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The craziest car fan-bus fan-a huge kingdom composed of a group of children
The bus came, and I struggled up the steps of the bus and up the three stairs. "Take a step inside and close the door!" Aunt the conductor speaks fluent Beijing dialect and speaks into the megaphone. She seems to have dates in her mouth, which is vague.
Because I am young and short, the bus always gives me the feeling of being dark and crowded. In order to squeeze out the crowd, my father always likes to pull me to stand next to the "big drum bag" in the front of the car. At that time, the buses were all front engines, and the engine was under this "big drum bag". There are not only few people here, but also very warm in cold winter.
The driver's master dialed a turn signal button on the dashboard, and then fully engaged. After that, the whole car can hear the sound of gears, and then turn the huge steering wheel wrapped with a lot of tape. The driver moves quickly and smoothly, and his posture is handsome. In particular, the condescending roar of buses and diesel engines gives people a sense of manpower.
I gradually like watching the driver drive, and I like to stand behind the driver every time I take the bus, which also gives me my first impression of the bus. And many bus fans, like me, like it a little bit and dream of driving such a handsome bus.
Personally, I really began to like buses because in the new century, Beijing has vigorously developed public transportation, and the number of bus lines at home has suddenly changed from two to more than 20. I began to remember these bus lines and wondered where they were going. That was the first time I found that Beijing was so big.
One day, I suddenly found out that my parents who used to take a bus there suddenly no longer knew how to take a bus. At this time, I became an expert at home.
This is the first time to become an expert in parents' minds!
Every time I go out, they will ask me what bus to take, and I will tell them the transfer plan accurately.
Of course, every bus fan has different ideas about starting to like public transportation, but they have one thing in common. It is because of such a thing that they have proved themselves and discovered another unique world.
With the advent of the Internet era, I found that I am not the only one who likes to study bus routes. There are such a group of people on the Internet who have the same hobbies as me.
In major public transport forums, you will find that this is a very large organization. They know more about buses than you think. They not only know the bus lines like the back of their hands, but also know which lines are which passenger companies and which lines use which cars. These are just basic skills.
They are all like experts on the internet, and they are miraculous, like a group of doctors who specialize in research. But in fact, they are just a group of students, many of whom are primary school students. No matter after 80, 90 and 00, every generation of bus fans starts with students, because they have more time and energy to indulge.
For bus fans, their favorite activity is "running". The so-called "running" means running with your favorite bus. Whenever a new line is opened, a new car appears, or an old line leaves and the old car leaves, it will affect the "emotional nerves" of bus fans.
Because every time the old car on the old line leaves, there are too many memories, just like for a car fan, the classic Beetle is about to stop production, and many riders will feel sorry. For bus fans, it would be great if they could witness it with their own eyes, and "Run" is to record this moment with personal experience, and then save the file with pictures and videos.
Whenever this time comes, they will be extremely excited and excited, which also drives them to make persistent efforts for their own pursuit.
When it comes to their obsession with buses, it is not enough to just define them as ordinary car fans. And if you want to describe it as a madman, it is just right. Don't think that a group of teenagers can't do earth-shattering things. Just because I am a child, I have more adolescent impulses and blood.
Many people will say that today's children live a happy life, have everything and can't suffer, but in the world of bus fans, this is not the case.
The net name "The Myth of Sisyphus" is a new car fan I know after 00, and I am a freshman this year. Sisyphus myth is a typical Beijing child with a good family situation. In the eyes of his parents, he is the treasure in his mother's hand. In the eyes of society, Beijing children, after 00, may be the most intolerable people.
But, you are wrong! The myth of Sisyphus told me a crazy "running" experience.
Beijing used to like to drive some long-distance buses. Because of the opening of many new subway lines in recent years, Beijing Public Transport Group began to cut down long lines, and more and more lines only operated between the subway and the community, so fans nicknamed the bus group "Interception".
On this day, Bus Group will open Bus No.934, which is a long-distance bus for these young people, from Haizijiao in Daxing to Fangshan Doudian. In order to experience this new line for the first time, Sisyphus's myth has paid a lot and suffered a lot.
"The first bus of this new line leaves at 5 o'clock, so I set off at 12 o'clock in the evening, riding a bike from Wudaokou where I was at that time to Haizijiao, the starting station of 934 Road. It was more than 2 o'clock in the middle of the night. " Sisyphus's myth speaks for itself.
The route of Sisyphus myth riding is from Haidian District outside the North Fourth Ring Road to Daxing District outside the South Sixth Ring Road, crossing the whole city of Beijing from north to south, with a riding distance of more than 30 kilometers. Winter in Beijing is very cold. The temperature of a few degrees below zero is normal and it is often windy. If you wear less clothes, you will be easily frozen.
The myth of Sisyphus only wears a coat for the convenience of riding a bike. Because he arrived at the station early, he was frozen in the cold night wind for three hours. To make matters worse, he stayed up all night, rode back to Haidian from Daxing the next day, went home to lie down for a while, and then went to the National People's Congress for class. He said that the moment when he struggled out of bed was terrible.
This story is just the tip of the iceberg of Sisyphus' myth of "surgery". In order to shoot a car, shooting all night is not a case. Sometimes the myth of Sisyphus also takes the night bus. This usually requires a lot of waiting time. In order not to miss every detail, he will arrive at the shooting scene in advance and get familiar with the environment in advance. It's past midnight, and because things often happen the next day, in order to save time, he basically chooses to spend the night at McDonald's.
There are many fans like Sisyphus myth. They even went to other places to experience shooting in order to shoot an old car.
Sisyph's myth of "running" is often to put the mobile phone on the railing of the front seat, shoot the progress of the bus, and then send the edited video to Li Li.
I'm actually a little worried about his safety. I asked him if any drivers, security guards or passengers would question your behavior.
He said that there are, but these are extremely rare and most people have never questioned them. He said that some security guards thought he was an inspector sent by the motorcade, and he understood everything after explaining it.
The myth of Sisyphus says that the driver is the most understandable. Once the night bus was finished, he took the No.8 bus to "run". He chatted with the driver's master all the way to the Beigongmen terminal, and the master also got off work. The master went back to the team to tidy up and prepare to go home. Seeing that the myth of Sisyphus was still there, the master drove to find him and said that he would send him back to Shijingshan.
"I was very touched at the time!" Sisyphus's myth theory.
"Many suburban lines or small lines have very good masters." The myth of Sisyphus is very sad. "Of course, many big line players are also excellent, but there are too many people to take care of."
In fact, many bus drivers know that there are such a group of bus fans. In order to make the children happy, they even joined the forum of bus fans. The "high-speed" master who runs the 345 express train from Beijing to Changping is such a person. In order to let this group of children experience the bus, he will use his spare time to convene children to hold offline activities and experience the bus together to provide more convenience for children to shoot.
"I like Beijing very much. This is a city with temperature. I don't want to leave Beijing. " The myth of Sisyphus tells me this.
The seemingly ordinary hobby has many unknown stories behind it. Through repeated experiences, bus fans have cultivated more hobbies and become car fans, train fans, cultural advocates and public welfare organizers ...
The story of bus fans can't be finished day and night, and such stories are constantly being staged.
Author: Qin Chao
This article comes from car home, the author of the car manufacturer, and does not represent car home's position.
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