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Daochanghe road
The rice field of the brigade is very large, judging from the current experience, it is more than 2 mu. The rice field doesn't grow anything all year round, and the weeds that grow have to be cleaned by special personnel. After each rain, the old cows will be used to pull the gravel and crush it again, and it will always be smooth and bright. During the slack season, most of the rice fields are empty, and only one side near the southeast corner is piled with a mountain of haystacks for cooking big pots of rice and feeding cattle. There is a row of community houses on the rice field, facing south in the north of the rice field, with a row of five adobe straw houses, with the kitchen at the east end and the conference room and office next to it. When having a meal, the conference room is also a restaurant. If it doesn't rain, this restaurant won't be needed. You can squat at the door, freely combine, and chat while eating. Further east, there is a big cowshed, and there is a big pit on the side of the cowshed, which is used for dung retting. It is estimated that it was left by borrowing soil when the house was built. I don't like to go to this place to play. The smell is bad, mosquitoes are flying around, and there is the possibility of slipping into a big pit. Someone has fallen in and turned into a "cow excrement man" when pulling it up. Everyone has been laughing for a long time.
The busiest time in the rice field is in the afternoon and autumn, when wheat is threshed in the afternoon and beans are threshed in the autumn. The most spectacular scene is wheat threshing in the afternoon. A brigade of more than 1, mu of wheat was harvested manually, transported to the rice field by carts and four-wheeled machines in an endless stream, and piled into huge wheat and straw piles, which occupied more than half of the rice field. On the other side, the diesel engine roared, driving the thresher to hum and breathe the wheat straw. The wheat bran rose far away, and the golden wheat grains leaked from the thresher and were pushed out by cars and cars, gradually piling up into hills. People in the whole rice field have their own division of labor, and they are busy but not chaotic. At this time, children have to pick up wheat. They can pick up the lost ears of wheat in the harvested wheat field, change them into work points in the brigade, or stay to subsidize the lack of food at home. Tired and tired of picking wheat, I played hide-and-seek in the rice field and climbed the wheat mountain, having a crazy time!
a terrible accident happened! Just in the evening, when people were tired and negligent, the red exhaust pipe of the diesel engine ignited the wheat straw that fell on it, and the fire broke out in an instant. The fire spread rapidly with the help of the wind, and one wheat straw pile burned, and the wind swept Mars and ashes into the sky! The fire can't be saved, the heat wave is too hot for people to get close to, there is no water in the ditch, and the water in the distant river can't be transported for a while. People are still busy, lined up in a long line, carrying water, and they can't put out the fire at all. They can only comfort their hearts burnt by the fire by being busy. The fire burned all night, and the next day there was still an open flame and smoke in the rice field, and people's blackened disappointed faces could be seen everywhere. The rations of a large group of people have been burned up by this big fire for half a year. How can we live in the future? For the rest of the year, I was impressed by hunger and a long winter.
The fire was just an accident. In many cases, the rice field is a gathering place and a happy place, full of people's good hopes for a bumper harvest and plenty of food and clothing.
when the land was contracted to households, the rice field was also divided and turned into a field. Five social houses are still there, but they are dilapidated, standing alone in the field, nobody cares, and finally fell down.
an era has ended and a new era has begun.
after the land is divided into households, the land becomes more fertile, and people carefully wait on the crops in the field, and the crops are harvested year after year. At this time, the rice field becomes smaller. Every household often harvests the crops in the plot near the highway, and then harrows and compacts the ground to make a rice field, but the land is divided into several parts. In this small rice field, the whole family, old and young, went on stage together, changed their laziness and spared no effort to complete the harvest every season. Then, the rice field was plowed, planted with crops like other land, and continued to fulfill its mission as land.
It is inconvenient to travel in the countryside, there are no good roads, weeds are overgrown and muddy, and it is not open to traffic at all. Going out depends on your legs, and selling food depends on carrying a car on your shoulders. Such a road slows down the pace of people's life and hinders economic development. "If you want to be rich, build roads first", it is not just rice fields that change with the times, but also roads. After 2, the village-to-village access project was implemented, and the cement road from village to village became a reality. Some villages also realized the cement road for households, which greatly facilitated travel and made people's lives richer.
now, the rice field and the road meet miraculously. It is found that the cement road is not only convenient for travel, but also convenient for threshing and drying grain. It can be used at any time if you want, saving yourself the task of making a rice field. As a result, in the afternoon and autumn, the road turned into a rice field and became the most lively place. Spread the wheat straw on the road, let the traffic run over it, then turn over and shake the straw, and the wheat and rice will come out. How easy it is. Sun wheat and rice on the road, occupying more than half of the road, separated by wine bottles, wooden sticks, stones, etc., to prevent traffic from crushing grain, how convenient it is to sun if you want. Adults and children are busy with their shovels, sticks and brooms, and their pockets are open. How lively it is! At this time, trying to walk on the road is the most test of the driver's skill and patience. S-bend, limited width road, unilateral bridge, avoiding obstacles, climbing haystacks ... all have to go through it again. From time to time, a man jumps out of a car by the roadside, scaring you in a cold sweat. No matter how loud the horn is, it's no use. The work is not finished yet. Just wait. You can only wait until the road makes way. You can't get past an ultra-high and wide grass-pulling cart. You can only follow it at the speed of a walking tractor. When you follow it depends on where the car in front goes. Not every driver is skilled and patient. Every year, there will be accidents of vehicle damage and personal injury, resulting in property losses and even loss of life.
this phenomenon must be managed! People sympathize with farmers' difficulty in growing grain, endure it, and half a month will pass, which can be regarded as support for agriculture. This is the idea of many people. If everyone does this, they don't blame the public, and they don't know how to start. If they strengthen publicity and rely on their own consciousness, they will always be unconscious, and the effect of management is not good. This is the truth of rural work. Because the burning of straw was forbidden, grassland was built, and the straw was purchased and piled up. Those who burned straw were severely punished, which completely solved the problem of straw burning, and the air was fresh and the sky turned blue. Is it okay? Because of the need of drying grain, we should combine the rural cultural square to build threshing ground, guide large grain growers to build their own rice fields, and severely punish those who dry grain on the road to solve the problem of turning roads into rice fields, and also provide a smooth road.
rice fields and roads, you and me. The phenomenon of turning a blind eye to chaos shows that the quality of the people needs to be improved, and the management ability of the government needs to be strengthened if there is chaos and it is not cured. For everyone, if you feel inconvenient, don't cause the same inconvenience to others. Start with me and take care of yourself. Everything will be better if we work hard!
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