I like watching humorous jokes best. Who can tell a joke that I have never heard before that makes me feel funny and worth saving?

V 1 Back in those days, I punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten, all of which were put under one meter. I stamped my foot in the morgue. "Stand up if you don't agree!" Nobody dares to gasp ~ ~

When a person just got on the plane and wanted to throw up, the stewardess took an empty bag and went to get it when it was almost full, telling him not to throw up. When I came back, I found it everywhere. I asked why, and replied, "I saw it was almost full, and I took another sip, and everyone around me vomited ..."

God said to the dead children in the west: Come, give you a pair of wings to be an angel! God also said to the children who died in Africa: Come, give you a pair of wings to make a … bat …!

When a person walks through a cemetery in the middle of the night, he hears a knock at the door, and the more he listens, the more afraid he is. Finally, he saw a man carving a tombstone. I was relieved and said to the other party, I was almost scared.

Fuck me! What are you doing? They carved my name wrong, so I changed it.

The woman is ugly, can't get married, and wants to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnapper sent him back, but she insisted on not getting off. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: Go, don't take the bus.

Three rabbits picked a mushroom.

The two big ones let the small one get some wild vegetables to eat together.

The younger one said I wouldn't go. If I leave, you will eat my mushrooms.

The two older ones said no and went ~ ~ ~

Half a year has passed, and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one can't come back. Let's eat.

The other big one said wait ~ ~ ~

A year has passed and the white rabbit hasn't come back yet. Don't wait for us to eat.

Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I know you want to eat my mushrooms.

Lily just got married, and she asked the officiant how much it would cost to hold a wedding. Moderator: The more handsome the groom is, the more expensive it is. Lily shyly handed over ten dollars, and the host looked back at the groom, and then changed nine and a half dollars. ...

A man kept a pig. He was annoyed with it and wanted to throw it away, but the pig knew the way home and threw it many times without success. One day, the man abandoned the pig and took a bus. He called his wife that night and asked, "Does the pig return?" His wife said, "Go home." The man was very angry and shouted, "put it on the phone quickly, I'm lost."

A husband made his wife angry. The husband had no choice but to play with the cat. The wife said, "Why are you with this pig?"

The husband replied, "It's not a pig, it's a cat."

The wife said, "What did you say when I talked to the cat?"

A child went to the store to buy a toy plane. He gave the clerk a 50 yuan bill. The clerk said, "Kid, this 50 yuan bill is fake." The child said, "Is your plane real?"