is shining. What's the use of this thing I have a glimmer of hope. I plucked up my courage and looked up, and the wasp began to turn around. They seem to judge their direction by light. I stood up with difficulty, my legs were shaking, and I raised the glow stick. The wasps quickly formed a whirlpool and circled around the top of the stick.

Oh, my hand is broken! Terrible pain! I put my hand back in front of my eyes and saw the covered area fester rapidly, forming a wound the size of a coin. When I grinned with my aching hands, I felt my thighs being hugged. I looked down at Sue. She was red and square.

"Hum, I knew to hug my brother's thigh!" Look again, their arms are ... wrinkled beyond recognition, so disgusting! But there's no time for nausea. I yelled at them, "Get on the net!"

A few bones hit me on the head, which I know is a part of Zhang Qiang. But I dare not move. I hold back my fears and cherish my life. Although the stick was not heavy, I kept holding my arm up and began to feel sour. I saw two other people jump into the river. Without delay, I also hid in the water as quickly as possible.

I stuck the stick in the ground, and its surroundings were swept clean by the wind brought by bees.

We dived into the water and watched the bees. Obviously, they are caught in an infinite loop, and no one dares to fall behind, turning faster and faster. Zhang Qiang also began to fly fast, and his body became smaller and smaller, as if he had been eaten. The speed of rotation gradually exceeded the control limit of the wasp, and the surrounding wasps began to fall to the ground one by one. I think of running the playground at school. Running the outer ring is the worst, and the physical strength is consumed quickly.

Soon, only a thin layer of columnar stratum was left in the bee colony. At this time, there is no trace of Zhang Qiang. I began to stand up slowly in the water and looked at the dead ants and two dying women on the ground. Damn Su Peng, he walked away when he was in danger. This is not one thing. I helped them lie on the river bank. The sun is warmer and my clothes will dry, but I am at a loss in the face of their injuries.

Just when I was at my wit's end, I found that the wound on my hand was no longer painful, and there were traces of river water left on the wound.

Su Peng's footsteps came in the distance.

"Come on, look what I found!" Su Peng raised the pitch by an octave. He seems to be holding something.

"How in the past, you see what we hurt! Where have you been! "

"I crossed the river."

"Why are you so shameless?"

"I know I'm the only one among us who can outrun the swarm, so ..."

"Mama BaZi, we you no matter, your sister you no matter? Look at her arm! " I pulled my hand to Sue's eyes.

Su Peng said he heard the bees and started running. He knew that if he helped us, all four people would be seriously injured, so he went to find a long-heard herb-poly umbrella grass.

But I remember that orchids are a kind of dye. If it hurts me, it will not be worth the loss, so I said, "Give it to your sister first.

"

"Why don't I come back? Isn't it? Otherwise, I would have run away! This grass is particularly powerful, and it will have an effect when applied. " Su Peng chewed up the grass and painted it on Fang's arm.

I saw a faint blue painting on Fang's arm. As for the effect, it is estimated that it will take some time to see it.

Su Peng turned to me and asked, "Aren't you going to put some on?"

"No, no, thank you for your kindness. Does your sister need some? " I refused his kindness because I thought the river had improved after washing. "She doesn't need it. She has a thick skin."

After three minutes, Fang's wound healed quickly, but it was still a little green.

Su Peng said, "Well, maybe the medicine is a little big. I will reduce it. " He cut the amount in half and applied it to Sue's arm.

I said, "Didn't you say she didn't need thick skin?"

"This face thickness is very big. I said, are you aiming at me? "

"It's up to you. I don't need it anyway. You see, this is all I have. " I put my hand into Su Peng's eyes, looked at it, and then quickly retracted it, for fear that he would draw me.

Honghong has two green arms, and I laughed when I watched it.

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